"Never Never Land nah, offiser Tenpenny. I'm just wondering what took y'all so long." - Carl Johnson when confronted by the SFPD after he returned to California.
Wyllyum (originally spelt as William) F. Lesbian (created 1682/418 BH, 2004/4 AH) is an African-American barber from the mean streets of New York. His original birthplace was Roosevelt Island Smallpox Hospital Ruins in Jamaica, New York. However, that fact is contested, according to some Canadian dude who used to serve as an assassin in Montreal and was originally from Calgary. He went by the nickname of 'The Hitman', and liked pink and black clothes. Lesbian is most notable for his war crimes during the Warsaw Uprising against Nazi Germany, lead by the staunch atheist Wilhelm Hillmor. However, Wyllyum still numbers on 13 in Top 15 in most sex offences committed according to Watchmojo. His mother is of Puerto Rican descent, while his father was originally born as a white man from the Soviet Union, serving under the regime of Joe Valirover. After being included in Watchmojo's Top 15 Worst Sex Offences Committed by an African-American Male his notoriety grew ten-fold and he became hunted down by the NYPD, just ask Dominic Carisi. He was eventually stolen and hidden in secrecy for protection by the IDF (Israeli Defence Force), after the American Army order his arrest. While in the custody of IDF, George Soros, a rich Democrat from Europe and an opponent of the IDF who believes that Palestinian lives matter, convinced the Israeli Force to give Wyllyum back to America so he can pay for his crimes against the female gender. Wyllyum was dragged back to US, dropped in front of the White House and the President there, Joe Biden, played the role of the judge, jury and executioner during F. Lesbian's trials. Forced to serve over 227 consecutive years in prison, he was given a plea deal where he was forced fight against Abigail Peppercorn's movement in Orinion before he was destroyed by Ichabod Crane's bazooka when he was about to face off against one of Viktor Horrible's lawyers.
Birth:[]
Lesbian was created in 418 BH in the dense jungles of Shina. The Botan Jungle to be more specific and the newly-formed Black Dragon Clan were present at his birth.
Death:[]
He died fighting Viktor Horrible's forces on Orinion, thanks to Ichabod Crane, that old fool, who somehow was able to kill him despite his cowardice.
Philanthropy:[]
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Trivia[]
- His theme song is Do the Sex Offender Shuffle.