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| Umberto Hattrick | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Umberto Patrick Hattrick |
| Also known as | The evil teach, fatty, fat hypocrite, rich old fart, Patrick Hattrick, Mr. Umberto |
| Nationality |  African-American
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| Born | 26th of May, 1958/42 BH |
| Age | 67 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Lansing, Michigan, United States of America |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Black |
| Ethnicity | African-Caucasian |
| Height | 6'2" (188 cm) |
| Weight | 220 lbs (100 kg) |
| Blood type | B+ |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Dixmor Academy teachers, Preppies |
| Enemies | Lionel Galloway, Jimmy Hopkins |
| Occupation(s) | Math teacher (formerly), now a hobo on the streets, selling drugs or liquor |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully |
| Voiced by (English) | Charles Turner |
- "Children are like dogs! They only learn through frequent punishment."
- — Umberto about the children
Umberto Patrick Hattrick was the math teacher at Dixmor Academy in Bully.
He is one of the recurring characters to go from a student/faculty member of the academy to become a homeless guy hell bent on drugs.
Role in Game[]
Hattrick appears in the first mission, where he runs up on Jimmy Hopkins's beating by Russell Northrop. The Bullies quickly ran away and Hattrick instead lectured Jimmy on being out of uniform.
Later on he takes Beatrice Trudeau's diary when she was caught writing in it, locked it in his desk, and after that he brought it to the teachers' lounge, with the intent to give it to Justin Roberts Sr., who would reveal all of Beatrice's secrets; and in turn, humiliate her.
Later that year, Jimmy encounters Hattrick yelling at Lionel Galloway in the English classroom, berating him for drinking and then stating he intends to get Galloway fired. He goes to Justin Roberts, forcing Jimmy to hide all of Galloway's booze before Roberts can see it. He continues to harass Galloway over the course of the year, prompting Jimmy to retaliate on Lionel and Prep's behalf by trashing Umberto's house and the surrounding garden in "Glass House". Later that year, he guilt-trips Galloway into enrolling in Happy Volts Asylum to get off the alcohol. Deirdre Philips convinces Jimmy to enter the asylum and find him for her, and only her.
Hattrick is busted when Galloway tells Jimmy about him selling test answers, and Jimmy manages to get photographic proof and present it to Dr. Roberts. Roberts doesn't give much a damn about it, though, and let's Hattrick continue his sith, even though he sternly warms him not to do it again. But at the same time, he's more concerned about Lionel's alcoholism.
Umberto also teaches the math class, and can be seen teaching it even outside if all the classrooms are occupied. When teaching outside, he'll use the doors of the boys' dorm as a blackboard.
After the events of the game, Hattrick is replaced by the much worse Mr. Hill, and as his corrupted and authoritarian nature is exposed, no school would ever hire him, so he started hanging out with Handy, until he left, and became a bum. His mansion in the meantime, was bought by Avery Dimmadome as a vacation house in Texas.
Personality and traits[]
Mr. Hattrick was introduced on Facebook as the teacher students love to hate and hate to love, and is described as an old-school authoritarian teacher. These characteristics remained true in the game unlike many other Facebook descriptions.
Hattrick is self-righteous and tyrannical, and he has a very low opinion of both the students and his fellow faculty. His general opinion on the students is that they should be punished more often and more harshly, and he even advocates for the legalisation of capital punishments in schools. He is not rude to the well behaved students however, as he calls Sheldon Thompson a genius. However, at other times he calls him a twerp.
He is as unpleasant to his fellow staff as he is to students. He harangues Lio Galloway for drinking alcohol on school grounds; Galloway claims that Hattrick has been on his case for years even for other stuff, and his drinking is a result of the stress Hattrick caused him. He isn't seen to interact with any other teachers, but he seems to have a poor reputation around town, with Deirdre Philips, Tamara Danvers and Edna Abners disliking him. Even Jennifer Carvin, despite her senility and harshness, speaks ill of him.
As upright as he seems, Hattrick is also corrupt. He is an old money type from Old Bullworth Vale, where he owns a manor, and is rich due for taking many bribes a day from Preppies. He is also friends with many of the fathers of the preps. He sells test answers to the sons of his rich friends for even up to $10,000, so the sons may then sell the test answers to other students around the school.
According to Pedro De La Hoya, Mr. Hattrick was once bribed with $180,000, the highest bribe he ever received. Hattrick is also a widower; his wife committed suicide due to his bullying of her, although it isn't specified how we bullied her. He claims that she never understood him and that he never saw himself as a bully.
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