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Ugly Chris
Ugly Chris' drawing
Biographical information
Real name Christopher Bailey
Also known as Chrissy, Christ, Ugly One, Ugly Christy, Chris, Bailey, Ugly Leader
Nationality This is Sparta American
Died 17th of April, 1887 (current timeline), 11th of April, 1889 (original timeline)
Age 42/44
Status Deceased
Birthplace Unknown, USA
Cause of death/incarceration Shot by Red Harlow (current timeline), shot by Jack Marston (original timeline)
Physical description
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Height 6'5
Weight 136 kg
Blood type A+
Gender Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s) Ugly Gang, Chicken, Udo Kang, Professor Perry
Enemies Paul O'Grady, Red Harlow
Occupation(s) Leader of the Ugly gang, bandit
Notable family members ?
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) Red Dead Revolver, Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition, Red Dead Redemption (DLC)
Main appearance(s) (Movies) None
Voiced by (English) Erick Devine
Portrayed by None yet
"*Farts* Wow! Easy on them baked beans, sheriff."
— Chris when farting

Christopher Bailey (better known as Ugly Chris) is a supporting character featured in Red Dead Revolver and a minor villain featured in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition.

With the addition of the 'Legends and Killers' DLC pack, Chris is a multiplayer character in Red Dead Garlic bread.

Info[]

Before the main storyline, Chris showed up in Widow's Palace (Silver Town in original timeline) and took control of the town from Sheriff Paul O'Grady (local law officers in original timeline). His size and boisterousness attracted many lowlifes to him, and he was soon in command of a small army of ugly misfits, gamblers and small-time crooks. He abstained from killing the Sheriffs, presumably so he can have someone to torture and because he had a small crush on Paulie's daughter, Katie O'Grady.

Interactions[]

Ugly Chris is encountered during the mission "Ugly Streetfight". When Red Harlow arrives in town looking to collect the bounty on Bloody Tom and his gang, one of Chris' men, Udo Kang shoots Red's dog, killing him. This results in a gun battle which leaves Chris and almost his entire gang dead and this also results in Paul O'Grady being wounded, for he was used as an iron shield by Chrissy.

Original timeline[]

In the original timeline, as in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition, Chris is encountered during the mission "Silver Town" when Jack Marston arrives in Silver Town looking to collect the bounty on Irish's Gang, but one of Chris' men, Sid Winkler, shoots Jack's dog, Rufus, killing him. The results of Rufus' death are the same as were with Harlow's dog's death, with Jackson slaughtering the entire Ugly Gang plus saving Leg Johnson.

Showdown Mode[]

After completing the level "Ugly Streetfight" (or "Silver Town") with a good rating, the player unlocks Ugly as a playable character in Showdown Mode.

Chris has the ability to fill his Sawn-off Shotgun's ammunition up with fire, killing an opponent with a single blow. He can also grab the opponent and throw him into the ground, burying him deep. Him and Udo Kang are the only members of the Ugly Gang (Chris is its leader, actually) that need to be unlocked.

Quotes[]

"Whoo, das the ugly way!"

"You wouldn't shoot a guy with an eyepatch, would ya?"

"You could start your own side-show with that face!"

"Come on! Smile! You'll be dead soon."

"Don't run away, little chicken!"

"Hope your thoughts are clean, 'cause I'm gonna put a window in your skull that'll show everything."

"You're about to see crazy like you've never seen it before."

"You're such a joke, you've cheered me up."

"You wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

"I've seen leopards shoot straighter than you!"

"Didn't yo mama tell you not to play with guns?"

"Where are you runnin' off to, Sheriff?! You might have beaten my gang but you ain't gonna get by me!"

"It reeks of cowards around here."

"Does yo mama know you're out this late?"

"Whatta ya think this is? The goddamn 1880's? I ain't dyin' today."

"Where do you want your new s-hole?"

"Christ alive, and I thought I was ugly!"

"Come on! Don't point at the tub if ya can't back it up."

"I've seen good o' Chicken look tougher and babies than you."

"Just give it up now! Ain't nobody gets by me!"

"You look about ready to soil your britches."

"You're gonna spend the rest o' yo days on your back. Just like yo mama."

"So, you're tough now, are ya?"

"I told you not to make me mad!"

"What's wrong? You look jumpier than a far on a griddle."

"You gettin' tired, old timer? Let me help you."

"You look dumber than a crap-house rat."

"I'm ugly, but you look like the east end of a horse goin' west."

"You ain't even worth the scrapings of a hound dog's ass that my boy Udo shot!"

"You must have a real bad death wish."

"You couldn't even kick the sith outta your own pants!"

"I don't remember orderin' the yella' liver."

"Hahaha! Now so tough now, 'r ya'?"

"His daughter won't like it, if ya plug him!"

Journal Entry[]

The special ability of Chris' was, for many supernatural, but quite obvious since most of his boys had it; to simply transform bullets into fiery weapons of hell or mushroom oil. The enemy will be damaged by a single blow and BURN, BABY, BURN! in a few seconds. Being the stronger man, I once saw him pick up poor Sheriff O'Grady in his arms and throw him towards the ground or in a cliff.

Trivia[]

  • Ugly Chris has a red bandage wrapped around his right wrist and part of his right hand, very similar to Red Harlow's bandage used to cover up his scorpion scar. All just a coincidence, tho.
  • In his multiplayer quotes, he directly mentions Chicken and Udo Kang, two of his officers.

Book and Street Smarts[]

  • Book Smarts: Lower than average (probably isn't even literate)
  • Street Smarts: Very Savvy (managed to convince the entire town, plus a rival gang, in taking the said town over)

Gallery[]

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