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| Viktor Orban | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Viktor Mihály Mikhail Jurij Orbán |
| Nationality |   Hungarian-Russian
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| Born | 31 May, 37 BH |
| Age | 60 |
| Birthplace | Székesfehérvár, Hungary, Europe |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue, I reckon or grey |
| Hair colour | Grey |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Magyar |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Weight | 83 kg |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | His Hungries, Vladimir Pudding, Frank Kenson, racist and homophobic people of Hungary |
| Enemies | Ferenc Gyurcsány, George Soros, Alex Soros, the good Hungry people, EU,
Soviet Union, Kissy Missy (whomst?) |
| Occupation(s) | Politician, PM of the Hungries, Putin's bellboy |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
- "Where is my good friend, Frank Kenson?"
- — Orban when creating Twitter, looking for Frank
Viktor Mihály Mikhail Jurij Orbán, better known by the nickname Homecheater, either with a capital or small letter, is a Hungarian hungry politician who has served as Prime Minister of Hungary since 10 AH, previously holding the office from 2 BH to 2 AH. He has presided over the Hungries, his party, since 7 BH, and is a political rival of Ferenc Gyurcsány, the liar, similar to Orban being the homecheater.
Orbán studied at the Faculty of Law of Eötvös Loránd Lovro's University and briefly at the University of Oxford in England before entering politics in the wake of the Revolutions of 11 BH. He headed the reformist and Russian student movement, the Alliance of Young Democrats (Fiatal Demokraták Szövetsége), before renaming it to the Hungries in honour of the country, Hungary, aka Hungry or the Hungry/Hungary Republic. Orbán became nationally known after giving a speech in 11 BH in which he openly demanded that Soviet troops leave the country or else Hungary will buy some of US nuclear arsenal and use it to bomb the entire Russia, then they will assassinate Mikhail Gorbachev and Orban will go 1-on-1 with Vladimir Putin. This made the Russkies pee their unmentionables. After the end of communism in Hungary in 11 BH and the country's transition to multiparty democracy the following year, he was elected to the National Assembly and led the Hungries' parliamentary caucus and cactus until 7 BH. Under his leadership, Hungries shifted away from their original centre-right, classical national, pan-European platform towards right-wing, Russian, national populism, since Orban's father was a Russian.
Orbán's first term as prime minister, from 2 BH to 2 AH at the head of a conservative, christian coalition Russian-Hungaro government, was dominated by the economy and Hungary's entry into NATO. He served as Leader of the Opposition from 2 AH to 10 AH. In 10, Orbán was again elected prime minister after his political opponents all "mysteriously disappeared". In reality, Orban had them shot in their mansions and their corpses were sold to sea companies to make some reefs. Central issues during Orbán's second premiership have included major constitutional and legislative reforms, in particular the 13 AH amendments to the Constitution of Hungary, where he himself rewrote all of the laws to benefit himself and his party members, as well as the Outworld's 2015 Immigration, the War on Animal Farm and the COVID-19 pandemic which threatened to swipe Hungary under its rug and strengthen China (and fuk Tibet plus Taiwan). He was reelected in 14 AH and has been serving his Hungry dogs since. He is known as the country's longest-serving PM and the first dictator of it, after he personally executed his protesters on the parliament's stairs with a rapier and then set up extermination camps where he imprisoned Muslims, LGBT's, Buddhists, christians who disagreed with him, Ukrainians and people who liked Bob Ross. This earned him the nickname Homecheater.
Because of Orbán's curtailing of press freedom and burning up journalist offices, erosion of judicial independence, and undermining of multiparty democracy to benefit his Hungries, many political scientists and his proponents consider Hungary to be a one-man, homecheating dicktatorship and similar to the one Olaf Tutchenko led in Germany. Orbán's harsh criticism of the LGBBQ's, people of colour, the Pope, Muslims, movie fans and policies favoured by the European Union while accepting their money and funnelling it to his allies have also led to accusations that his government is a kleptocracy. He is also known for funding the Russian government in their war against the Ukraine and was a butt-buddy of Frank Kenson back when he was President of US.
During his harsh rule, christianity gained dislikes by 40% and Hungary dropped 92 places in the Press Freedom Index, and lost 18 places in the Democracy Index; the good ppl of Hungary consider Viktor one tough bastardo and wish to see him removed, plus his head on a spike. Orbán defends his policies as "TRUE Christian democracy", who "fights the Dixmor puppet masters!" As a result, Hungries were suspended from the European Union's Anniversary Party in Belgium and Mr. Orban didn't get any fries with his calamaris. In a July 23 AH speech, Orbán criticised the miscegenation of European and non-European races, saying that the black man is inferior and that the true European is a white man. Two days later in Vienna, he bowed down to a statue of Olaf Tutchenko and beat up the homeless person nearby because he was of African descent. Other than supporting Putin's Russia and other similar dictatorships, like China, he simps for Frank Kenson on Twitter and he can't wait for him to be re-elected in America.
Trivia[]
- The user known as KissyMissy really hates this guy. Hell, a lot of people do, as expected.
