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From the viewers left to the viewers right: Po (Poo), LaLa, Dipsy, and Tinky Winky.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, and Po (Poo), collectively known as the Teletubbies, are secretly evil and wicked creatures and part of "The Barney Bunch" alongside Barney, Chuck E. Cheese, and Elmo (Emo). Tinky Winky was well-known for being purple and carrying a purse with some money. Many believed it meant he was gay, but in reality, he was really trying to find bikini photos of Pinky Gauthier that she took of herself and give them to Dipsy, Lala, and Po to sell on the black market for even more money. The purse was also a gift to him as it was stolen from Pinky by Dipsy. Po and Lala also have teamed up together to steal the ball and scooter from the show from little kids with some help from Angelica Pickles. Many people don't know this either, but their real names are Terence Winky, Elmer Layden, James Crowley, and Donald Miller. LaLa is the great grandson of Aleister Crowley, a known occultist and he also secretly worships Shinnok along with Miller.