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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Melinda Lou Thomas |
| Nationality |  American
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| Born | September 14th, 0 AH |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Wisconsin (false files), actually Columbus, Ohio |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | Red |
| Height | 5'6" |
| Weight | 62 kg |
| Gender |  Female
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Her customers, Nelson Peltz, Moonman (former) |
| Enemies | Ronald McDonald Moonman (currently) Burger King People that hate her fast food and buy elsewhere, like that fat, dead chap |
| Occupation(s) | Wendy's fast food mascot |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | WWE 24 AH |
- "If this *Twerks over and spanks her butt* was your last meal instead of that MacTonight sith, you'd still be breathin'."
- — Wendy taunting a fat teenager who died from heart attack, but he deserved it
Melinda Lou Thomas aka Wendy is a redheaded, pig-tailed, wheelin' n' dealin' and freckle-cheeked girl that is the mascot of the food company called Wendy's, owned by a variety of rich businessmen which includes that Jew guy, Nelson Peltz.
History[]
Melinda was born on September 14, 2000 in Columbus, Ohio, just like Jimmy Starkey. As a child, Melinda was unable to pronounce her L's and R's, struggling with her own name, and so just became known by her nickname 'Wendy' (with the pen-pin merger) due to her dyslexian disease. In the time of creation of the fast food joint called Wendy's, she realised she got the same name as it and applied for the job of a mascot and succeeded, becoming an official mascot for the fast food, but also a sex symbol for it, with many horny customers fapping their ugly diks off to 'er via the internet.
Personality and traits[]
Wendy is nice girl and sympathetic to her customers and can even offer them hugs, however she can been arrogant, sadistic and outright monstrous to those who don't eat at Wendy's. En example of this being when she laughed, mocked and twerked into a fat teenager's face, who was dying from heart attack, on his deathbed because his final order was from Mac and not Wendy's.
She also competes with other fast-food mascots in US, like that "Happy Meal" cannibal Ronald McDonald, the ex-leader of the Bloodhunts, Moonman and the false monarch, Burger King. Nevertheless, McDonald is the best. Dam, hope she didn't hear me.
Trivia[]
- Wendy was once friends with Moonman, but after she found out he was an ex-McDonald mascot, she never spoke to him again while The Moon spiked her drink and banged her.
- Wendy likes listening to rock and country music. But her favourite song is her own theme song, other than the Preppies theme song of Sweet Home, Alabama.
- She is a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants but doesn't know him personally, The Simpsons, South Park, Happy Tree Friends, My Little Phony and Tom and Jerry the Mouse. Family Guy is the cartoon that she most despises due to Peter Griffon's sadistic tendencies towards his family, especially Meg (middle name Megatron, "Transformers, robots in the sky".)
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