Richard Fatchurd was a caporegime of The Lost Episode Resistance.
Role In Funnypastas[]
Richard Fatchurd was the owner of Fatchurd Manor and became involved with The Lost Episode Resistance after viewing a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. When Fatchurd joined the Resistance he was accompanied by his personal assistant Neddie. The majority of the Resistance including The Shadow Reader disliked Fatchurd and believed he was working as a mole for Rabe Maniels. When Neddie was outed as the true rat Fatchurd was ordered to eliminate him. Fatchurd took Neddie's betrayal personally and had his butler and Neddie's successor Fritz carry out the hit. During The Great Gang War, Fatchurd played an incredibly important role by taking over the Southport Docks for the Resistance killing corrupt union boss Derek Barrel and Steve Coin in the process. He along with Fritz was also responsible for the death of Martin Frollo. Following the peace summit, tensions began to rise in the Resistance as Shadow suspected that another person in the gang was working as an informant. Most of the Resistance pointed to Fatchurd being the traitor given his greedy nature. The rat was really DaveTheUseless while Fatchurd remained loyal. He was assigned the task of murdering Don Singh and his sons Ranjeet and Squidy in an elevator. Following Rabe Maniels' death, Fatchurd sadly passed away after relapsing into a spotted dick addiction. His Manor and other assets were handed over to Fritz.
Personality[]
Fatchurd was incredibly greedy and crude in nature. As his name implies, Fatchurd was very fat but does not give a damn about his weight. He was also very naïve as he trusted his PA Neddie to no tomorrow only for it to later turn out that Neddie was working as a spy for Rabe Maniels. He doesn't seem to trust Fritz as much as Neddie and treats him like a punching bag. Fritz however ended up getting the last laugh as he got all of Fatchurd's money and estate following Fatchurd's death. He appears to not get on very well with the other Resistance members as they suspect him of being a rat. While he is very crude and sadistic, Fatchurd is loyal which he demonstrated by killing Neddie and later Don Singh and his sons all on the orders of the Resistance.
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