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| Urian Toilets | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Urian Pee Wee Toilets |
| Also known as | Mr. Toilets, Toiler, Urian, racist piss, Urine |
| Nationality |  English
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| Born | Unknown, 1826/184 BH |
| Age | 63 |
| Status |  Deceased
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| Birthplace | Middlesbrough, England, Great Britain, UK, Europe |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Hazel |
| Hair colour | Grey |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-WASP |
| Height | 5'8 |
| Weight | 70kg |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | John Marston, Juan de la Varga |
| Enemies | Foreign people, especially Mexicans, blacks, Americans, Russians, Chinese and the like |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Dead Redemption part II, Mexican Revolution |
| Voiced by (English) | Angus Hepburn |
- "And make sure you give those dagos hell! What? Ahahaha! That's a good chap."
- — Toilets to Marston
Urian Toilets is a minor character and a stranger featured in Red Dead Redemption part II, Mexican Revolution. He appears in and gives the player the stranger mission "Poppycock", the British (which Urian is) term for "bullsith".
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Toilets is an older man from Middlesbrough, England. He operates out of the Mayor's Office in Chuparosa as a distributor in an opium-smuggling ring under the allowance of Chuparosa's own corrupt mayor. He looks down on the Mexican people and is quite racist towards them, as well as to most other cultures.
Interactions[]
John Marston is approached by Toilets in Chuparosa. He offers payment if Marston is to successfully deliver a package to a Juan de la Varga in El Matadero. Toilets has information that the package can be found at the docks in the rebel encampment of Nosalida and asks Marston to fetch it for him since he is no shape at all to fight for it.
Marston undertakes this task, and upon delivery, is surprised at the astonishing amount of $1,000 being paid for the package. Juan is appreciative but reveals little else.
Marston then returns to Toilets in Chuparosa to get some of the payment. Marston is disappointed to discover the package was opium, and he has inadvertently helped supply indentured workers with an addictive narcotic. This goes against his principles, as he used to be a devoted socialist back when he ran in Dutch's wild bunch. Toilets tells Marston how opium is necessary for the greater good of helping the Chinese railroad workers cope with stress and loneliness, especially when they're away from their families. He walks to the corner of the room and starts to smoke opium while Marston makes his decision.
Marston eventually kills Toilets and keeps the profits for himself. After that, he quickly escapes the police.
Trivia[]
- Sometimes he can be heard making insulting comments towards all; Mexico, China, Italy, Japan, Russia, Germany, Africa and America, and also stating how he longs to go back to England.
- He wears the same type of outfit as Wilton Cowardly and Blade Beadle, minus the hat.
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