Toothy and the Gang's Shenanigans

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These here are "bios" and adventures of the three main heroes of Redwood series (something I just came up with rn) and are a very great read. It includes the ex-Underboss, a wannabe Don of the Marina Family, now Lord Redwood Toothy, CEO of the Brimstone Temp. Movement, Abigail Peppercorn, Toothy's loyal Lawyer, Semyon-Timur Alekseyevich Krokov and their ally from Fatlandia in Africa, Fat Boner.

Semyon-Timur A. J. Krokov

"Lord Redwood Toothy's personal lawyer, the Ukrainian lurks in the shadows, stopping all those who would do his Overlord harm, political, tactical or otherwise. While not entirely sure, it is possible that him and his Master are allied to the ancient Annunaki, or rather Saurian race that was thought to be extinct millions of years ago, but is in secret the dictatoring force behind everything that's happened in the world. Reptilian shapeshifters control the U.S. Govt., the Dixmor Project, the Order of the Beast, Freemasonry, EU and the United Nations. A NEW WORLD BORDER WILL COME TO RISE AND SHINE!!!"

"Always a reliable servant and ally to Tutti, Semyon is ordered to assist the Fat Boner in the capture of Abigail Peppercorn. The two are ordered to stop the leader of the Brimstone Temp. Movt. at ANY cost."

"A loyal lawyer for the Marina Family, now serving Lord Redwood Toothy. The two seem to be allied to once thought-to-be extinct race of reptilian creatures. Semyon was once banished to the Never Never Land for ordering committing genocide against several other countries and possibly even planets for his overlords by Cetrion. Responsible for the death of billions, Semyon is a dangerous but reliable ally to the NWO."

"Semyon Timur A. K. had discovered the plot devised by Tutti and Fat Boner to assassinate Miss Peppercorn. On his way to join his Master, he was distracted by an old timer named Mathias Lampry. He led him to the hidden base camp of Peppercorn in Mississippi. Knowing the location of the base would be a great help to Lord Toothy if he told him about it, Semyon shot Matt down and raced back to Marina Mansion, only to discover that Tooths and Fats have already gone. Semyon wandered the Mississippi deserts aimlessly until he once again crossed paths with Peppercorn, who was angry at him for killing Lamprey. Desperate in need of serving his masters, he offered to bring her in alive... He'd kill her otherwise. Without a choice, Abby submitted to the lawyer and was taken to the mansion."

"The Marina lawyer Semyon Timur A. J. Krokov had served Toothy for a long time, ever since the death of Raul Marina II. In power once more, nothing will stop his objectives for his Master."

Destroying the Boner

Fat Boner: (Kneels before Semyon, licks his toes and kisses his feet) Sir Krokov, I have served our Lord Toothy well in destruction of Earth.
 Semyon: Indeed you have, Mr. Boner. We are most appreciative of your efforts.
 Boner: Now I wish to return in time to my home country of Zimbabwe, or rather my continent, before it was destroyed by the hands of European invader from the north who enslaved my nation and sold us as slaves to the US as well decades later. As the new ruler supreme of all of Multiverse Federation, King Tutti alone has the power to grant me this wish!
 Timur: You dare make such an impetuous and ridiculous request from your King, Boss, Emperor, Overlord, Leader, Lord and Master?! HOW DARE YOU!???
 Boner: It is a simple request for one of such great power! Redwood is so powerful, so great, SO GLORIOUS! He can easily restore my birthplace, can he not? What type of God is that pink furry if he can't do that?
 Krokov: Fool. It is a request not worth of his attention.
 Boner: (Stands up, clenches his fists) I demand it! I DO! I DO!!! If it were not for fat warriors such as myself, his attack against Cetrion's forces would have failed! IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME! He would still be rotting here on Earth under-
 Semyon: ENUFF! Perhaps you can convey your smelly feelings to Lord Redwood himself!
 Boner: Like Hell I can! I want my end of the bargain full-
 (Tutti suddenly appears in front of Boner and pokes him down to his knees with his pitchfork)
 Redwood: INFIDEL! You DARE INSULT ME?! And u are in no position to demand anything! I could kill you with a mere thought!
 Boner: (Starts sweating and begins to put his hands in a praying position) No, I am sorry, My Lord! It is just, uh, that we had a deal, Toothy.
 Tutti: A deal? I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO RESHAPE AFRICA IN UR OWN WAY AND THEN BETRAY ME BY SENDING THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AFTER ME! That was your plan, weren't it, Boner? Without the European invaders, the land would prosper and your plan to dethrone me would work, wouldn't it, you treacherous sack of sith!?! (Boner doesn't know what to say) ALL DEALS... R OFF! (Tutti shoves the pitchfork through Boner's head and impales it on it.) Semyon: Good work, Lord Redwood.

More bios

"The Marina lawyer rises from the pits of the Never Land after being imprisoned there with his Master. After learning of Miss Peppercorn's return, he again stalks the old woman for his Dark but pink-furred Master. Following the old frog into the country of Serbia is where he continues his own unholy mission to destroy the anti-drinking lady."

"When the old woman Abby makes a failed attempt at shutting down all the bars, beer factories and taverns in Serbia, Semyon is able to follow her into the Vampire land of Romania. He needs to be careful to make sure the Peppercorn woman doesn't spot him, she's quite the looker. He's the Joker and Ace card in Toothy's "struggle" against the sober CEO."

"In hopes of gaining a new ally in the war against the Temperance Movt., Semyon resurrects the dead Fat Boner and makes him into a Fat Boomer, without any memories of his previous life. Using his charm and charisma plus showing him some achievements of his Lord, Boomer can't refuse to work for the Dark Lord and possibly the Reptilian overlords as well. Boomer accepts his offer, but we have yet to know if he is hiding some... ulterior motives."

"Marked for death by the Grandmaster Tutti and his two minions, Peppercorn WILL BE murdered before night falls. Semyon was desperate for a drink and visited the Gold Town Saloon for a drink, but saw the saloon burned down to the ground... This was Abby's work. Semyon reported this to Lord Tutti and also admitted that he saw the corpses of Oliver Philips and Milord Weaver in the fire, but the Lord assured him that their souls are already burning in Hell and that Abbi will pay for what she did."

"Upon learning of Abigail's reappearance in Germany, Semyon enters the land of the krauts. He witnesses Peppercorn spare the life of a bartender and realizes that Abi, like Lord Tutti, shows merci to those she deems worthy of serving her straight edge cause. Krokov, however, knows that he must, at all costs, complete his dangerous and unholy conquest. With the defeat of Abigail in a fist fight, Alekseyevich discovers he has been given a new mission by Toothy. He will now serve as the guardian or guard of all the saloons in the world, protecting them from the likes of Abi and her sober but evil cronies."

"Peppercorn is inadvertently released from her damnation in Toothy's mansion's basement when another of her cronies, Jebidah Cole, releases her. Being free from her convines did not please Lord Tutti at all, and he enlisted the help of Fat Boomer once agein to aid him in his quest to defeat and to destroy the old hag."

Boomer: By defeating you for my Lord, Peppercorn, I will avenge the deaths of those you killed in Gold Town. Now my only task left is to kill you.
 

Abigail: My ideas will live on forever! Doesn't matter if you kill! You can't kill an idea! My movement will flourish! You and your false Masters will burn in Hell along with all the drunkards you so evilly support!
 

Boomer: Shut up or else I will torture you before I kill u!
 

Semyon: Despite burning down the saloons and killing all those people, old hag, you did us a service for all those souls will serve Redwood well. In a way you've done our bidding well, Peppercorn, but now we must return you to the mansion.
 

Boomer: We're not killing her then?
 

Krokov: Nah, we got new orders to bring her in alive. See should be grateful.

Peppercorn: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!! (Gets up and starts running out of Boomer and Krokov's sights)
 

Krokov: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! We're losing her!

Boomer: DAMN IT!

Abigail successfully escapes

Fat Boomer

"His name was Fat Boner until Semyon and Lord Redwood destroyed him for his disobedience and disloyalty. After being resurrected by the aforementioned Ukrainian as a Fat Boomer, the Fatso embarks on a mission to destroy Abi Peppercorn, whom has once again escaped Redwood's clutches. One of his new leads leads him into a ghastly world where he believes that Peppercorn is still alive and looking for trouble to cause."

"In failing to convince his superiors of the coming Peppercorn invasion with her new allies she found in Widow's Palace, the Boomer covertly prepares for the future battle with Abby's minions, even if his Overlords do not believe him. This is a war Fat is prepared to win for his Masters, however it may be."

"When Peppercorn disappears while being tracked down by the number one loyalist of Tutti and Krokov, the Boomer heads after her into the Never Never Land. He soon finds that his mission has led him into a battle with the forces of this straight edge female champion. This is a battle he must win or this ass will be crushed by Krokov and Lord Damon Tutti for they're quite failure intolerant."

"Boomer is finally able to hold Abby captive alongside her simp of a husband, Albert. Turns out he is still alive. Her only chance of escape is by entering one of Lord Redwood's WWE contests. Despite being brave and having a fierce determination, she loses against Tutti's right-hand-man, Semyon Krokov in the 8th round and Boomer is ordered to chop off her head and bring his corpse into the dining room where the villains will feast, possibly with their Saurian overlords as well. However, due to her practicing her stamina and speed, Abby is able to outrun the fat bastard and she once again eludes capture, but Boomer and Krokov know they will cross paths with her in the future, where Lord Damon Tutti's evil is law! With no other choice, Boomer is ordered to kill Albert and serve him on the platter instead."

"The second time Boomer battles the forces of Abby, he comes prepared, courtesy of Semyon Aleks Krokov and his dark magicks he gathered from the Never Land aka Hades aka Hell. Thought to be the strongest man on Earth and number one lacky of Semyon and Tutti, he has no problems proving it: First by defeating Abby's clone armies of herself, then by defeating and raping the old hag himself. When miss Peppercorn or should I say: Piss Peppercorn is finally bound and chained in the deepest level of Redwood's basement, Boomer and Semyon are ordered to recreate the Marina family. Boomer is instructed in finding some new members for Damon's mafia and personal cult, one of which included The Collector and he also runs the exploratory division which teaches him to open portals to many different and strange planets. Lord Tutti himself then walks to other worlds, HE'S SEEN WHAT NONE HAVE SEEN! Likewise, Boomer leads the fifth expedition into a mysterious new planet."

"Unfortunately for our heroes, Abigail has once again managed to escape her convines in the Marina Mansion. This time she used her persuasive charms to convince a butler of Redwood's in freeing her and he did so. Abby thanked the old timer and escaped to the planet of Lotos Prime which was not yet under Redwood's control. As punishment for his betrayal, Redwood flayed the butler alive, gave him a stinkface and fed him to his hungary bulldogs. He then ordered his third-in-command, Fat Boomer, in chasing down the straight-edge old frog and make her life a misery, just like how Ann Wilkins did to that writer which was played by James Trash Caan."

Finding Peppercorn

Boomer: It's over, Piss Peppacorn!!! Your husband is dead, with your death your movement will parish ashwell! You're coming back with me to the mansion or else Redwood will torture you! Pardon me, LORD Redwood!
 

Peppercorn: (Advancing towards Boomer with a Bowie knife, whose fat ass walks backwards) Never again will I bow to Tutti's will! He betrayed me! I once served him, as you did, but he never fulfilled his promise of destroying all of the world's saloons, drug stashes, beer factories and so on! I agreed to help destroy Earth, not leave my ideologies in the darkness! The Brimstone Temp. Movt. will live & conquer FUREVAH'!

Boomer: YOU SERVED REDWOOD!???! YOU'RE LYING! UR LYING!!!! He would grant you your request you old fool, you are clearly a thief and a liar! Hell, I bet you went to churches, you sang in the choir!

(The two stop as Boomer stands back-to-back with a large cliff which leads down into a full hive of Xenomorphs)
 

Abby: Redwood will die, as ALL tyrants do! Like that fuaking Mayor Griffon!
 

Boomer: ENOUGH, ABBY! Peppercorn: NOW YOU SHALL DIE! (She lunges at Boomer, who rolls around, making her plummet into the cliff of Xenomorphs. Boomer pulls out his Huawei cell phone.)
 

Boomer: Sir Krokov? Master Krokov, are you there?
 

Krokov: (Over the phone) Yeah? What happened? Did you capture the Peppercorn woman?

Boomer: Unfortunately no, I had to kill her by throwing her into the Xenomorph hive otherwise I'd be the victim. She's dead, tho, and the broblem has been dealt with.

Krokov: YOU KILLED HER!??? WE TOLD YOU TO BRING HER IN ALIVE! Hold up! *Krokov steps right in front of Boomer through a portal, holding a shotgun in his hands* (He points it right at Boomer) YOU FAILED ME! YOU FAILED OUR LORD! YOU FAILED LORD REDWOOD, YOU FAT PILE OF SITH!
 

Boomer: (Backs away) Wha-wha? What? But... she's still dead, she was taken care of, I took care of the pro-
 

Krokov: SILENCE! The price of failure is death! (Boomer is barely standing on his feet, making sure not to fall down)
 

Boomer: I'm-I'm sorry, Sir Krokov... Please... Alex, don't kill me... Wait!... I-I promise... PLEASE! PLEASE! I've served you loyally! PLS! PLEASE!
 

Alekseyevich: FOOL! I'd trade a hundred of you's for a single Abigail, if she were loyal and not committed to that crappy straight edge cause!
 

Boomer: ... So the rumours were true!?? She worked for-

Alex: Of course she did, idiot! And better than you, might I add.

Boomer: You-you-you bastards! I'm sorry! No, wait! Don't kill me! I'll obey! I'll never disappoint again! You have to trust me! I'm a good servant! You have to let me live! Wait-wait! PLEASE! (Begins to tear up) This is brutality! You can't do it! I'M SORRY! I BEG THEE! FORGIVE ME! PLS! Wait, maybe she's still alive, please!
 

Krokov: Die, fat, disloyal and disobedient fuk! (Krokov pulls the trigger and Boomer falls down deep into the Xenomorph hive) That's taken care of, finally. But Lord Redwood will still be mad because we lost Abigail. Now who shall we torture? Oh well.

New Ally

"A well-respected doctor and psychologist trained by great students who trained under Dr. Harlan Fontaine and Dr. Maxwell Dixmor themselves, Dr. Ratnik uses her special talents to serve the Tutti well. She is the doctor who healed up countless minions of Tutti and his allies and a star of mental institutions like the Dixmor Asylum and Happy Volts Asylum, as well as medical hospitals like Griffon's Hospital for Osteoporosis in 'Straya."

"The world was shocked when Abigail A. Peppercorn was presumed dead when she last disappeared on the planet Lotos Prime. But in truth, she actually survived her fall and tamed a couple of Xenomorphs to do her bidding, plus she healed up the injured Fat Boomer when he was betrayed by Lord Tutti's right-hand and arch-lawyer, Semyon A. Krokov. Next, Peppercorn was following Toothy's newest doctor into the merged planet of Outworld where the pink-furred Lord will have a new, twisted tournament in which lies the balance of Outworld's governing between aliens and Saurians. So, one can assume the rumours were true. If Abby wishes to shut down all the saloons, it'll be easier without these lizard Overlords and Dark Master in charge."

Collector's death

"Killed in battle with a straight-edge punk who followed Abby, the Collector's life came to a tragic end and his arms were cut off. Not too far away on the wastelands of Outworld, Semyon Krokov finds Peppercorn plotting her next move against Tutti and his tournament and in revenge for Collector's death, Semyon Krokov shoots Abby thrice in the chest, making the old hag fall down, presumably killing her. When Semyon left, the celluloid straight edge Mistress manages to cheat death when she reveals she wore a bulletproof vest. With her alive, her cause lives on further and her and her men battle for Outworld's survival and to end Toothy's reign of terror of not stopping drugs and alcohol."

"After disappearing from the face of the Earth and assuming to be dead, Abigail finally resurfaces. She used all her knowledge and experiences as a CEO to end the drinking menace in Outworld. She failed however, and had to flee, but the straight edge people of Outworld gave her respect she rightfully deserved and hailed her a hero. She also gets her inspiration to continue her cause back on Earth, even if Semyon and Ratnik are still skulling around. Semyon realizes that Piss Peppercorn is still alive and that her death is inevitable."

"With her burning down at least 4 saloons in Texas, Peppercorn finds herself confronted by yet another one of Tutti's minions: second lawyer-in-command, Freddie Nobile. This time she seeks revenge against Tutti's servants for trying to kill her back on Lotos Prime. But during their battle, Peppercorn learns that if she win against Nobile, she might be able to force him to join her glorious cause or die. Knowing this, Abby uses all of her might to make Nobile submit. Her determination fuels her to kill Nobile and then embark on one final onslaught against the evil Overlord known as Redwood Toothy. However, Nobile emerges victorious but as he is about to shot Abby, a servant of Peppercorn and her cause, CM Puke, intervenes and saves her, leaving Freddy pissed off on the ground, swearing revenge aka vengeance aka veggienace."

Ratnik's Success

(Smelly patients murmur in a large hallway, waiting for the magnificent Dr. Lilly Ratnik to call them in. Doctor Ratnik comes into room & waves her hands, hey.)
 

The rat Doctor: Wow! I don't know what to say! I guess I can start by saying how grateful I am for choosing my hospital and how great a doctor I am! I'M THE BEST! I AM! Just ask Lord Redwood! (The patients all cheer and go wild) Well, that's enough! Now... ON YOUR KNEES, DAWGS! BOW DOWN TO ME! TO ME!!! TO... MEH!!! (The patients all crawl on their shaky knees and worship Miss Ratnik) AHAHAHA! YEAH! I mean, let's get real here, huh?! Who else could become the future gf of Lord Tutti if not me!? HUH!??? HUH??! (Kicks one of the patients in the face and walks all over him while the others continue bowing down to her) C'mon! DIE, YOU MISERABLE FUAKS!!! (She kicks another pregnant, female patient in the stomach and she rolls around, blood coming out of her... yeah) You should've had aborted that fuaker! I'm the number one doc! WATCH OUT! (Kicks an old patient in the back and he falls down) SON OF A BIATCH! I'M SUPERHERO NUMBER ONE! (Cowardly patients begin to sweat but keep worshipping Ratnik) Now... PRAISE ME! (They all start complimenting her, saying how sweet she smells, how cute she is, how powerful, etc.) Das better! (She leaves and goes back to her office, patients continue worshipping her on their knees)

Tom Hagen

"The third lawyer-in-command of Redwood Tutti, Tom Hagen, has been a servant for the Lord almost as long as Semyon Krokov. Knowing of this, Hagen is hunted down by the Brimstone Tempt. Movt. for crimes against soberness. With Outworld merged into Redwood's planet for losing the MK tournament, Peppercorn instead focuses her strength on the new menacing Thomas Hagen, that Nazi swine. Tommy now finds himself fighting against Peppercorn and her movement for his Dark God, Toothy."

"Long thought and sought to be the last lawyer and third-in-command of the reformed Marina Family, Hagen had served as Tutti's second-in-command until Semyon Alekseyevich's return. After his demotion, he grew bitter, but obeyed his Lord's orders to travel to the Never Land and fetch him some tasty flesh. Since an ally of Redwood's, Lord and King Chernobog ruled the fiery planet, Hagen was welcomed there and helped himself with some spaghetti at a local restaurant. However, little does Hagen know that what followed after him was the director of the Brimstone Temperance herself, Abigail Peppercorn."

Death?

Peppercorn: Got ya! It's over, Hagen! You will fall into the fiery pits below if you don't give up! My movement will win! You're joining us or risk dying!
 

Tom: (Advancing backwards towards a large cliff which leads to a pool of lava below) Never, you old frog. I will forever stay loyal to Lord Tutti! I am one of his best men! I will never turn myself in to your shity movement and betray my Dark Lord! The Will of Lord Redwood Tutti lives on! HAIL TUTTI! The Brimstone Temp. Movement? Never! NITCHEN!
 

Peppercorn: Well, I'm going after the pink bastard next! You should join me!!! You join and fight for me or die like the rest of your scoundrel allies and your pink overlord and your lizard overlords, you nazi prick!!
 

Hagen: I'll never join u! I'll stay loyal to my Masters! To our cause! Verdammt!

Abigail: Then you leave me no choice! (Abby runs towards Hagen and kicks him into the lava pit below. Just then a portal opens up and Nobile steps out.)
 

Nobile: Come with me, Piss Abigail. You cannot defeat me.

Abigail: Never! (She runs with all her speed past Nobile through the portal back to Earth. The lawyer follows her)

More of Ratnik's bios

"As the student of one of Dr. Fontaine's students, Ratnik invites a group of patients fleeing from their alcoholism to her. However, she pretends to be straight edge and on their side just so she can finish them off so Abigail Peppercorn's movement can finally die. But soon after the drunky patients come into her hallway, they learn that she is a warrior working for none other than the Dark God, Redwood Tutti himself! The hallway leads into the pits of the Never Land aka Hell itself, and the patients are now at the mercy of Tutti and Semyon Timur A. Ferdinand Krokov."

(One of the patients, known as Sonny Higbee, who is trying to get rid of his alcoholism because of bad feels and his father was a doctor, doesn't buy into the rumours of Ratnik's dark allegiance and steps forwards to her)

Dr. Ratnik: Follow me, Mr. Higbee. Piss Peppercorn has asked that I lead you to her right before she croaked. (She starts walking through a seemingly dungeon corridor, followed closely by Sonny)
 

Sonny: What about the others?
 

Ratnik: I'll come back for those chaps and chappess later. (They come into a laboratory and the door close behind them. In front of Sonny are another large door that slowly begin to open and a dark cloud emerges out of it)
 

Sonny: Doctor! What's going on, yo?!
 

Ratnik: (Laughs) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't know what Walton saw on you! Can't you see, Higbee? This is a trap!!! IT'S A TRAP! As Admiral Ackbar would say! Did you really think we'd be stupid enough and allow you to join Piss Peppercorn!?! GTFO!
 

Sonny: What?!!? You bastards! YOU SON OF A... BIATCH! My men will hunt you down! They'll saw off your horns, yo! YO! They'll make sure you're dead, yo! (Turns around to the door to find Semyon and Toothy behind him)
 

Semyon: Welcome to Hell, Mr. Higbee. There is nowhere to go now, my nig. Your gang will fall apart. In fact your leader has just been killed. Miss Peppercorn? DEAD AND FORGOTTEN!!! You are the last remnant of the straight-edge cause. Do you wish to beg for mercy from your new Master and Overlord of all that exists, the Lord Redwood!?
 

Sonny: Never, you pink b-tard!!! WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (Tries to shoot down Semyon, but Tutti kills him effortlessly with just a gesture of his hand and Sonny explodes.)
 

Tutti: Wretched fool! No one escapes my wrath! NO ONE!
 

Ratnik: Das rite, boss.

Krokov's Newest reportings

"Better known as once a lawyer for the Marina family ruled by Raul Marina, Semyon A. Krokov joins Tutti and his cult as one of his most loyal advisers. He complimented Tom Hagen, actually, who gave us his best when fighting Piss Peppercorny but the old hag is still alive and well and she is still waging a war against Redwood and against drugs and booze. At the same time, Peppercorn prepares for the final battle between her straight edge forces aka movement and Tutti's hell-spawned warriors and raptor aliens of Darkness. If she ain't careful, Abby will drown in the cesspits and pools of darkness."

Peppercorn: Despite the Dark and Wicked Forces of Tutti wanting me dead, I survived yet again. I am a survivor! Am gonna make it! I'm a survivor! I'm gonna work harder! WE GONNA SURVIVE THIS! Now, I must elect the one known as Janez Bibibip as my right-hand-man. (Abby comes before Jan in the dressing room)

Janez: WTF? Abby?

Peppercorn: You have served me well, Janez, but I must go into hiding to cut our enemies off guard and make them think I am dead. Until I come back, you, Janez, will take my position as the current leader of the Brimstone Tempt. Movement. I trust my right-hand will do well.

Janez: (Bows) Peppercorn, it would be my honor to succeed you for the time being.

Abby: Take special care of my followers and people. They are great people, but have the ability to self-destruct when they get near drugs and booze. They are still, in a way, mindless weaklings who would do anything for just a single drop of beer or hops. Be patient and offer your God-given wisdom and guidance whenever you can so these fools don't ever even think of drinking agein! BEGONE! (Abby turns around and leaves)

Janez: Farewell, Miss Peppercorn. I will not fail you! I would never fail you! Oh, and I am most sorry for my past ways of drinking and drowning in the Ljubljanica river that one time back when I was under 'cohol's influence.

Peppercorn: Did you have to bring that up!? (Sighs) Whatever. Just do your fuaking job as my right-hand.

"Thought to have been killed by Nobile under Lord Tutti and Semyon Krokov's orders, Peppercorn has managed to survive all that was thrown at her. It is believed she traveled into US again to again attempt to assassinate Semyon. To do so she must fight her way through another one of Lord Toothy's tournaments."

"Abigail returns to Earth, but alas, she was betrayed by her own gang, specifically Janez Bibibip. Janez broke the sacred codes of honour by smoking weed and raping whores and even attempted to take over Abby's movement for himself and rename it to "Janez Bib's Christian Society for Depressed Memers". Unlike the old woman he once obeyed, his purposes were all about drugs, booze and prostitution. He must not only defend himself against the old woman, but also against Semyon and Nobile, who wish to capture him in order to sway him to Lord Redwood's side and make him forget all about religion."

"After Nobile's defeat at the hands of Peppercorn and the subsequent capture, Janez's drunken warriors crap their pants due to Abby's wrath. But with the new threat brought on by Semyon Krokov who wishes to speak with Janez, the former lawyer of Slovenia once again dons the familiar suite outfit he once wore back when he was in the showbiz, working for the fascist royalty. Knowing of Freddy's capture, and caring much for him, Krokov holds secrets passed onto him from his Master... secrets that could hold the key to stopping Peppercorn and Bibibip."

Peppercorn: (Janez lays beaten on the ground, all bloodied in the face while Abby steps on him) The battle is finished! IT IS... DONE! IT... IS... FINISHED! And the United Stapes of America is healed... once more... from 'cohol. You will die and pay for your betrayal, Janzeslav! It was said you would destroy the drugs, not use them! You would make Prohibition rise again in Americka, not leave it in darkness! YOU TRAITOR! You will die! DIE!!!

Janez: You cannot kill the way of life! You can rage and argue against drugs and booze all you want, but they are eternal! You will never, ever be able to take away that from us! It sure as shootin' worked in the past! I was a fool rejecting booze in the first place!
 

(Krokov sneaks up from behind and sucker-punches Peppercorn to the ground, she rolls on her back)
 

Krokov: Well done, Peppercorn! Like years before back when you served us, you have served our purposes well!
 

Peppercorn: I serve no one! NO ONE! I serve only the straight edge cause! Not you, you Olaf Tutchenko-looking bastard!!! (Krokov stomps on her vagina) UUUGH!!! SEXIST B-TARD!
 

Krokov: Janezslav went and got himself high on weed to fight for freedom from your straight edge movement. Although noble his decisions, he is still an obstacle in my path. But by defeating him, you saved ME the trouble. Both; you and Janez were pawns for Lord Redwood! (Krokov pulls out his Mauser pistol and shoots the lawyer in the head, killing him)

(Abigail stands up while Krokov is killing Janez and escapes far away.)
 

Krokov: HEY! COME BACK HERE, WOMAN! (He runs after her)

Fat Boomer's Return and Death

"Now a free-roaming white African who used to serve Lord Redwood, Boomer found out his roots and is now in a hasty alliance with that Peppercorn woman. In exchange for her saving his life after his betrayal from Semyon, Boomer has granted Peppercorn the title of a White Messiah of his now-expanded continent of Africa."

(Boomer enters the office of Miss Peppercorn and bows down.)

Peppercorn: As payment for your loyal foot massages and grievances, Mr. Boomer, I grant you the gift of your existence.

Boomer: My EXISTENCE!!?!

Abby: Understand, Fat Fuak, I destroy all alcoholic beverages and its drinkers, including the 5% life forces of all the Africans who even dared to taste a single drop of booze, but I shall spare you. Also remember that if it weren't for me, you would be a tasty feast, rotting in the pits of the Lotos Prime and getting feasted on by Aliens!

Boomer: You dare betray me!!!?!

Peppercorn: I just told you that I have spared you and saved you! Are you that foolish!? ! Or maybe I should have left you suffer in the Lotos, perhaps it would save you a better fate than getting tortured by Redwood!

Boomer: ENOUGH OF YOUR INSULTS! If you don't appreciate my loyalty then die!!!

(Boomer hurls a brown energy bolt at Abby but it has no effect!)

Boomer: What?! How is that possible!? My powers are ultimate voodoo magick in all of Africa!

Peppercorn: Your powers are useless against me!!! Against the CEO of the Brimstone Temperance League, fool!

Boomer: How can this be?!

Abi: (Holds up her pullover, revealing an anti-magick suit of armour) I am in possession of Nightmare's once sacred armour! Years ago I travelled to Duro and when the Azure Knight was defeated by Rafael Sorel, I lotted his corpse and took his armour, studying it and finding out of its magical capabilities and invincibilities. I then even bought a bulletproof vest back on Earth, fooling Krokov! And speaking of Duro, one day I will be ruler of that planet! As for you, my former servant, YOU, R finished!!!

Boomer: No, wait! Have mercy, Miss Peppercorn! Oh dear Queen Peppercorn, pls! I SERVED YOU WELL! PLEASE! PLEASE!!! I'll make sure no one drinks or smells 'cohol again! PLS! (Gets on his knees and prays) PLEASE, PLEASE! SHOW ME MERCY, PLS! PLEASE MISS PEPPERCORN!!! NO, DON'T DEW IT!

(Peppercorn pulls out a modern Zwei Fasser from under her desk and obilirates Boomer's head and body with it!)

Peppercorn: I love it when they beg for mercy, hehe! Now it's Redwood's turn to die!

Nobile's bios

"Freddie Nobile was once the respected lawyer of the Tattaglia Family. Given the fact that he uses a freaking Street Sweeper, he is a fast and deadly fighter, his life being blessed with glorious art of marksmanship in the name of his new Dark Master. He joined the Dark Lord when his crime family was murdered and nearly extinct at the hands of the Corleones, wishing his existence would not become an eternal torment, he would cause eternal torment on Toothy's enemies. Becoming the malevolent one's third-in-command, his new orders were to spy on Peppercorn and her Movement as they make their way towards England where the Queen just died."

"An ex-lawyer of the Tattaglias, Nobile commands the large and undefeatable armies of demonic teddies working for Redwood. Unlike other members of Redwood's cult, he and Dr. Ratnik, joined him out of their own volition and were trained in the techniques of dark magicks, bullying, court hearing and liberal politics throughout their lives. Though he used to be a mobster, he has now assumed more of a role of a priest and helps with Tutti's rituals which feed the Reptilians well. With the help of his fellow lawyer and higher-ranking Semyon Krokov, Nobile tirelessly hunts the one who is known as the straight edge champ."

"Having been an ally of the Tattaglias sinse the 1990's, Freddy was highly respected by the Don's men, who he defended well in court. After Tattaglia family's demise, Freddie joined in with Semyon Timur Krokov, working for Lord Redwood. Then Tom Hagen, his ex-rival, too, understood that they must work together to achieve Tutti's goals and conquer all that exists. Once fully trained, Freddie bested all challengers and earned the high honour of representing Redwood and Krokov as their ambassador on some planets. He and Ratnik then embarked on their fateful conquest to end Abigail Pepp's anti-alcoholism forever."

"Freddie has led the Tattaglias to many wars, but none so twisted as The Five Families Mob War. After the Tattaglias' decline, Freddie found out his lawyering skills and negotiation tactics would serve the Dark Lord Redwood whell. This diplomacy proved effective and him and Krokov were the brains or brians to Fat Boomer's brawns, y'all. Though he has the appearance of a young man, he is more of an adult. Devoid of conscience or remorse, Freddie will butcher anyone to appease his awful masters."

"Nobile is one of the genius lawyers of Tuti's diabolical cult: A perfect blend of his sadistic ferocity and Krokov's charisma. Brought forward to kill Peppercorn after Hagen's failure, Freddie has learned the mastery over puppeteering others to his will like a fiddle. His enemies now must submit to Lord Tutti and Master Krokov, or die viciously!"

Peppercorn's bios

• "Abigail Peppercorn is an old woman from the Wild, wild West who is the CEO of a Temperance Movt. in Misses Ippy. She tried to escape the wrath of the Mayor, Grimm Griffon and his support of alcohol when he lowered the prices of booze in the Brimstone saloon and she succeeded. Her goals have always been to end drugs, prostitution and booze all over the earth for some reason not explained yet, yet she allowed for gambling to flourish, saying 'tis a pretty cool way to make some... mula. However, Abby has the traits of an emotionless killer and treats her failing subjects no better than Lord Redwood, who has now adopted the nickname of Squirrely the Horrible. Peppercorn knows that within the pink furry is a demonic soul trying obliterate everything in its path, like some kinda Pol Pot or Shao Cok."

• (In Peppercorn's own words) "I found my newest ally named Pinkie Pie suffering under hideous drugs, like LSD, crocodile and candy addiction in the abandoned basements of an asylum who treated her poorly, saying the pony was incurable and had to be locked down there forever. However, when the staff knew of my position, I took her out of the abandoned labyrinths of torture chambers and prison cells, carrying her over my shoulder and seeing her rear end with the allowance of the staff. I suspected maybe she was some sort of war trophy of the late director of the mental institution so he could use her and abuse her, he just wanted to know what was inside. Pinkie told me she was actually an adopted daughter of William Stracci, former Don of the Stracci Family, a known Italian-American mafia Lord Horrible knew too well. It did not take long for me to convince her to follow my pure ideology, which reshaped and repaired her mental state completely. She also loved to get cuddles and hugs from me."

Pinkie Pie's bio and Death

"Left abandoned and laying in her own piss, vomit, poop and a bunch of candy wraps and needles underground a smelly asylum which fancied itself after the Dixmor Asylum, the pink pony from Outworld was saved from her confinements by Miss Peppercorn and was asked to join her crusade against degeneracy, like alcohol. Her new purpose is to be used as a baby factory for a new form of anti-'coholic ponies which will serve Abby's anti-drunken cause well. Perhaps Pinkie will not have it any better under Peppercorn's rule at all, butt that remains to be seen."

"Her planet, kingdom of Equestria is long gone, for it was mysteriously submerged into Outworld lonk ago. Pinkie found herself on Earth, addicted to all forms of drugs and hopelessly imprisoned in a mental institution. She was imprisoned there for years until Abby rescued her. Peppercorn thought she could made use of Pinkie as a baby factory, filling her with one of her followers' cum so she could make babies submissive and loyal only to her. Abby was desperate on creating her anti-drinking umpire, aka Empire. However, once she would find out that Pinkie is in fact sterile, she found her useless and had her killed on the spot. She would tear out Pinkie's heart and ate it for dinner, and she would also take a piss on her putrid corpse. Self-pity fuels Abigail's aggression as he inflicts suffering and death upon those who swear allegiance to the booze or needle."

More of Peppercorn

"Miss Peppercorn's hometown of Brimstone in Mississippi was recently conquered and assimilated by Lord Redwood Tutti, or as he prefers to be called now, with his new pseudonym; Squirrely the Horrible. He even added himself a tie, grew some hair and transformed from ping into green. Peppercorn has since spied on Squirrely's servants faithfully - biding his time until she can find a way to destroy them all and end booze forever. Abigail is old and has many trix up her sleeves, which make her a formidable foe, plus she has the charisma on par with the Squirrelord."

"A treacherous old woman and CEO of antialcoholism, Abigail managed to use her charisma and twerking powers to add followers to her movement, standing up to the lackeys of her former Master Squirrely, and the Terrible/Horrible one himself. Originally from Mississippi, Peppercorn's wise, old age led her to discover the planet that is Never Land, even more evil than Squirrely. There she fell in league with another man who wasn't quite so sure if drugs or booze should be supported, that being Umberto Hattrick, and pledged he pledged his life to her in return for helping him escape the Deep Abyss. He is now bound to Peppercorn woman and serves her well. Hell, he has submissively been forced to suck her old, nasty kunt and kiss her backside every now and again. Should he fail in his mission to secure soberness, he will suffer upon the iron hand of Abigail and will have a fate worse than death."

Krokov's Latest bio

"Krokov is the fiercest of the Horrible lawyers and serves as Damon Squirrely's right-hand-man. Vicious, sadistic but charismatic he is, he is from the current wastes of Ukraine where he funds Zelenskyy against Putin. Like all the lawyers and men of Squirrely, he joined the Terrible one's army. He is currently in charge of the Blood Rituals which take place deep under the catacombs of Squirrely's victims where he initiates a brand new member to join the Terrible One's personal cult. He gained even more fame after he singlehandedly defeated a bunch of Abby's protesters and ripped out their spines and throats. His loyalty and strength make him a favourite for his green but Dark Lord. In many more battles to come, he will slay even more of his Lord's enemies."

The Hunt for Squirrely

"Abigail Peppercorn sits down to meditation in front of her castle-like estate."

Peppergut: Finally, some peace and quiet after a long time. Pinkie didn't help jack in my plans, as I should have expected, so I guess I'll have to do this all by myself... again.

(Abigail manages to meditate for a few until she is approached by none other than Semyon Timur A. Krokov, who is there on his master's orders to assassinate her.)

Abigail: (Felts his presence and gets up) Here to kill me again, you Horrible filth?

Semyon: You will mind your tongue or I'll take a long time torturing you before killing you, old woman.

Abby: Hey, aren't you tired of failing? Your henchmen failed to kill me, as did you before, so what makes you think you have a chance now? Abandon Lord Horrible, you dipsith.

• Semyon: Ahahahahaha! Yes, but over a million of years, I only failed my master thrice, so it's no biggy. This time you shall die.
• Abigail: I can't convince you to be leaving my sworn enemy, can I? Fine. You're mine!

Abigail runs towards Semyon and grabs him by the throat to punch him hard in the face. While he is laying on the ground she stops his body and kicks him once again in the head. Krokov gets up, only for Abby to kick him in the balls and he falls back down to the ground. Peppercorn then punches him three times in the face again and stomps his head into the ground, knocking him out.

• Abigail: Pathetic! This is the best you could muster, you fuak? How the hell can Tutti still have you working for 'im? He really is an idiot! I'd fire you a long time ago. I knew you'd be no match for me. Well, now that I've beaten you, I'll also be encasing you, so you don't escape. You will serve as a bait for Tutti or one of his mooks, rather. C'mon. (She picks Krokov up and tosses him over her shoulder to carry him into her estate's basement)

TBA...