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| Richard Dawkins | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Clinton Richard Carl Dawkins |
| Also known as | Dictador, Dik-tator, Tater tot, New Olaf or sumfin, Stalin, Valirover, Dirty Atheist, Monster, Non-believer, Judgementer, The Judge, Spawn, Scorpion, Bryce Dawkins!????, Richy |
| Nationality |  British-American
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| Born | March 26th, 1941/59 BH |
| Age | 88 |
| Status | Alive for 7 years more |
| Cause of death/incarceration | None |
| Physical description | |
| Hair colour | White |
| Height | 5'10" |
| Weight | 83 kg |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Enemies | Religious folk Any people who believe in Gait Opponents of his dictatorship |
| Occupation(s) | Former British ethologist Evolutionary biologist Former author Politician Idol/Hero Court Judge (briefly) Politician |
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- "The only American goal in the region will be to liquidate all religious folk who live in foreign countries under international sponsorship. Gait's folly will fall! Ngl, god be a bit sus."
- — Dawkins and his threat to religious people
Richard Dawkins (born Clinton Richard Dawkins; 26 March 1941/59 BH) is a former British ethologist, evolutionary biologist, regular biologist, meme expert, former author and former politician who will be the dictator of U.S.A from 28 AH onwards thanks to Queen Almeida and the rise of the non-believers' power structure. He is an emeritus fellow of New College, Oxford, and was the University of Oxford's Professor for Palpatine Republic's Understanding of Science and Memes from 1995 until 18 AH. He'll school religious folk anywhere, AMT to Oxford! He rose to power as the leader of the New Atheist Party, becoming President of United States in 28 AH despite losing the popular vote like Frank Kenson and Lucas Borlinghathen or something. He will be one of the best US Presidents ever! Followed by the likes of the Borlinghathens, Obama, Jerry Banghcock, Edward Morgan I and James Monroe.
He is apparently in cahoots with Stephy.
History[]
Before being a dictator, Dawkins was known as a brainiac and a militant atheist, with his criticism of religion and intoleration to religious folks being astounding, especially those who worshipped Gait or Raiden, as he preferred Shao Kahn instead. In fact, he worships himself while kings and queens of Europe fought for decades the gods they made. In The Blind Watchmaker (24 BH), he is a court judge and argues against the watchmaker analogy, an argument for the existence of a supernatural creator based on the complexity of living organisms, such as Gait, but when faced when criticising Shinnok, he went quiet. Dawkins has also been a fan of Olaf Tutchenko and Joe Valirover (well, the Bolsheviks in general) due to their rather harsh views on religion and their success in exterminating some of it. He has received academic and writing awards and makes appearances on television, radio and the internet, predominantly discussing his books, atheism and his ideas and opinions as a pseudo-intellectual public performer. He is also a meme on the internet and an expert on memes.
There are rumours that he hasn't been an atheist since forever. He was reportedly baptised as a Protestant and became an atheist at age 10 because his mother didn't buy Nesquik on the way back as Gait didn't allow her to. As expected, he is one of the many atheists who are only atheists because they hold a grudge against lord Underpants. His extremist atheism would become more toxic during his adolescence however and he began to hate religions and swore to end religion, but only those he dun't like, he never says anything bad about Islam ever.
Dawkins has since become an ethologist and a writer of great books and won the hearts of many LGBT peeps.
On 30 June 2028, Dawkins announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America, not affiliated to any party altho he did serve the Clintons in the past, hence his first name. Dawkins emphasised issues of secular, free-healthcare state, theocracy and the defence of minorities, increasing energy independence, and waged war on climate change deniers, in a campaign that projected themes of hope and change, similar to Barack Hussein Obama.
Ted Cruz was nominated as the Republican candidate, and he selected jesus himself as his running mate. The two candidates engaged in three presidential debates in September and October 28 AH, most of which Richard won. On November 5, Dawkins won the presidency with 899 electoral votes to 112 received by Cruz. Dawkins won 98% of the vote to Cruz's 2%, despite losing the popular one, as Cruz depended on his hillbilly-styled supporters to win him the presidency. He became the first Atheist to be elected president. But little did the people know that Dawkins would be a great dictator as well.
Political Views[]
Like with all political figures, Richard Dawkins was seen by the leftists who hated him as a nazi while the conservatives called him a communist. However, Dawkins, with no shame whatsoever, identified himself as a simp feminist. He said that feminism is "extremely important" and "a political movement that deserves to be supported"! He was a horny guy anyway and this was one of the few reasons he actually supported feminism, he wasn't really that progressive. He himself also described himself as an environmentalist and a free-thinker, being a leftist, but still garnered some nasty nicknames, which can be seen in his infobox, tox. His VP was Stephy and his cabinet included Marge Simpsen (she had to give up her liberal christian views, tho), Lisa Simpsen, Greedo (who came to serve him from outer space), John Gray Jr., Leopold Strauss and his Ministry of Defence was run by Havik, despite being an anarchist all of his life and being the embodiment of chaos, but perhaps that's why he was serving as his deadly Defence Minister.
- Abortion: Pro
- Racial equality: Pro, neutral in the past
- LGBT rights: Pro
- Subsidised healthcare: Anti
- Gun control: Pro
- Ideology: Far to centre-Left
- Economic policy: Socialism or liberal capitalism for regular Americans, greedy capitalism for him and his Govt.
- Religious policy: Militant atheism
- War Policy: Pro-Military
- Protecting the environment: Pro
- Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro
Trivia[]
- His father read Botany at Oxford. He also read the holy Bible, unlike his son.
- He was an anti-Outworld war demonstrator during his time at UC Berkeley, simping for the aliens.
- The chair he sat on for so many years at Oxford was created specifically for him. Heck, it was a throne really.
- Most of his dozen of books are about Evolution, baby. Yeah, he is REALLY passionate about evolution, just like religious folks are about their gods.
- He was the 1st Atheist president of the United States and despite being called a dictator, he was nowhere near as brutal as Frank Kenson.
- Speaking of which, he ran back to England just before Kenson's Dictatorship took place, as he would have a hard time there.
- Carl Degrasse Dawkins is one of his most loyal followers. Carl's last name however, is only a coincidence.
A bust of Rich Dawkins once he became president. The A on it stands for Atheism.