Stinky

Stinky
Nickname(s)	Stingy, Stink-ey, Stinkeye, Stinky Eye, yellow rich brat, Sting Sing, nice hair, crapitalist scum, Crapson Stinkyson
Appears in	Manhunt IV
Rank	School student, serial killer
Affiliations	Stephanie, Sportacus, Ziggy (former), that black kid, Key-Two (former)
Status	Alive
Killed By	Not yet...
Birth	3rd of February (2 months before Columbine), 1999/1 BH
Death	None
Weapon	Knife
Voice Actor	Jodi Eichelberger

This article, Stinky, is property of Damon Redwood.

"That's what I said: It's mine!"

— Stinky's everyday quote

Stinky (surname unknown) is a fascist, rich, good-for-nothing, stingy, stupid, as-lickin', walkin' piece of crap! Piece of crapitalism! He lives in a small town called Lazy Town in Iceland where everyone (except a douche dressed in blue called Sportacus) is lazy as fak. He is one of the worst residents of the said town, serving as nothing more than an annoying example of capitalism in a Scandinavian socialist town. He is best known for having very lazy eyes, kind of like Vincente de Santa and Eli. Recently, it has turned out he is a goddam serial killer as well.

Stinky sure has earned his name, he stinks like horse crap and does nothing but scam people to make some money, as if it already isn't enough that he is the son of a rich govt. official. Rumours have it he has German roots too, other than just British, and that his great grandparents funded the Nazi Germany during World War II. If this is true it is an ironic contradiction, considering the fact that Great Britain and Germany were enemies during the War. Perhaps his grandparents were even battling amongst themselves during the war.

Stinky is also known to be a big, big fatophobe and loves all types of Brody Foxx's jokes. He also doesn't know how to say triangle so he says triagonal, despite it being two different things.

First murder[]

When Stinkey's friends, Key Two and Ziggy owe Stinky money to buy candies, they are invited to his mansion where he takes the two into the bathroom and starts yelling at each other for not getting him the money they owe yet. Coming back to the bathroom with a Mike Myers-styled kitchen knoif, Stinky uses it to cut off their faces and then he splashes their ugly faces down the toilet and leaves their corpses to rot in the bathroom, in the bathub. When the housekeeper and his dad come into the bathroom and see the corpses, they realise that Stinky killed his two friends. His father can't afford to look bad in the press or get kicked out of the congress for having a serial killer as a son, so he orders some undertakers to quietly and quickly bury Stinky's two friends' corpses in the basement of their mansion.

Stinky never got his money and as punishment for this vile act, he got punished by being grounded and confiscated to his room for 30 days. When he was finally released from the room, he beat up his mum out of rage. His father was shocked over the action and drove his mum to the hospital. After returning to, he send Stinky off to the Dixmor Asylum in West Virginia in US where he will stay under supervision and be forced to eat pills until Dr. Henri Dixmor decides he will be fit to return to society; however the truth is that Stinky's bloodlust has only just begun.

Traits[]

Positive Characteristics: None that we know of
Negative Characteristics: Is a typical, crony, corny and fascist crapitalist with some Nazi sympathising tendencies who only scams people like some sort of Eddy Freebers, he smells bad, he is a serial killer who killed his two buddies over money
Moral: Little to none, hell we'll say none
Stable: Little
Loyal: Nope
Generous: No, never
Extrovert: No
Compassionate: No
IQ: 120
Hobbies: Insulting random hobos and poor people, scamming people, rolling in sith, complaining how much he suffers, bullying fat people, complaining about socialism, complaining about his life, faking depression, being an annoying pain in the butt (on the outside), playing monopoly at the asylum, complaining about the lack of pornography in the asylum, eating pills, laying on his bed, watching TV, annoying the staff, hanging out with the inmates, insulting paedophiles in the hospital, having hysterical spasms (today on the inside)
Bad Habits: Runs his mouth too much, kills ppl
Phobias: Acrophobia, fatophobia, arachnophobia, chiroptophobia, spheksophobia, xenophobia
Obsessions: Money (real and Monopoly)
Favourite Foods: Anything that costs a lot, mainly Fray Bentos pies and Haagen Dazs

Trivia[]

Fortunately, unlike Mr. Krabs, Stinky isn't a cheap SOB... kinda.
He is sometimes compared to Lili Cornet but they are literally nothing alike! NIŠTA! NADA!!! NIENTE!!!!
He is quite similar to the annoying, bald, yellow brat known as Caillou Anderson.
Since Stinky is a fascist Nazi, a lot of his views are quite similar to Moonman's and Frankie Kenson's.
He looks a little similar in appearance to Tad Spencer.
He loves Frank Kenson.
He is one of the many reasons why capitalism needs to get abolished. Or at least become more liberal.
His father attends the church, but Stinky likes to believe himself to be god Gait as well, or at least his choosen one.

Political Policies[]

Abortion: Anti
Racial equality: Anti
LGBT rights: Anti
Subsidised healthcare: Anti
Gun control: Anti
Ideology: Far-right
Economic Policy: Crony Capitalism aka Crapitalism
Religious Policy: Fundamental Christianity
War Policy: Pro Military
Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro
Protecting the environment: Against

Gallery[]

Theme song[]

Stinky's theme is basically the most egotistical thing possible! He thinks he runs the entire Lazy Town, Scandinavia or possibly the entire planet! He is no Shinnok or Azazel, but nonetheless he has ego bigger than both of 'em.