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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Watto Garon Wattorium |
| Also known as | Watts, Mr. Wattoh, Watt, Mr. Watt, Mr. Wattorium, bug-creature, Big Nose, Master Watto, Boss Watto, Boss Watts, Horny Kytinn |
| Nationality |  He is from Chaosworld
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| Age | 693 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Birthplace | Arnyek, Chaosworld, Multiverse Federation |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Yellow |
| Hair colour | None |
| Ethnicity | Blue Kytinn |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | His scrapyard, Jabba the Hutt, Raiden (maybe) |
| Enemies | Jabba (secretly), his slaves, Reiko |
| Notable family members | None known |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | None to date, will probably have a cameo in MK 13 |
| Voiced by (English) | Andrew Secombe, Brian Drummond |
- "What?! You think you're some kind of God, waving your hand around like that and shootin' fuaking lightening?!? Such sithy mind tricks won't work on me! Only Queen Rita's boobies! No Rita's blessings! No deal! Hear me!??"
- — Watto arguing with Raiden
Watto Garon Wattorium was a gambler and human trafficker who owned a junkshop and a storage in Tatooine on the planet of Outworld. However, he still had to pay his kickbacks to Jabba the Hutt, who practically owned Tatooine. He was the owner of a couple of white human slaves that he abused all around, like the Skywalker and the Skytoucher families, and was also a massive simp for the Kytinn queen, Rita the Great, until he got his head cut off by General Reiko for backing out of a deal they made.
Biography[]
Watto started his life as a warrior of a Kytinn tribe on Arnyek, on Chaosworld. However, he left Chaosworld after he suffered an injury in his left ear and right testicle when fighting against the Chaosworlders and went to Outworld, where he watched Kahn's Army slaughter and kill protesters against the world's emperor, Shao Kahn. Watto got scared sithless because of this and his left testicle shrunk while his right one was almost impossible to see due to the injury he suffered and for being shrunken. He then decided to move to Tatooine, a territory controlled by "Don" Jabba the Hutt, and decided to work for him, as he knew that due to Jabba's connections to Shao and his men, he would be left alone.
Watto became a storage and scrapyard owner living on Tatooine where he owned a small store and junkyard, plus a junkshop. Watto bought two slaves, Shmi Skywalker, and her cousin Lukas Skytoucher, from one of Gohsk's auctions. Watto then decided to buy even some more slaves from the Skywalker and Skytoucher clans, like Lenox Skytoucher and even Shmi's son, Anakin Skywalker, who would later become known as Darth Vader. Watto would be a cruel master to his slaves and he would rape Shmi, force Lenox to suck him off and tie Ani up in his basement and force him to watch as he beats up his mother before raping her as well and then squish Anakin's ballsak. Watto would also host podrace-viewing parties for his gambling partners, as he was quite a gambler and frequented local casinos owned by Jabba and Ma tako ko Jama. There he would also hang out with bounty hunters, like Bossk or Greedo and even humans from Earth like Waluigi. He would also drink at the Most Sandy Cantina while his slaves would work and starve at his scrapyard. Aside from busting their backs off until they would fall over and beg Watto for water, he would also have them clean up the robots at his junkshop in the back and even suck them off if they wished, basically putting their metallic pingas in their mouths. Watto also had Shmi tied up to a steel pole once and he would skull-fuak her. He would slap her face with his blue nuts, one big and the other shrunken, and blue member until her face would be nothing more than just a bloody Skull. Watto would skull-screw her to death and then show the corpse to young Ani, who would cry himself to tears and sleep while Watto would just laugh in his face. Watto was pure evil to the core in this manner, but he wasn't this evil to everyone, just humans and Outworlders, who he actually saw as an inferior race.
In 13 AH, Raiden, the God of Thunder came to his wretched junkyard, which smelled of dorito farts and g fuel, looking for parts to fix a rod on the lower levels of his Sky Temple. Raiden didn't have Outworld's currency and was unable to negotiate a price with Watto, even failing to impress him with his lightening powers. However, when Watto mentioned that he wants to see boobies of his queen, Rita the Great, Raven knew that in order to negotiate with the Kytinn, he will need to give him some Rita nudes.
The next sunny day, Raiden asked Watto where the hell Rita's hive was located and also asked if they can exchange the rod for nudes. Watto agreed, but also said that he needs to see Rita's blessing as a proof and told the Thunderous One that Rita's hive was located on Arnyek, on Chaosworld and showed him a map which had specific details. Raiden then left his junkyard, but he figured that travelling all the way to Chaosworld and fighting royal Kytinns just to get some nudes from their queen, who would probably also not cooperate, was a waste of time. He would instead search up some nudes of a standard Kytinn woman, who resembled Rita the most, on the internet and photoshop her crown and red eyes on her. He would then also fake her blessing by asking a random Outworlder to sign her name on a paper, then he would present these to a horny Watto. Watto would get the pics the next week and believe Raiden's BS of these being pictures of the Queen and the blessing as well, thus he sold him some rods to try on his Sky Temple.
Years later, Watto would become a bit addicted to gambling, and would lose all of his money, well gems, in a bet against some fat Hutt who was a distant relative of Jabba. Watto was unable to pay his gambling debts but knew that the said Hutt would contact Jabba if Watto failed to pay him and Jabba would have his ballsak and nose put on a wall in his throne room. Watto was sweating excessively every night, knowing that the end will be near for him if he doesn't pay the Hutt in a month.
In a last ditch idea, Watto contacted the freaking former Outworld General, Reiko, who now works in the Never Never Land, to help him pay off his debts. Reiko agreed, but said that Watto must then him pay back twice the amount he'll give him, basically pay him back with interests, less he wishes to die, brutally. When Watto said he has no idea how to do this, Reiko said he'll call a Project Priest to bless (well, in his case, damn) him and boost his chances and confidence of winning in blackjack and poker, two games which Watto knew how to play well from the start and Watto knew that with this power, winning in his favourite card games will be child's play.
Watto won the money needed to pay off his debts to the Hutt with some blackjack victories and was able to live normally for a while. He also wasted all of the remaining money on booze and prostitutes and had no more when Reiko came knocking.
Quotes[]
- "Clean up those dam robots and racks, boy!"
- — Watto yelling at Ani
- "How you gonna pay for all of this, eh? AHAHAHA! You're a peasant, as they say."
- — Watto taunting a poor costumer
- "I'm betting my moneh on Sebulba! He is quite fast."
- — Watto before the podrace
- "I want to see them Rita titties and her blessings! The sooner the better!"
- — Watto to Raiden
- "Is it you, Ani?! Hell, it is you! Ya' sure sprouted! Weehoo! AHAHAHAHA! Now you is a Jedi!? Hot dam! Waddya know? Hey, maybe you could help me out wish some deadbeats who owe me a lot... Pls."
- — Watto when seeing Ani after a long time
- "Lukas? Oh, I sold the chap to a bunch of Shokan gamblers after I lost a bet. Why?"
- — Watto telling what happened to Lukas
- "Go onah poba! Di nova chut! Ding mi chopsa! Mujer gorban! HUGAR FUDGER!!!"
- — Watto speaking his native tongue
- "What? Silver coins with Shinnok on it? Nah! I want some uhhh... Gold Nuggets!"
- — Watto barging a deal
- "The Emperor? Oh, he not here. He's on the uh... other side of this planet, yah."
- — Watto when asked about Shao
- "Lukas!? You're so fuaking weak!"
- — Watto yelling at Lucas
Death[]
Watto was shaken when Reiko found him, as he demanded back his money, but Watto explained to him he wasted it all away on booze and more gambling. Reiko was mad as hell for this and since Watto was unable to repay him, he used his Devastator and cut his head off, but he first cut off his wings so Watto would not be able to escape. Reiko leaved the scene satisfied. However, we all know he would be a lot more satisfied if he had the money he wanted.
Personality and traits[]
Watto was proud of his business, Kytinn heritage and distrusting of people who claimed to be God, whether were they actual or not. He also felt humans weren't "real" enough to be treated equally to Kytinns. He thought much the same of Outworlders, but not when he is at their mercy or needs their help. When Raiden performed a mind trick to prove the fact he's an actual Elder God, he shrugged it off and didn't care, telling him that he's horny and just wants to see some pics of Rita the Great and her blessing. Watto was a heavy gambler, but had more losses than wins, something which would haunt him for like. After Anakin's departure, he started to suffer even more heavy losses on gambling.
As the owner of Shmi, Lukas and even more Skywalkers and Touchers, Watto was nowhere near being a kind master, he abused them physically, emotionally, mentally and sexually. Even though the living conditions of the slaves were in such cruel and dire situations, they had it much better off than being slaves of even worse masters, like Jabba the Hutt or Shao Kahn. However, like Jabba and Shao, Watto never showed any flashes of compassion: he hated his slaves, but when Anakin grew up and became a Jedi master, Watto tried to befriend him and even tried him to do some favours for him, but Ani would have none of these. Fearing his Jedi powers, Watto left the boy alone.
Watto's underestimation of General Reiko proved to be his downfall. Once Watto repaid his debts to the Hutts, Watto either thought Reiko would forget about the deal they made or thought wasting all of the money on booze would not be a problem and he would still be left with some money, or could gamble it back, he had his damnings anyway. He died a coward in disgrace when confronted by Reiko.
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