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| Super Mario | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Mario |
| Also known as | Moustached plumber, Jumpman, Stupid Mario, Super Mario, Supper Mario, Wario, Malario |
| Nationality |  Italian (Russian and Mexican descent)
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| Age | 44 |
| Status |  Deceased
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| Birthplace | Rome, Italy, Europe |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | Brown, black |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Aryan-Hispanic |
| Height | 5'1” (155 cm) |
| Weight | 142 lbs (64,41 kg) |
| Blood type | O+ |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) |  Mushroom Kingdom, Nintendo, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach, King Harkinian (sometimes), Link (sometimes),  Third Reich (former),  Evropa (former)
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| Enemies | Bowser, Duke Onkled, Dr. Robotnik, Koopalings,  The Nocturnal, Damien Thorn, Noob Sailbot
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| Occupation(s) | Plumber, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, wrestler |
| Notable family members | Luigi (brother) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Donkey Kong, Super Mario bros., Super Mario 64, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Smash Bros, Mario Party, Hotel Mario, SVR 2011/11 AH, and a ton of other games |
| Voiced by (English) | Charles Martinet |
- "Mama Mia!"
- — Mario
- "It’s-a me, Mario!"
- — Mario
Mario is the main character and protagonist of the long-running and highly successful Mario franchise. He was created by Japanese video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto and also serves as the main mascot of Nintendo. Mario made his first appearance as the protagonist of the arcade game Donkey Kong, released in 1981. Since Super Mario Bros., his trademark abilities have been his jumping and stomping powers, with which he defeats most of his enemies; and his ability to gain powers with a plethora of items, such as the Super Mushroom, Fire Flower and the Super Star. Games have usually portrayed Mario as a silent character without a distinct personality (Fortune Street is a notable exception). According to Nintendo's philosophy, this allows Mario to fit in many different genres and roles. In most games, he is the hero that goes on an adventure to save Princess Peach from Bowser, but he has been shown doing many other activities besides adventuring, such as racing and sporting with his younger brother and others.
Quotes[]
- "Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi."
- — Mario to his brother
- "Luigi, look! *Points at the letter on the wall and then goes up to it and reads it* It's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the Princess!"
- — Mario reading Bowser's letter
- "Aha! Here's problem: Too many toasters! Y'know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
- — Mario on toast
- "Mama? Mama Luigi? Ahahahahahaha!"
- — Mario after Yoshi calls Luigi his mama
- "That was my favourite record!"
- — Mario after Luigi burns his fav record in the fireplace
- "YouTube Poop; Where there's smoke, they pinch back."
- — Mario's intro to the YTP
- "Remember, where there's smoke! Luigi: They pinch you. Ganon: You will die!"
- — Mario, Luigi and Ganon's special intro to the YTP
- "I don't have any kids, but I swear if my kid played Fortnite, I'd hit him with that abortnite!"
- — Mario's rather cruel, but that's fair. Fortnite sucks!
- "We should murder all paedophiles. What paedos don't understand is that just because the number's on the clock, it doesn't mean the kid's ready for the cok."
- — Mario's right
- "If I'd be a hunter and see a bird flock I'd say it's time to pull out my Glock."
- — Mario if he were a piece of sith hunter
- "The decision to nuke Japan by President Truman was completely unjustified as the Japs were already on the verge of surrender. Plus I have a deep connection with the Japanese peoples. But despite my love for the Japanese nation, I am still glad that the Allies won WWII as the Final Solution was a terrible event and Olaf was even a more terrible man who went straight to Hell, no doubt."
- — Mario on Hiroshima and Nagasaki's bombings plus Olaf
- "Where's the Princess?! Luigi: OVAH' THEAH! (Points with his finger)"
- — Mario asks Luigi for Primcess' whereabouts
- "Duke Onkled is one of those gays."
- — Mario finds out Onkled's sexuality
- "Ugh! Now I know how a meatBHALL feels!"
- — Mario after swallowed by Yoshi
- "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instructions book."
- — Mario advises you to check out the enclosed instructions book
- "Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's titties, Wendy barks back."
- — Mario warns you of Wendy
- "Ughhh! Now I know how your BALLS feel!"
- — Mario when hit in the groin area
Death[]
Noob Sailbot and Count Drekula snapped his neck. 'Tis was a match in WWE, in the Druid arena, where Mario fought against Sailbot, Dracula and uh, Big Daddy S, three-on-one handicap match with Ironman rules applied for 20 mins. After Big Daddy $ just left the scene and the ring after beating Mario some, Noob and Dracula finished the job. Dracula sucked some of his blood and kicked him down while Noob did all of his kicks, jumps and ninja moves on him and snapped his neck when the match ended. Big Daddy, Noob and the Count then celebrated while Mario was taken away to a morgue and quietly buried somewhere in Hollywood, California, due to his iconic status.
Trivia[]
- In Bully, one of Ray Hughes chatter dialogue lines are: "They say that kids imitate characters from videogames, but I have yet to become a mustached plumber!". This is a reference to Mario; however, he could also be referring to Luigi if we exclude his weight.
- His Wendy quote, where he proclaims that Wendy gets mad when you pinch her boobies is similar to one of Bad Bessie's descriptions.
Theme song[]
Mario's theme in WWE series and his official theme is the one that was used in Hotel Mario as it is also represented in the YTP's.
