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Rock and Roll’s is a restaurant located in downtown Chicago, Illinois. It may sound cool, but it’s pretty gross. If you ever wear a tie or fedora there, they’ll take it off of you and say “It makes you look like you’re not having any fun”. They also play music from The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard (mainly from Pyromania onward), The Who (mainly their post-1978 stuff) John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and other soft rock artists. Heck! They'll sometimes even play pop and rap artists. They also refuse to play Ted Nugent on their radios because he likes hunting and fishing. They also have little kids running around without any socks or shoes on, everywhere and there’s no rule against them sticking their grubby, little hands in French fry baskets. It is also even dirtier than McDonalds and Chuck E. Cheese’s COMBINED! Everywhere you sit is very sticky. It is also infested with flies, roaches, ants and spiders. Not to mention, the water they give you is from the Pioneer Pool. In short, if you’re a rocker or metalhead, you may get disappointed, especially because the name sounds like something you’d really like. Trust me, though, it’s a total let down.
The Green Bay Packers, and the New York Jets, like to hang out here whenever they stop in Chicago (to play the Bears) while they are on the road.
Kent Paul, the band manager of an 80s hair band called Love Fist LOVES this sorry excuse for an establishment which should tell you everything TBH..