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| The Cumman | |
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 The Cumman prancing along on his morning walk, plus he looks like the Reddit logo. | |
| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Richard "Dick" McCummon |
| Also known as | The Cumman, Cummy McCummon, Dick, Cummies, The Ultimate Chad, Chad McCummon, Cummunist, McCumman, Karl McCum, Karl Cum |
| Nationality | Micronesian with Georgian citizenship |
| Born | 04/20/1969 |
| Age | 53 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Birthplace | Cumming, Cumplanet |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Similar to Minecraft diorite, but like Reddit guy |
| Hair colour | Silver, milky-white, but like Reddit guy, he has the antenna |
| Ethnicity | Micronesian-Georgian |
| Height | 6 feet 9 inches |
| Weight | 152 lbs (69 kg) |
| Blood type | O- |
| Gender | Cumgender in male form |
| Affiliation(s) | Peepeepoopoo, ACN (Advanced Cumming Network), Brooke the Goldfish [1], Daegon |
| Enemies | Dora the Explorer, Barney the Dino and his lackeys, Caillou, Sonny Higbee |
| Occupation(s) | OBGYN, cum god |
| Notable family members | Has a mother, has a father, and has a beloved sister Agnes McCummon |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Cum Simulator, Spread the Cum, Mortal Kombat 11.5 |
| Main appearance(s) (Cartoons) | Cumman Saves the Day! |
| Created by | Garfielf |
| Voiced by (English) | Gavriil Hilarius |
| Motion capture | Remi Kara, Selena Gomez |
| Portrayed by | Julian Gratianus, Dua Lipa (first 2 cutscenes) |
"I want to drench the whole world in my cum! You SUCKED my cok!" -The Cumman in an interview with Peepeepoopoo
Origins[]
Cumman comes from the distant Planet of Cum, in the galaxy of the Fat Mommy Milkers, which is rumored to be located right besides The Flatwoods Monster's planet. His childhood was difficult, as he constantly sweat cum and was bullied by his peers because of it in a school which worshipped Lord Azazel. He later moved to a new school which worked for Dora the Explorer and her master Barney. Fed up with this bullying, he escaped to Earth in a Trojan Condom™ and landed in the Federated States of Micronesia, Georgia. There, he underwent a radical change - his body shifted from cum alien to Snoo, a Reddit logo, though he was still constantly dripping with cum. As a result of this weird change, he lost his memory and could no longer recall his time on the Planet of Cum, except for his name. Deciding to do something with his life, Cumman achieved his dream of working in the OBGYN. But then he was struck with a vision from the past, THE PAST! He remembered Barney, Dora and found out about their newest minions: Caillou Anderson, and the Barney Bunch.
Even though this task seems monumental in size like Cumman’s dick, he knows that he must defeat the Barney Bunch in order to save the universe. (Writer: An Ukrainian Guy from Scarface aka [2])
The Cumman VS Dora, Caillou, Barney and his Lackeys[]
In the year 1988, the Cumman, Dora and Barney along with Barney's lackeys had a confrontation, one that would define the rest of cumming history. It was too late for them to have this conversation! Daegon wanted his enemies dead! And Cumman followed order.
As Dick McCummon was returning home from his college classes in Dixmor Academy where he studied for a weak, he found Dora secretly. She stepped out from the shadows from the Creepy Woods, a devious grin on her face. “Where do you think you’re going, Cumman?” Suddenly, Cumman was surrounded by her lackeys - the infamous purple terror dinosaur who served Queen Almeida, Barney, the bald degenerate from Chaosworld, Caillou, and the many faceless lackeys she kept at her side, like the Teletubbies and followers of Damon Heidenreich, the Stracci midgets and they all devoured the Cumman. He died.