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| Nickname(s) | Twiggy, Tweet, Tweetson, little canary, Chick, yellow belly, Tweets, Big Eyes, Birdy, Agent Tweets |
| Appears in | Probably anything Looney Tunes-related |
| Rank | A house canary, Twitter employee (former), member of GenSec |
| Affiliations | Sylvester (actually his arch enemy, only one-time freind), that old granny that has him, Tweeter (former), GenSec |
| Status | Alive |
| Birth | Unknown, remains of Venter's Farm, Indian Hills, Texas, North Americka |
| Death | None... yet |
| Weapon | None known |
- "Screw you, pussy kat!"
- — Tweety to Sylvester
Tweety, also known as Tweety Bird (real name Timothy Tweetson) is one of the most popular Looney Tunes characters and a little canary who will never become an adult who currently works as an investigator for GenSec, a private security shebang dedicated in taking down dangerous criminals.
He formerly worked for Tweeter until Elon Musky fired him for posting racist propaganda against him.
Info[]
Tweetson was born on Venter's Farm in Texas, owned by some old granny who was probably a younger sister of Bert Venter. Tweety was granny's favourite over the house cat with a big, red nose known as Sylvester. Due to the cat's predatory nature and jealousy of gram-jam's superior and better treatment of the bird, Sylvester tried many times to eat the canary much to the old woman's dismay.
Tweety and Sylvester are known rivals and frequently go after each other, much like Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner or Tom and Jerry the Mouse. Sylvester is constantly trying to eat Tweety, as stated before or put him out of his misery, and the canary, in return, avoids and bugs him with ease. Although Sylvester has laid hands on Tweety and got Tweety in his mouth on some occasions, he never succeeded in eating him. How is that? Well, the dumb cat just wants to swallow the fuaker down, no biting whatsoever. Only once in their entire lives did Sylvester succeed in eating Tweety. That happened once in a hospital where Sylvester, Tweety, and Hector were hospitalised after a shootout between the Venters and some random gang. Granny and the nurse then found out that Sylvester ate Tweety through an x-ray, so Granny tore him up, belly-opened in front with her bare hands, with no anaesthesia (aka anastasia) and Tweety got out like a free bird that he deserves to bee, right? While Sylvester died from shock and blood loss. When Hector asked what happened to Sylvester when the family was going home, Granny replied "He went to the mushrooms."
In an alternate timeline or possibly current one, Tweety and Sylvester put their differences aside when the two decided to exploit Plankton and Mr. Krabs' rivalry to steal their gold and stuff.
Job[]
In this modern age and time, the granny that took care of him has long been dead, and Tweety saw that he will have to get a job in order to support himself and live the good life since he refused to be on animal or social welfare. Tweety moved out of Texas to San Francisco, California, where he worked at the Tweeter social media company for years as a mod and later the administrator. Most of his jobs included banning people from the social media and similar censorship stuff. Fact is that his job was very easy to do, so much so that even a pet bird (like him) could do it. Also, his name and the company's name couldn't fit better. When Elon Musk became the CEO of Tweeter after buying the blue bird, he wanted to make some changes in the company, that being that racism and xenophobia should be allowed back on the server, his father did make money off of apartheid after all. When Tweety protested, he was immediately fired and had to find another way to make a living.
Thanks to his amateur detective skills he practised ever since he was young, Tweety was able to be hired by the GenSec to work as one of their many agents and investigators. His small size is also of good help to him on the job, making him be able to spy on dangerous gangsters and other types of criminals unseen from small objects, like hiding in a gutter and listening or hiding in a small hole in the ground.
Personality and traits[]
Tweety is a yellow canary with a somewhat annoying voise. His temper used to be very first short and he was often angry until he smoked some pot. His catchphrase is "I SAW HIM! I SAW a pussi kat! DAM IT!" whenever his large-s eyes see Sylvester. As his weed-smoking and partying progressed, he became very calmer. Despite being rude AF to the cat at times, he actually appears to be an innocent bird, sweet and caring and only wants good for the world and people in general, reasons why he worked for Tweeter and GenSec in the first place. Tweety sometimes uses Hector (a fuaking English bulldog and older brother of Spike) to do his dirty work or he hide behind Granny to avoid Sylvester and his big, bad mouth. Their relationship is indeed very similar to that of Tom the Cat and Jerry the Mouse.
Trivia[]
- Tweety used to live in a birdcage located at the Venter's farm before the gram-jam died.
- He has the longest paige out of all the Loony Toonies (Loony Tunes characters), followed very closely by Lola Bunny.
- For the first 6 years of my life, I thought he was a baby chick.
- His working tie depicts a Sylvester on it for some reason.
- His name very much reminds me of Twiggy Phelps, real name Martin.
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