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Tobias Finkelstein | |
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Nickname(s) | Fink, Finky, bar guy, waiter, beardo, Finkelstein guy |
Appears in | Red Dead Garlic bread part I, American West |
Rank | Waiter, gambler |
Affiliations | Silver Town Saloon, Thief's Saloon, Dewey Greenwood |
Status | ![]() |
Birth | 25th of February, 1865/45 BH, Canton, Ohio, New England, USA |
Death | 22nd of September, 1904/96 BH, Gold Town, Great Plains, West Virginia |
Weapon | Henry Reptile |
- "Oh this rain is giving me a hard piece of mind!"
- — Finkelstein complaining about rainy weather
Tobias Finkelstein is a minor character featured in Red Dead Redemption part I, American West.
Info[]
Not much is known of Finkelstein's background, except that he is Jewish, "works" in the Silver Town saloon and has a very nasal voice.
Hell, he almost never works. He prefers to sit his lazy bum on the couch or at the tables and complain until Dewey Greenwood tells him otherwise.
Interactions[]
Finkelstein can occasionally be found playing blackjack in Thief's Town and losing horribly, or walking, cooking and cleaning around the Silver Town saloon.
Quotes[]
- "I heard John Marston is quite foul-mouthed with the ladies."
- — Tobias spreading rumours
- "I have to call my mother."
- — Finkelstein while talking
- "I heard Jacob Ostenhaus has been having some kinky relations with Mrs. Winston."
- — Finkelstein about Ostenhaus
- "I heard they're re-working that Buffalo Tree again."
- — Tobias about the tree
- "Flind Krump is a terrible undertaker!"
- — Finkelstein about the town's undertaker
- "Greetings. Saloon ain't about the Elder Gods, actually."
- — Finkelstein when greeted
- "What have I done to deserve such a crappy card?"
- — Finkelstein when getting a bad card at BJ
- "I'll stay away from O'l Ma Fawler's sweaty butthole from now on."
- — Finkelstein talking about his favourite MILF prostitute
- "I was all out of teabags the other day, so I went to Herbert Moon's general store, where I saw a hot MILF, I hoped was a whore. She was holding some odd vegetable I had never seen, so I was afraid she'd be too classy to suck on my peen! What's that, I asked? "Artichoke." she replied. I was like: "Artichoked? Which Arty? Arty choked on my balls?" This must be a joke."
- — Finkelstein tells us a story of old Ma Fawler
- "I am afraid you just got the latest black plague variant. It's called Canma. Well, canma ballz fit in yo' mouth, boy?! HAHA!"
- — Finkelstein trolls a patient on his deathbed
- "Hey, you take weed, cocaine and opium or whatever that new sith is called, right? Is it true that it can make you imagine things, like elephants or dragons? Well, imagine dragon' deez nuts across yo' face, hahahaha!"
- — Finkelstein trolls a druggie behind the saloon
Death[]
Tobias died from cholera on 22 September, 1904, while resting on a bed in the doctor's office in Gold Town.
Trivia[]
- Tobias is the grandfather of Lenny Finkelstein from L.A. Noire. He is also the great great granduncle of Sarah Finkelstein.