The Twelve Tribes of Israel

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The Twelve Tribes of Israel are actually the ancestors of white Europeans as opposed to modern Jews. Each one of them was named after the sons of Jacob, whose name was changed to Israel, the holy land of the Jews.

Biblical white supremacist groups love to use this excuse to spread their antisemitism against Jewish people, saying that they are the real Tribesmen of Israel and Jews are some sorta Saurian invaders, just ask the CEO of Racism, but not Moonman.

The Twelve Tribes of Israel[]

Reuben: Greeks
Simeon: Italians
Levi: Spaniards, Portuguese
Judah: Germans, Austrians, Swiss
Issachar: English, Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, Irish
Zebulon: French
Dan: Norwegians, Swedes, Danes, Finns, Icelanders
Naphtali: Dutch, Belgians
Gad: Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians
Asher: Albanians, Armenians, Georgians
Joseph: Poles, Czechs, Slovaks, Slovenes, Hungarians
Benjamin: Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, Bulgarians, Macedonians, Romanians, Serbians, Croatians

Trivia[]

Judah, Dan, Naphtali, and Gad were the only four children of Jacob to have blond hair and blue eyes.
- Issachar and Joseph both had light brown hair and bluish green eyes. However, Joseph married an Egyptian woman named Asenath, causing some of his descendants to also have dark hair and dark eyes.
  - Gad is not to be mistaken with the Elder God called Gait.
Jacob also had only one daughter. Her name was Dinah. She was younger than the first six but older than the rest. Her descendants are possibly Indian, Afghan, Pakistani, Nepalese, Persian, and Tajik people, as she was raped by Arab men.
The first ten sons of Jacob (as well as Dinah) were all children of Jacob and his first wife named Leah. Joseph and Benjamin were children of Jacob and Rachel. The latter of whom was Leah's younger sister.