World War II: Olaf's Rise

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World War II: Olaf's Rise is a video game, a fourth and third person shooter to be exact developed for the current consoles, mobile, TV, Steam, old stationary phone and your local tollbooth. As the name implies, the game is set during World War II and years before it, during Olaf Tutchenko's rise to power and the intro of the game has Olaf making a speech based on hatred and true story to pander up to the incels. Olaf will be yelling a lot that we "live in an alien-based society". This is the first official game in history where he can be portrayed as a good guy, depending on the player's choice. He seems to have some... spiritual connections to Shinnok as evidenced from multiple cutscenes. When the game begins, the player will have to choose between the Allied Forces and the Axis. You can play as a country's leader, top army generals, or even regular joes who got drafted into the army and must now fight for their leader's glorious cause.

Also, the timeline of the game is actually all over the place, so modern people, like Super Mario and Yoshi Tatsu also appear in the game, thx to Queen Almeida.

The original gameplay however, includes only the actual people that were presented there, during the war.

Story[]

"I got đou sneaking out zee ghetto! Where you were going, we'll never know! I thought I was clear that you can't go anywheah'! My fatherland gave you jobs and housed you! And zen you said zat Shao is better! Nein, you can't get in, you're not on zee list! So here's aus things I really hate about aliens! Ten: Your leader is so rich! Noin: You look Asian! Eight long days for holidays and seventh is zee day of rest, das kind of lazy! Sex: You rule an entire planet! Funf: Your religion sucks! Four: And your soup! Drei: I need no gold teeth and purple shoes! Two sips of a rice juice and you're drunk, mein dude! Ein: I suppose I'll have to spent my gas money, getting rid of you! Only 6,000,000 now, but the number gets higher tomorrow! Your planet suck, it's just desert! You can't conquer anything new! Stop sucking Shao's cok and give us back our money!!! Ich won't even bother to differ between all types of species! You should all just die, Shao, you biatch! Now here's ten reasons why I hate Outworld and the other aliens around zee universe! Also why zhey can't stay in my country! Ten: Zhey don't lift! Nine: They're basic! Eight: I just well, kind of racist. Seven: You dress great for an Asian even tho you're not! Six: You eat human flesh, say sith like "it tastes like bacon!" Funf: You suck Shao's dik! Four: And fuak you! Drei: I wish I never met you!!!!!! Two: Kill all of you would sit well in my gut, dude! One: I just hate EVERYZINK ABOUT YOU!!!!! Lastly, shall we move on to Amerika now, what do you zink? I zhink not! Here is 10 moar reasons why you can't stay in mein beautiful country! Ten: You fukwits! Nine: You sell bagels! Eight: Let's put some chips on zee table! Seven: You talk a big game 'till you'll be naked in zee shower! Sex: You're gay! Five: You're fuakwits! Four: You are aliens! Three: I'll maybe habe zee gas leak issues!!! Too many twists of the knob'll make it stuck, dude, but I'll make sure to get rid of you!!!! (Claps, cheering and applauses)."

— Olaf's speech against Outworlders at the beginning of the game

The story begins in 61 BH in Germany with General Olaf Tutchenko giving a speech to the German populace about how evil the Outworlders are and sith. The people are all rallied up and they march on to the refugee centres and ghettos and beat the life (literally) out of the aliens. Olaf then claims how the first order of business will be to attack and take back Poland which the aliens took from Germany and gave it to the Poles, according to him and Vladimir Kazliv. WWII starts as of result of the Nazi Ultranationalists attacking the Poles and a German ambassador to the US comes to President FDR with the grave news. The United States talk over the phone with Winston Churchill and the British King and the two countries agree to bomb the daylights out of Germany for attacking Poland, their closest ally.

Olaf, in the meantime is making another hate speech, the likes of the one you see on top and rallies even more Germans into attacking the aliens while regular joes are forced into mobilisation against the Poles.

Joe Valirover, in the neighbouring Soviet Union hears of the news of Olaf's attack as well, but unlike the crapitalist and monarchist US and UK, he prefers to side with Olaf and even invites him to a party at his place over a phone call the next week. Olaf replies that the plan sounds wonderful and him, Wilhelm Hillmor, Kazliv and George Schwerin travel to the cold Russia to Joe's mansion to drink some tea, eat cookies and all other types of delicious delicacies and plan on forming and forging an alliance between the two nations.

The negotiations are a success and Joe and Olaf manage to form an alliance, but this causes World War II to start as Olaf's conquering of Poland is a big no-no in the eyes of the West. Thus, this began the war officially and set the plot of the game in motion.

During the following story, the player can choose their own character from both the hero and the villain campaign.