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Steven James "Steve" Wyatt (born July 13, 1992) is a character from a story and possible future movie, TV show, or video game by KGBSpetsnaz called 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents and its sequels called 101 Ways to Bug Your Teachers, both based on novels by Lee Wardlaw of the same names and take place around 2004-2005. In the first one, Steve wants to bug his parents into letting him join the Invention Convention. In the second one, Steve wants to bug his teachers into thinking he is not mature enough to go to Patrick Henry High School as he wants to stay at Thomas Jefferson Middle School. Steven J. Wyatt is an inventor and he’s been one ever since he was a baby. His bedroom is also his laboratory. He has an IQ score of at least 210. He was also born and raised in some small town in Nebraska. He has brown hair and blue eyes, and of British, Scottish, Northern Irish, and Welsh descent. Ever since kindergarten, he’s been friends with a boy nicknamed Hiccup. Hiccup is also his only friend and has always given Steve tissues when he sneezes a whole lot whereas Steve always gave Hiccup water when he needed it. Both of their families moved to Florida around summer 2003. Ever since, Steve has become very antisocial and never liked making new friends, having a bigger preference for the “old state”. Now that he’s an adult, he may have moved back to Nebraska. Steve also has seven goldfish whom he named after inventors. Their names are Benjamin Franklin, Bill Gates, Galileo, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, and the Wright brothers. He also has one algae eater named Hyman Lipman. He is also allergic to any animal with fur or feathers. Additionally, he is also allergic to shellfish, ant bites, bee and wasp stings, pollen, dust, mushrooms, any kind of nut, berry, or seed, dairy, eggs, honey, and possibly a few other things. He and his best friend, Hiccup, also work part time as groundskeepers at a golf course. Their boss is a girl named Hayley Barker. Her father is the owner of it. She is Steve's only friend besides Hiccup.
His Inventions[]
- Nice Alarm, an alarm clock that wakes you up nicely by tapping you on the head.
- Coat Away, an automatic coat hanger
- Doggles, goggles for dogs
- Electric pogo stick
- Milk dispenser for cribs, his very first invention
- Glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, gave his teacher a glow-in-the-dark butt
- Snoreberry, a lozenge that keeps you from snoring