Sans

Sans
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Biographical information
Nationality	He is from Outworld
Age	32
Status	Alive
Physical description
Ethnicity	Skeleton
Height	4'5"
Weight	76 kilos
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Enemies	None known
Occupation(s)	Hotdog salesman Musician Dope paddler
Notable family members	Papyrus (younger brother) W.D. Gaster (father), The Boom! Pilot (godfather)
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information

Sans Gaster is a drug dealer from Outworld, the older brother of Papyrus and the son of W. D. Gastah'. He was a major character in Undertale.

Appearance

Sans is a short and obese skeleton, standing at 4’5”. His skull is very squishy, stretchy, and manipulative, which Papyrus would often times play with and make sculptures with it, resulting in Sans becoming extremely deformed, but happy, as he allowed his broski to do that. His bone complexion is pure white, unlike his father and brother, for the two of them have a bone complexion of light grey. After a short period of time, his skull reforms back to its original state after being manipulated and played with. In The Next Generation, the bone on his skin was made light grey like the rest of his family. This wouldn't matter as he would drink a permanent white skin potion.

Sans wears a blue hoodie with black shorts with two white lines on them and pink shoes. He uses a yellow football helmet during his entrance as he rides an ATV around the stadium when performing in Gand in front of millions of Outworlders.

Personality and traits

In general, Sans is a lazy, disrespectful, rude, carefree and fun-loving lad who likes to bully those weaker than himself. He loves doing nothing, but he usually likes to mess with Papyrus and he somewhat enjoys wrestling with taller guys as it's his fetish and likes it when they dominate him. Sans enjoys getting carried around or bodyslammed and cums after a while. He also likes to tell jokes about skeletons on some occasions and loves to brag about his godfather, who was in the US Army.

One thing that still holds up today, is that Sans never cleans his room or changes his clothes. One day, Papyrus walked into Sans' bedroom and found Sans lying on his bed with 29 McDonald's boxes on his bed along with half-eaten chicken nuggets and soy all around the floor. Speaking of McDonald's, it is Sans' favourite place to go when he is hungry, or just wanting to play Call of Duty with someone other than Papyrus (who hates Cod). Sans also, when too lazy to go to the toilet, takes a crap on his floor in his bedroom and then kicks it under his bed.

In mid-21 AH, Sans started to hang out with Flaky Morgan.

TBA...

In early December 2021, Sans completely changed as a person due to Papyrus' treatment towards him. He became disciplined, submissive, loyal, fearful and incredibly depressed. He smiles but he is absolutely miserable. Sans yelps and cowers whenever Papyrus raises his hand at him. Sans hates his life with a burning passion and wishes to end it and finally rest, he refuses to kill himself, but rather get murdered.

In the middle of December 2021, Sans became a falling-down drunk, a complete alcoholic. The beer he consumes soothes him. Sans has felt much better because of his beer, and he has started locking his bedroom door to stop Papyrus from entering and deforming him. He started to insist on living and enjoys the spotlight he gets. Fans of Sans stated that it seems that he has returned and feeling better than ever.

Despite the fact that Sans has lots of friends in the real world, he is unpopular on the Internet. Papyrus has more followers than him, probably due to the fact that he somehow has more charm. Sans is very desperate for attention; he would do anything for attention. Everytime he tries to post something he is ALWAYS ratio'd by Papyrus.

Bio

Wrestling

In 2021, Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne joined EWE. Sans fights for fun and does not take it too seriously, unlike his brother. He is incredibly lazy however, as whenever he goes into caged events, he climbs the cage like a snail, very slowly, often resulting in failure. In tag-team events, he often cheats whenever his teammates are being pinned. He is often paired with Papyrus, with their duo name being ‘The Bone Brosthers’ (it was written by Papyrus, hence the spelling error). He is also sometimes paired with both Papyrus and Undyne.

In Summer of 2021, W. D. Gaster, Sans and Papyrus' father, joined EWE and became the brother's manager, and in Fall of the same year, became a wrestler. When the trio go together as a group, their name is 'Bone Family'.

When Sans first joined, he was generally liked by viewers and fans, but in Fall 2021, he changed in the sense that he was disciplined and cowardly. This caused the viewers to boo him whenever he entered the ring. In February 2021, he returned back to normal, albeit a huge alcoholic. He still receives hatred from fans for not being as cool as Papyrus.

The Quest for Rest

On October 4th, 2021, Papyrus had found the Lament Configuration, he opened it and Pinhead, and his friends came. They asked who opened it and Papyrus blamed it on Sans. They proceeded to take Sans and once they took him, Papyrus wiped some sweat off of his head out of relief.

Sans was taken to Pinhead's realm, and he was tortured. The cenobites relished in Sans' pained groans and screams. While he was being tortured, Sans was sure he was going to die. After a few days, they let him go and brought him back to Earth as they grew bored of him. After this, Sans decided to make it his mission to die.

Sans went to various places in the hopes of getting killed. On October 6th, 2021, He took a job at Camp Crystal Lake as a counselor, but Jason Voorhees was unable to kill him. On October 10th, 2021, Sans went to Japan and searched for the cursed video tape, which he eventually found and watched it. Sans received a phone call that he will die in seven days, to which he celebrated by fist pumping, but Sans accidentally copied the video tape, which prevented Sadako from killing him. On October 18th, Sans went back home extremely disappointed.

On October 25th, Sans was broken, he didn't know what to do, but that was when a person wearing a pig mask kidnapped him. Sans woke up in a trap. A video started playing on a nearby TV and a puppet appeared. It was Jigsaw and he began to explain the rules on how to escape to Sans. After he was done explaining the rules, Sans began to panic, but quickly relaxed and became happy with the realization that this is his escape. Sans smiled as the timer started ticking down, but when there were ten seconds left, Jigsaw ran into the room and turned off the trap. Sans was furious and asked him why, to which Jigsaw responded by saying that what Sans was doing is messed up. Sans left the building and went back home.

On October 31st, 2021, Sans went to Haddonfield, Illinois in the hopes of getting killed by the one and only Michael Myers. When Michael stabbed into him, the knife went in between the ribs, Myers gave up immediately and walked away from him. Sans gave up on trying to get himself killed and teleported back home, he decided to take what Jigsaw told him into consideration and began to appreciate life. which only lasted a few weeks.

Snapping, prison and financial loss

On March 2nd, 2022, Sans decided that he had had enough of his pitiful paycheck he gets for his job. He gets beaten brutally and violently every other day and he gets paid less than his brother Papyrus. He drove up to EWE with the Sans-Mobile and attempted to run over to the co-CEO of EWE, specifically the older one. He narrowly missed him but was still angry. The police were called, and Sans was arrested for attempted murder. The co-CEO bribed the court with a ton of money to give him the death penalty which worked. The man sued him for exactly the same amount of money he owned which Sans gave. The co-CEO walked out of that court with ALL of Sans' money while Sans was set to be executed via the electric chair.

Sans was sent to prison and put inside of his cell. His execution was to occur the next day and Sans was excited for it. He was happy as he was finally going to be put out of his misery. The next day, Sans saw the electric chair for the first time and got scared. The clock was ticking, and Sans started panicking and he soon started crying. When Sans had one hour left to live however, the co-CEO from before came and bailed him out. Sans was thankful for the bail but was unhappy about losing all of his money and having to get it all back through the means of more wrestling.

To add insult to injury, Sans was evicted out of his house. He wasn't allowed in, but Papyrus was as he still paid rent. Sans had to live in homeless shelters and crash at some friends' places. He eventually got all of his money back in a few months.

The Bone Marrow Incident

On March 5th, 2022, Sans and Papyrus went on a field trip but fell out of the bus which just left them behind. The two brothers decided to walk back to Edmonton but was stopped by a bus full of ladies in bikinis. They asked the brothers if they wanted to help them out with oiling up for a TV show or something (just like Dumb & Dumber). Sans looked at Papyrus (who was eating his own boogers) and in a heartbeat jumped into the bus and left his brother behind. The bus drove off and Sans felt happy, but he was immediately attacked by a bunch of men who chloroformed Sans. He was screaming for Papyrus and through the glass windows, saw his brother still standing there, eating his boogers.

Sans woke up hours later behind a gas station and quickly realized that he was a foot shorter, 3'5". His shins were taken. He found a note in his pocket thanking him for the bone marrow. He walked into the gas station and saw Papyrus eating some chips. He miserably asked the clerk to call a taxi, which arrived, and the brothers were driven home.

For the next month, Sans had several IV bags filled with milk connected to his legs so he can grow his shins back. In early April, he successfully grew them back.

Music Career

Sans does covers of songs by simply vocalizing the lyrics by repeating "A"/"Eh". The songs have surprisingly gotten popular and allowed Sans to earn some money. He continues his music career.

Trivia

• He is so lazy he throws himself down a flight of stairs whenever he encounters them.
• Sans’ favourite food is hotdogs.
• Papyrus is the reason why Sans is depressed.
• He took his momma’s height.
• His hoodie emits slime.
• Sans used to love Papyrus, but in recent times he has started to strongly dislike him.
• Sans owns a quad that he calls the 'Sans-Mobile'.
• He loves beer.
• Sans is definitely Gaster's favourite child.
• Undyne enjoys Sans' company more, but she believes Papyrus has a better attitude (which causes Sans to despise Undyne a little).
• He secretly takes Papyrus' money away from him. It is however in good vain as Papyrus is a wasteful spender.
• In January of 2022, it was reported that he owned 270 million dollars. In March of the same year however, he lost all of that money when he was charged by his boss. This brought Sans in the hole and now he's broke but is slowly getting money again.
• He is so uncreative that his taunt in the ring is just giving his opponent two middle fingers.
• In a survey done on February 1, 2022, it was found that 30% of fans actually liked Sans. The other 70% couldn't stand him and they want to rip his head off.
• One time Sans shot himself in the mouth with a shotgun on the ring in front of millions of people. He planned on his head landing on the floor so he can control his body to chase after the head to grab it but keep kicking it to make the audience laugh, but instead it landed onto the audience and they started playing with it, throwing it around like a beachball. One guy even tried running with his head, though security stopped him, and Sans' head was connected back to his body. He was booed out of the stadium after that.
• Sans owns a reaction channel where he reacts to videos. He started it the same time Papyrus started his, though his is more popular than Sans'. Because of this, Sans overreacts to the videos he is watching. He makes goofy faces and goes absolutely bonkers whenever the slightest thing happens in a video. He does this to attract as much attention to his dying channel as possible. Contrary to Papyrus' videos, where he sits there lifeless and emotionless staring at the screen while the video plays.
• Sans saw Alphys' mangled body after she was run over by the bus. The image still haunts Sans, and he sees it whenever he closes his eyes.
• One time Sans hung himself on the bridge in order to get some attention. News helicopters came and was reporting on the incident, but when people started throwing their garbage at him, he grabbed onto his rope and climbed back to the bridge. This event caused him to lose respect.
• He hates his life.
• He normally speaks English, but he sometimes speaks like this (which is actually him speaking in morse code): Just Sans talking - YouTube
• When not speaking, he usually sounds like this: Jerma’s Sans Impression - YouTube
• He is the most overrated character from Undertale and now he pays the price by being the butt of the joke in EWE.
• In Spring-2021, Papyrus messed with the top of his head, making it dent in, making him look like a tooth. This landed him a job at a dentist office as a mascot. However, once his head reformed back to what is once was, he was fired from the job.
  • A few weeks later, Papyrus made the top of Sans' head pointy, resembling a screwdriver. Construction workers thought it was really helpful and used Sans as a screwdriver for about 2 weeks before his head went back to normal. After this, he was unwanted by the construction workers.

• One time Sans was locked in a sauna and by the time he got out his bones were chipping off (like an old painting).
• Sans had purchased a couch off of Craigslist one time but was violently ambushed by a bunch of criminals who stole the money he had on him.
• Sans makes cameos in some movies just like Popeyerus, however, Sans' acting roles are significantly valued than Popeyerus in terms of money. First time he cameoed his screen time was 3 seconds. The next time he cameoed he made sure to take his sweet time to get as much screen time as possible.