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| Nick Funtz | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Nick Harry Funtz |
| Also known as | Slim Nick, Nik, soldier, Private |
| Nationality |  American
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| Born | 1869 |
| Died | 1896 |
| Age | 27 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Birthplace | Kearney, Nebraska, USA |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Weight | 68kg |
| Blood type | A- |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | American Army, Mayor Griffon, Edgar Rose, Marshals, American Army Captain, Nate Johnson |
| Enemies | Agustin Allende, Jack Marston, Leg Johnson, Boonie MacFarlane, Mexican Army, Dutch's Tribe |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition, Red Dead Garlic bread (part III, The New Life) |
- "You don't belong here!"
- — Nick while attacking Allende and his men
Slim Nick Funtz is a minor enemy character featured in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition and Red Dead Redemption part III, The New Life.
Interactions[]
Revolver[]
As same with most other minor characters, Funtz appears as a random enemy in two missions going against the Mexican Army and Jack Marston and his gang of heroes. This soldier is the weakest out of them all in the US Army, mostly due to his low rank. He spams as an obstacle during the missions "Battle On The Bridge" and "Backyard".
The New Life[]
He appears as a random soldier helping the American Army and John Marston going against Dutch van der Linde in the mission "And The Truth Will Set Ya Free".
Quotes[]
- "Don't get your Baxter-Murphy's in an uproar!"
- "You wanna get me a cup of coffee, pls?"
- "We got a name for people like you in the Army!"
- "You wanna come by the fort and practice sometime?"
- "There, there. There's always next Christmas and Halloween."
- "Didn't I see you in a Baxter Deoton advertisement?"
- "Are you sure you aren't a Mexican in a costume?"
- "Are you tryin' to explain somethin' to me? I don't speak Spanish."
- "Remember, you can't catch bullets, just VD."
- "Careful! They'll send you to Cuba!"
- "You've always got a place in the barracks with us!"
- "I bet you can't shoot for heck!"
- "Who are you?"
- "Die, die, die, you b-tard!"
Death[]
Slim Nick died from tuberculosis in 1896 in Gold Town while resting in a hotel, unknown date of month and day.
Journal Entry[]
Funtz is a typical Private; cruel, bad spoken and ruthless. A lot of his kind just like to do damage for fun, but Funtz is the most sadistic one out of them all.
Fortunately for him, hurting people is part of the official description of his work.
Trivia[]
- Just like Slim Nick, Tall Trees Guard is a Private.
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