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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  Outworlder (Shao Kahn),  Chinese (Bell)
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| Born | 315 BC (Shao Kahn), 25 January, 1919 (Bell) |
| Age | 1703 (Shao Kahn), 68 (Adam Bell) |
| Status | Alive (Shao), deceased (Bell) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Red/yellow/orange (Shao Kahn), brown (Bell) |
| Hair colour | Black (Shao), black (Bell) |
| Height | 7'2 (Shao Kahn), 5'10 (Adam Bell) |
| Weight | 180 kg (Kahn), 70 (Bell) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Kahn's Army, Shinnok, Reiko, Queen Almeida, Mileena, Goro, Onaga (only in MK 8), Sektor, Bruno Tattaglia, Victor Barzini, Leopold Strauss, Javier Escuella, Black Elk Tribe, Grizzly, Red Harlow, Greedo, Jabba the Hutt, The Red Lady (Shao Kahn), Chinese Communist Party, OpFor (Bell) |
| Enemies | Raiden, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Kotal Kahn, Nightmare, Baraka, Jade, Kitana, Rafael Sorel, Sofitia Alexandra, Nightwolf, Daiko Mishima (Kahn), Nazi Ultranationalists, Olaf Tutchenko, Bill Borlinghathen (Bell) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Mortal Kombat series (Kahn), World of War series (Bell) |
| Voiced by (English) | Patrick Seitz, Bob Carter, Steve Ritchie, Frank Welker, Nightmare Cinemas, me, Brian Glynn, Jamieson Price, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Shao Kahn),
Timothy DeLaGhetto (Adam Bell) |
Shao Kahn VS Adam Bell is the thirty-third instalment of EERB and the fifth episode of season 3. It features the powerful dictator of Outworld, Shao Kahn, rapping against the ex-communist leader of Red China, Kizkakati Feng Jia aka Adam Bell. It was released on February 25th, 2020.
Lyrics[]
Shao Kahn (1st Verse)[]
Adam? Sigh? You mean what I did when I saw you in a lawnchair laying down?
Watching little boys on the playground?
And if you took off your mask now,
Nobody'd know who you are!
Biatch, I'm a star!
Me and Rodman make Manhunt 4!
You can pind us where the chicks are chillin'.
Don't hire the yellow dude, guy looks like an Illumination villain!
Adam Bell (1st Verse)[]
You should rub your tummy for good luck, cuck!
Cause when you said lunch you meant to say 'launch' uh!
You're a fuak - up!
When I said nuke the Chinese,
I meant put the take out in the microwave, up!
You suck Greed's Rodman, you're a green guy's biatch!
Shao Kahn-Kardashian!
Shao (2nd Verse)[]
I seized the power, I will destroy!
Like the Bolsheviks in 1917, You're a Chinese Soulja Boy!
Your fat jokes don't affect me! I'm the King of the Outworld!
And winter is coming real fast, nyaaain!
Hide your twin daughters!
You've got China fans?
I've got fawking Centaurs!
Bell (2nd Verse)[]
I'm Sausage or Soska, I'll eat your Seoul!
I'll turn you into Kenshi!
You're less of a communistic threat than me or a movie producer in the '50's!
You grew up in Never Land, I'll freakin' Tobler-own you!
I'm a mother, father, gentleman!
My father would disown you.
Shao (3rd Verse)[]
Gentleman? Didn't you get the memo?!
Nice guys finish last!
You're not gonna be able to copy off Gangnam Style when I put your arm in a cast!
You're a fad!
You're just mad 'cus you're no longer top of the billboard charts!
Now I'll hang you from the top of the billboard in parts! Nyain!
I'm a North Outworld leader, fighter, fortune cookie reader and an alien pussi-eater!
You're lamer than JD Bieber!
Got a little Bell-dik and a brittle sidekick!
I'm worth 5 gorillion!
This is genocide, biatchy!
Bell (3rd Verse)[]
You're a clock without a tick!
That's right, you're all talk!
5 octillion dollars?
How many chocolate factories have you bought?
I do blow Sid's top shelf!
You will blow, up your self!
Your army's small, you get picked last!
You're too tall for Six Flags.
You're not King of the Communist North, biatch!
You DEAD!
You're Jon Snow, basturd son of Ned!
They call you a leader and an intelligent reader?! They say YOU'RE supreme?!
But only cause your stomach's always filed with sava cream!
BIAAATCH! DIE, ALIEN KANT!