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Ronald McDonald is a clown who is the mascot for McDonald's. There is a possibility that he is part of the Dixmor Project but it isn’t confirmed yet. He was born November 18, 1928 in Des Plaines, Illinois and is of German, Scottish, and Swedish descent. At the age of around 34 or 35, he became the mascot for McDonald's in 1963. Ever since, kids and people in general view him as a funny, nice guy whereas some kids and people in general view him as just downright creepy. Similarly to Sebastjan Pickles, he has a mysterious affiliation with the Barney Bunch.
Today he is also a wrestler in the WWE under the ECW brand, along with the Steamed Hamburglar, forming a team known as The Fast Food Kings where Ronald is the leader and the Burglar serves as his gook or a minion of sorts. He was once a candidate for the ECW Championship but failed to win the title. Also, unlike McDonald, the Hamburglar is on SmackDown! brand. Ronald is something of a jobber and has got his as kicked by the likes of Scarface and Gwonam.