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Here are the interludes between all of the playable Takken 5 characters during their perspective story of the events of the King of Iron Fist Tournament 5. They are canon or semi-canon until we get to Jinpachi Mishima's stage. However, since there's a thousand of different timelines and alt. universe out there, they probably all happened in one parallel universe or another.

We'll start with Aska Kazama and try going by the alfa-bet. Although there might be some exceptions.

Asuka[]

  • Asuka: Hey, you! That's right, you! You look oddly familiar. You have that suspicious look, y'know? Wait a sec! (She pulls out her cellphone and searches her gallery. She finds an image of Feng's wanted poster in her gallery and now recognises the scum in front of her) Aha! You're that strange Chinese Kenpo fighter or assassin around here! You bastard! You put my father in hospital! You almost killed him, but you failed! I know you did!
  • Feng: Such bad manners! Hasn't your daddy at least taught you to respect your elders? Guess not. I guess he did deserve the beating I gave him after all.
  • Asuka: You're my father's sworn enemy which means you are also mine! You're mine, you SOB!

After Winning after exchanging some blows, kicks and punches with the Kenpo monk

  • Asuka: You're pretty strong! No joke, you're a tough monk, so now I see why my father had such a hard time with you. I wish I could kill you, like how you tried killing him, but this tournament doesn't allow that, does it? Shame. But oh well, I think it may be better this way. At least my father was half-avenged. I gotta bounce. (She leaves the Moonlight Castle and is ordered to go to Ground Zero)
  • Devil Jin Kazama: I will... Destroy... Everything! Arrghhaaa!!! (Tries attacking Jinpachka but Jinpachi just blows him away with his belly fire. Asuka arrives on scene)
  • Asuka: Who was that? Whoever it is or was, (turns around to see Jinpachi) oh boy... things don't look too promising.
  • Jinpachi: You won't escape. I can feel your presence... Yes, you are a Mishima, ain't you?
  • Asuka: I'm a Kazama, you... you... who are you?
  • Jinpachi: My name is Jinpachi Mattatssu Darotzo Mishima and my goal is to destroy all of the existence!
  • Asuka: Well, I guess running won't do me any good. Let's go, you monster! (Stands her ground with her karate pose)

(After beating Jinpachi up) Asuka defeats Jinpachi Mishima, who dissolves into dust and is gone in no time. Bryan Furry, who had been looking at the fight prior, starts hiding behind the rocks and gets lustful for Asuka. As he comes out of the rocks, he walks up slowly to Kazama. Asuka is frightened by his creepy appearance and begins shaking for a bit but Bryan tells her that it's okay and that she can chill. As she does so, Bryan nods and looks up to the air then at the dusty remains of Jinpachi.

Bryan compliments Kazama on her defeat of Jin. Alarmed at her unfamiliar surroundings, Asuka tries to ask him what he is doing or on about and walk over to him, only for him to be tripping over Asuka and landing face-first between her breasts or boobs and then violently start licking them. Asuka moans and screams in shock and wants to get free, but Bryan holds her down by the arms continues licking her breasts, much to Asuka's dismay. After he gets off her, he undresses her panties and pants and starts banging her on the ground, while Asuka yells, begs and screams for him to stop, while tearing up, only for Bryan to laugh maniacally and spit in her face. After cumming inside her and letting go of her arms, he pulls off her boots and starts licking her feet and soles, much to her protests. While Asuka is all red in the face and crying from literally being raped and then feet-raped, Furry decides he has had enough and breaks both of legs, handicapping her while she screams. Bryan then closes her mouth to keep her quiet before telling into her crying face "I had fun. Now die.", then he snaps her neck, killing her. Bryan then gets up and begins to walk away, but turns around when he sees some purple magic arising out from Asuka's body. "What is this?" Asks Bryan, only for the purple miasma to crawl into his body, turning him into a demonic robot, akin to Jinpachi. This turned out to be Asuka's repressed Devil Gene, now hosting Bryan and using him in his plans of destruction.

(Even though Bryan doesn't have a soul since he is a robot, I really don't bother to care about details, so yeah.)

Baek Doo San[]

  • Baek: Would you mind letting me test out my Tae Kwon Do skills on you? You can move, speak and do everything, right?
  • Mokujin: Yeah, you can. And I can.
  • Baek: Good, because I won't hold back, so I want you to prepare yourself.

Mokujin wins against Baek after using his trained Marshall's Law techniques and somersaults him into oblivion.

  • Mokujin: You thought you, a mere mortal, could defeat me? I am built from 2000 plus years old oak! I have mastered literally every fighting style one has to offer! You... You should've had expected this, fool.

If Baek wins

  • Baek: Looks like I win. I hold Taekwondo lessons ever Tuesday in the South Korea's Seoul dojo Hapkido & Jing Jung centre. Care to test me there?
  • Mokujin: Indeed. I do not accept defeat.
  • Hwoarang: Master! Master! Please take it easy! I... I'm... I need to-
  • Baek: Silence! We haven't sparred in a while, haven't we? What are you even doing in this tournament? Eh, you'll explain later. Now cum. Are you ready?
  • Rang: K.

After winning

  • Baek: You still have a lot to learn, my precious student. A LOT to learn. Go train some more. Go back and practice. I'll have to see what's going on here with my own eyes.
  • Hwoarang: (Gets up) M-m-Mas-
  • Baek: Leave! Go practice.
  • Rang: (Bows in respect) Yes, master.
  • Baek: (Shakes his head) Youth these days.

(Baek leaves the Dragon's Nest and is ordered to go to the Ground Zero)

  • Jinpachi Mishima there: Hehehe, I'm impressed that you've made it this far. Indeed I am. I am Jinpachki Mishima. My goal... My goal is to destroy all existence!!! (Transforms into his Devil gene form) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(After beating Jinpachi up with some kicks)

  • Baek: That was a good match, demon. (Jinpachi pummels to dost)

Doo San has defeated Mishima, but the Devil gene was stronk and it dropped him to one knee in the wake of his victory, exhausted by the harsh fight. Hwoarang enters the Zone and asks his master if he is alright. Baek gets to his feet and assures Hwoarang that all is well.

Bruce Irvin[]

  • Fox: What the bloody hell? I remember your face. You work for the Mishima Corporation don't ya?
  • Bruce: Yeah, I do. What's it to you? I don't recall you having anything to do with the organization.
  • Steve: You're their bodyguard or something, right? Well, those Mishima prigs created me! Used to experiment on me, just to make me their slave! I had to kill and fight in their name, for their name and I want no more part of it!
  • Bruce: Is that so? Well, I hope your bite is worse than your bark, kid, because you sure don't look like we lost a lot by not having you around.
  • Steve: Oh, I'll show ya what you lost!

After winning with a couple of knee-attacks to the face and grapples, despite being punched by his boxing gloves

  • Steve: Arrgha! No... Mishima... must die.
  • Bruce: You better cut and run while you still have the chance, kid and leave the Corp. alone. For your own saftey.
  • Steve: I'll be back! (Stands back up) I will have my vengeance!
  • Irvin: You don't learn, do ya, punk? (Bruce kicks Steve once in the head, finally knocking him ou) My hire-ups will decide whether what to do with you. Hmmmm, Daiko still hasn't shown his ugly face. Where is he???
  • Daiko: You... You're Bruce. It's been a while.
  • Bruce: Unlike 14 years ago, there's no difference between us now! You're a challenger just like me. A help for hire, just like me. Except my employees wish you dead.
  • Daiko: That won't be happening. It is you who will die.

After defeating Daiko and leaving him to rot on the grounds of the Burning Temple

  • Bruce: I was gonna go along with the Corp.'s charade, but this is pathetic! Are you really worth being killed? You can't fight for crap, hahah! (Bruce leaves to head to Ground Zero where the last fight will take place)
  • Jinpachi: I'm impressed that you've made it this far. I am Jinpachi Mishima. My goal... My goal is to destroy all of existence! All of it!
  • Bruce: Mishima? You do kinda look like Heihachi, uh... What exactly are you planning?
  • Jinpachi: Wait and see. (Transforms into his Devil gene form) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Bruce: Holly sith!

(After beating Jinpachi down with some pumped up kicks, Bruce returns to New York)

We see a young black boy near a basketball court practising his boxing on a green punching bag filled with mivka sand, when three hoodlums (Asian, Afro-American and Jewish respectively) come and harass him by making fun of him, his yellow boxing gloves and his green bag. The Afro gangster puts the boy into a chokehold from behind (aka sleeperhold) and forces him to get on the ground, all spitting and almost unconscious while the Jewish one opens the punching bag with a knife to seal all of the sand for his hourglass at home, while the Asian one steal his boxing gloves. The trio laughs and leaves the spittled kid on the ground, but in a local alleyway, Bruce appears out of nowhere. Bruce demands the hoodlums to give him what they have, but the trio just laughs in his face and surrounds him, possibly getting ready to attack. Sadly for them, Bruce beats all three of them up to a pulp, single-handedly and all at once, eventually taking the gloves for himself, while leaving the sand behind.

Bryan Furry[]

  • Lei: Bryan Furry!? I've found you, finally.
  • Bryan: Who the hell are you?
  • Lei: Lei Wulong of the Hong Kong Police from Shina. I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of Manji party members and the attempted assassination of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.

After winning by punching Lei down to the ground and stomping on his back

  • Bryan: Hahahaha! Some super cop you are! (Breaks Lei's arm)
  • Lei: Aaaaghhaaaa!!! (Cries in pain)
  • Furry: Pussi! (Breaks his other arm)
  • Lei: Aaaaghaaa AAAHHHHAAA!!!! You bastard! (Is disabled practically, since he lost both of his arms)
  • Bryan: Yes, whine here and then die like a broken fool.
  • Yoshimitsu: You'll not get away now that I've finally found you! You killed my friends, my mentor and then you burred your way into my head!
  • Bryan: I'll have to thank you for giving me some opponents to beat. But now it seems like you're the only one left, huh?
  • Yoshimitsu: My blade shall teach the errors of your way. I will cut off your head, you basta'!

After losing after Yoshi stabs him in the stomach

  • Yoshimitsu: Fate is decided by the Heavens, by the Elder Gods. Your fate will be decided in the same manner now that I cut off your head.
  • Bryan: (Struggles on the floor) You... bastard. You'll pay for this, you scum. Hehehe...
  • Yoshimitsu: You heinous scoundrel! Die! (Yoshi cuts his head off) Finally, justice... has been... served. (Yoshi leaves the River Styx)

If Bryan wins

  • Bryan: Ahahahahaha! I knew you wouldn't be that much of a challenge. Maybe you ain't worth the glorious death after all.
  • Yoshi: (Sits back up) You goddam scoundrel. You won't get away with this.
  • Bryan: Oh, I will. Now get up! I'm not bloody finished yet!
  • Yoshimitsu: (Uses his sword as a propeller to fly away) Ahahahahaha!
  • Bryan: No! (Tries jumping up in the air to get him) You prick! Once I find you, I will kill you for real!
  • Jinpachi: I'm impressed that you've manage to made it this far.
  • Bryan: And what the hell are you suppose to be?
  • Jinpachi: I am Jinpachki Mishima. My goal? My goal... My goal is to destroy all existence!
  • Bryan: Huh? The Hell?

(Jinpachi transforms into his Devil gene form)

  • Jimpachi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Bryan: Ahahahahahahaha!

(After defeating Jinpachi, he pummels to dust)

Bryan is then seen walking in a large, jungle-like forest with a Gatling gun in his hands. He uses his cyborg eyes and robotic senses to find the invisible Yoshimitsu, since he swore ultimate revenge on him for escaping. When he spots him chatting with some monkeys on a tree, he fires his Gatling gun but Yoshimitsu disappears again and Bryan yells in rage while shooting his gatling. Yoshimitsu then reappears behind Bryan and tip-toes behind him with his sword, but Bryan hears him and shoots him repeatedly over his right shoulder with a pistol in his left hand. As Yoshimitsu lands on the ground, at the brink of death, Bryan walks to his fallen opponent. He aims his pistol with a final smirk, and a final shot can be heard, implying Bryan killed him. After turning around, a small crew of monkeys charges at Bryan, who tries to defend himself with the Gatling, but the monkeys are ready and knock him down. After one of them scratches Bryan's robotic eye out, the other three or four break apart his mechanical body, destroying him for good.

Christie Monteiro[]

  • Bruce: Well, well, well. The fighting competition certainly has gotten easier on the eyes, didn't it?
  • Christie: I doubt you'll think of me that way after I'm through with you.
  • Bruce: What way? I wasn't bein' sexist. You just look nice, is all.
  • Monteiro: I know, but this body ain't something you could handle, sweetie.
  • Bruce: Phef, you think? You wanna see how long your Capoeira stands up to my kicks?
  • Christie: Absolutely.

After winning by kicking him in the stomach, head and other body parts, including... legs.

  • Bruce: (Lays on the ground) Hell, this chick is pretty strong.
  • Christie: Mhm. Strong enough to take on anyone. Which is why I am in this tournament. (Bruce nods)
  • Eddy Gordo: The Hell, Christie? It's too dangerous for you! I want you to go home! I'll save my master and your old man.
  • Christie: No! How do you expect me to not do anything after what happened to my grandpa? I'll stay in this tournament and save gramps, so do not be a liability, Eddy.
  • Eddy: ... Then you leave me no choice.

After winning by beating Eddy at his own game, since they're both Copeira fighters

  • Christie: Wait for me, Eddy. I promise I'll come back! (Eddy gets up to his feet) I will win this and save grandpa, I promise.
  • Eddy: You take care of yourself, Christie. Please.

(Christie hugs him goodbye and heads to the next stage: The Devil's Cathedral)

  • Jinpachi: Hello m'lady. I am impressed that you've made it this far. Such an attractive figure, yes. Yes, I am Jinpachi Mishima. My goal... My goal is to destroy all existence!
  • Christie: What a freaky perv.

(Jinpachi transforms into his Devil form) Jinpachi: Muahahahahahahaha!

(After defeating Mishima, he pummels to dust and Christie leaves)

Christie is later seen standing at the foot of her grandfather's grave, who died from weed the week after Christie's victory, with tears running down her cheeks. Eddy eventually appears behind her, and when she feels him touching her back, trying to massage her, he gets slapped across the face by Christie for working for those Mishima pricks, but she still holds on to him for comfort, hugging him deeply. Eddy then clenches his fists and throws away a Mishima ring, which signifies that his affiliation with Mishima Corporation is over.

Devil Jin Kazama[]

  • Devil Jin: Give it to me...
  • Jimpachi: What?
  • Devil Jin: The Devil Gene. Give me yours so I can acquire ultimate power to take the Never Never Land.
  • Jinpachi: Excuse me? You dare command me?! Such bad manners... You deserve to die! Shini!
  • Jin: I will have that Gene by force if necessary. Shinnok is playing you for a fool.
  • Asuka: Hold on a sec! What are you guys doing? (Points at Jin) Hey, hey! You! Don't ignore me. I'm talking to you, buddy, so listen to what I have to say, would ya?
  • Devil Jin: AHAHAHAHAHA! Shut up you insignificant girl! Do you rlly think you can stop me?
  • Asuka: I don't know what's going on, but you're a bit too cocky. I hate cocky people! I do! I'll put you back in your place!
  • Devil Jin: Very well, you'll be the first to feel my wrath, silly girl.

After winning over Asuka with his lasers and kicks, KO-ing her TF out

  • Jin: You have no right to interfere with our plans!
  • Jinpachi: (Blows Asuka away with his stomak) Now show me what you got, fool. (Turns around to fight Jin)

(After Jin beats him) After successfully defeating Jinpachi, he walks up to Jinpachi's broken body and absorbs his Devil Gene to merge it with his own. Devil Jin then groans, and he starts morphing into a darker form, his body becomes covered with fur, his horns become longer, and his eyes glow pure white. He then breaks off his gauntlets and unleashes a roar that sends a shockwave through the entire Ground Zero, destroying Jinpachi as well. Devil Jin then summons a red portal to Hell with his powers and jumps through it. He lands near Nekros and starts breathing heavily as he sets his eyes on Shinnok's Tower in the distance.

Daiko Mishima[]

  • Raven: You're the spoiled kid that father used to throw off of the cliff.
  • Daiko: How do you know about that?! Who are you???
  • Raven: I have no need to explain anything to you. But let's just say I work for the UN.
  • Daiko: You'll be talking soon enough. How's Guterres doing?
  • Raven: None of your business, man. Besides, I don't take orders from him. Nor from you. Never from you.
  • Daiko: You will once I am finished with ya'.

After winning by punching Raven down and then poking him with his sword in all body parts

  • Raven: (Is stepped on by Daiko) There's nothing you could do even if we told you!
  • Daiko: Start talking! What do you know about my life?!
  • Raven: We were just... we were just observing. My boss observed you from the very beginning. You were betrayed by your father, as you know. *Coughs*. He tried to kill you because of the Devil Gene.
  • Daiko: I know that. You seem to know quite a lot about my past, my childhood and me in general. Perhaps I should kill you, to save myself the trouble later.
  • Raven: No, don't! You don't want to kill me. The United *coughs* Nations will come after you! Please... don't kill me. It's all I know.
  • Daiko: I already know that! *Kicks him in his left side, turning him over* *Sighs* Very well. Do not make this a decision I will later regret. If you tell anyone else about this, I will torture you and you will beg for my mercy. For death!
  • Raven: Yes, I won't tell... In fact, there is another matter.
  • Daiko: What?
  • Raven: Crawls on the ground, standing up What was under the Hon Maru temple?
  • Daiko: Is shocked You know about that as well?! The explosion?
  • Raven: Yes. The UN works everywhere. Even if you could kill me, the report has already been made. Do not worry, no one outside the UN knows this. Not the populace, no one.
  • Daiko: Good. Make sure it stays that way, or else I will kill you. Under the temple, you say? Jinpachi Mishima...
  • Raven: What? Whomst?
  • Daiko: Shut your mouth and leave! You already know too much.
  • Raven: (Does that ninja crap and jumps off the roof, away)
  • Heihachki: Daiko! How could you betray me?!
  • Daiko: As usual, you're projecting. You're the one that keeps double-crossing me, remember? Ever since you threw me down that cliff, you disgusting parasite.
  • Heihachi: What? I was just testing you!
  • Daiko: Like hell! You wanted to see me croak because of... of... You know who I preferred over you, right? Before you killed him?
  • Heihachi: What? What do you mean?
  • Daiko: Jinpachi.
  • Heihachi: Yes, I remember Jinpachi. He died, buried under Hon Maru. What does that have to do with everything?
  • Daiko: I know you envied my relationship with him.
  • Heihachki: He was a pathetic old fool who could never teach you to reach your true potential. (Daiko scoffs) The real question should be, who is the one running this tournament?
  • Daiko: What are you implying? This ain't yours?
  • Heihachi: You just don't get it, do you? This... This coming from the bastard whose been tricking me all this time! I didn't start this tournament, someone else did! But who would even dare to get their filthy hands on the Mishima Corporation and its works!? I never allowed for Lee to do... so.
  • Daiko: (Puts his hand on his chin and seems to be in some deep thoughts while Heihachi just looks confused into the floor) Fool. Forget Lee. Don't you realise what came up from beneath the rubble of Honmaru after that explosion?
  • Heihachi: Beneath... Honmaru? I see...
  • Daiko: I think it's starting to make sense... Somehow.

After defeating Heihachi by stabbing him in the leg and knocking him out with his fists, although Heihachi was quite the challenge

  • Daiko: How many years has it been?... At least the level of competition will be better than what I got from him. (Kicks a knocked-out Heihachi) I better get to Ground Zero. (Leaves the stage)
  • Diako: Are you... You... Jinpachka?
  • Jinpachi: You're... Daikota-ta?
  • Daiko: Yes. (His blood freezes and he is in shock) I... I... I'm... I am honoured to meet you again (bows down).
  • Jinpachi: Yes, I think I remember you well, Daiko. Ugh! Arrgha! (Starts struggling)

After transforming into his demonic form

  • Jinpachi: Daiko... fight me! Save... Save me from this beast!

(After beating Jinpachka) Daiko stands before a KO-ed Jinpachi and he kneels down to him. He then holds the dying Jinpachi in his arms and tries to wake him up. "Grandpa? Jizza? (Shakes him for a bit)" Jinpachi barely regains consciousness, and Daiko then smiles weakly as a tear sheds from his eye at his grandfather, as he remembers one of the few happy moments of his otherwise broken childhood, spent affectionately training with his beloved grandfather. He remembers being back at the dojo when he was around 4. "I love you, grandpa! You're the best ojīchan ever! Jinpachi: I love you as well, Daiko." Daiko sheds a few more tears at Jinpachi's barely-living body. After a few moments, Daiko's expression suddenly changes and he looks angrily at Jinpachi. "You're not my grandpa anymore. You're the Devil Gene." says Daiko, alerting Jinpachi, who is too exhausted to react. "I will acquire your powers, spawn of the Never Land!" says Daiko, as it becomes clear that the Devil gene inside him has taken over and he punches through Jinpachi's chest, destroying him and turning him to dust. After he pummels to dust, a purple aura surrounds Daiko and he changes his eye colours from brown to red, implying the Devil Gene went completely into him and all that remained of Daiko's humanity is gone. Daiko grows horns, grins and looks over one shoulder, eyes glowing red, and begins to laugh maniacally at the camera.

Eddy Gordo[]

  • Christie Monteiro: Eddy, leave this to me. I will avenge my grandpa and your master.
  • Eddy: No, Christie. Please, let me handle this. It's too dangerous. I need you to stay out of this. Please! Believe me, just this once...
  • Christie: Eddy, why won't you understand?!
  • Eddy: Enough! You... you leave me no choice.

After winning over Christie with some superior Corpeira moves and kicking her in the stomach for a few.

  • Eddy: (Bows down before a KO'ed Christie) Wait for me Christie. I will come back. I promise.

(Eddy meets Daiko at the Burning Temple)

  • Eddy: Hey, I remember you face! You're the son of that rich guy or whatever. You have something to do with Mr. Carla as well.
  • Daiko: Hell, I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Eddy: Figures. I know exactly who you are. You killed my father! He was about to expose your operations and you killed him for it! Does that ring a bell?
  • Daiko: Hmph. I see. You're still clinging on to that vicious lie. No doubt my father has poisoned your brains with it.
  • Eddy: Why would he do that? You killed him! You had the reasons, the motive, everything! You're lucky this tournament doesn't allow to kill people. But know this, I will kill you once we're out of it. You will not survive this encounter.
  • Daiko: You have quite a big mouth. Let's see if you can back it up.

After winning by beating Daiko to a pulp

  • Eddy: I did it, father! I beat him! Now, when this tournament ends, I'll avenge you and finally kill this walking garbage can!. But for now, I just need to get the money for the master's medical bills and so I need to win this thing.

(Eddy walks to the Ground Zero and is careful observing it.)

Jinpachi: I'm impressed that you've made it this far. What is your name, boy? Ah never mind. I'll forget it in a moment. Me? I am Jinpachi Mishima. My goal... My goal, hehehe... MY GOAL IS TO DESTROY ALL OF EXISTENCE! Eddy: What the hell is going on??? (Jinpachi transforms into his Devil gene form) Jinpachi: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(After defeating Mishima with his Corpeira kicks and dodging Jin's flaming balls from his stomach, Mishima pummels to dust and Eddy leaves, confused as ever.)

In his ending, Christie and Eddy sit waiting outside of an operating room and beg to be let inside by the incoming nurse. However, she tells the two off and tells them to patiently wait outside.

The scene transitions to a sad scene or a gloomy one, where Eddy and Christie are crying besides the bed of Eddy's master/Christy's grandpa. The old man lays on the bed, although his eyes are closed down and his hands in a praying position on his stomach, implying he died. The scene later transitions to the funeral of the old man, implying that he died despite Eddy winning the tournament prize money to repay his medical bills. Eddy lets his anger get the better of him and curses the tournament and Heihachi for killing his master. While Christie stays at the funeral, Eddy leaves in a hurry, before she can ask where he's going and it is implied that Eddy is going to fulfil his promise to his dead dad and confront Daiko to finish what he started once and for all.

What happens next is up to the viewer to decide, I believe.

Lili Cornet[]

Lili: (At Moonlight Castle) My, my, my. This place truly is breathtaking. I really like it here. That castle... I suppose for the right price it could belong to me. However, I'd still need to pay a good sum to the uh, to a development company to fix all of the broken parts. Ma tako ko Jama: I can never find my way around this place, I swear to the freaking Kahn... Heh heh. Miss, can you take a look at this? (Shows Lili the map) Do you know this place? Lili: Hey, who the fuak-?! Wow! Just look at your eyebrows, hehe. Now those are some robust babies, aren't they? You single, fatty? Tako: What? No, you got the wrong idea. I-Lili: No, you're right. I can't! You're below my class and daddy would never approve. Say, you're in this tournament as well, right? Drop the map and let's fight! After winning the fat sumo over with her superior ballet and street moves, despite ko Jama kicking her down twice, she sits down on the ground besides his unconscious body Lili: You have a nice, comfy face, but you're not very good at fighting, are you? Hahahaha! You'd only be able to be my boy-toy and nothing more, because daddy wouldn't approve and I'm loyal to him to a fault. He's the only person who truly understands me. Not even Finn Mertens or Pinkie Pie are that close to me. (She gets up and lets Ma tako lay KO'ed in peace) Goddam, I need to buy myself that castle when I win the tournament.

(Lili arrives at the Ground Zero after defeating Yakuza)

Lili: Ah, so you're this uh, Jinpachi Mishima. So, you think you're untouchable? Jinpachi: Indeed. My full name is Jinpachi Mattatssu Darotzo Mishima! My goal is to destroy this miserable world, acquire the full Devil Gene and rule the universe! Lili: I'll be the one ruling this shebang, old man. You'll be crushed under my fancy boot, Devil's gene or no gene! Mishima: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Defeated by a spoiled brat like you? NEVER! (He slowly transforms into his full Devil form) AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(After beating him with her kicks and avoiding his belly blasts by crouching, Jinpachi finally pummels to dust.)

Lili and Sebastian, her-ever loyal butler, celebrate her victory over Jinpachi with her friends, with Mertens emotionally clapping and with some tears in his eyes while Wendy Corduroy wipes her eyes with a handkerchief and Lili laughs and taunts how proud her father will be for defeating his business rivals. They are at the local Starbucks. Just then, Sweetie Belle accidentally bumps into Lili with her bike as she is too slow on the peddles to stop and she accidentally knocks out Lili's coffee. Belle falls down before realising into whom she just bumped into. When she looked up, she saw an angry Lili, a worried Sebastian, a smiling Mertens and an equally angry Corduroy staring at her. Lili's face turns from anger to disgust and she kicks Belle in the face, knocking her out on the sidewalk. She then tells Sebastian to get her a new coffee while she orders Mertens and Wendy to drag Belle out of her sight and throw her off the local bridge, into the river. The two nod and do as their told, while Lili puts her hands on her hips and awaits for a new coffee. She arrogantly looks up to the sky with her rich, smug expression, thinking she's the ruler of everything.

TBA, ofc...

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