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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  Southern American (Harlow),  Chinese (Liu)
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| Born | 22 October, 1854 (Harlow), 1977 (Liu) |
| Age | 163 (Harlow), 43 (Liu) |
| Status | Alive (Harlow), deceased (Liu) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown (both) |
| Hair colour | Black, brown (Harlow), grey, black (Liu) |
| Height | 5'10 (Harlow), 5'10 (Liu) |
| Weight | 77kg (Harlow), 80kg (Liu) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Shadow Wolf, Shao Kahn, Annie MacFarlane, Jack Swift, Bartlett, Ermac, Ferra & Torr, D'Vorah (former), Kotal Kahn (former), Grizzly, Victor Barzini, Black Dragon Clan, Queen Almeida, Jabba the Hutt, Black Elk Tribe (Harlow), Raiden, Sonya Blade, human Kung Lao, Shang Tsung (only in MK10), non-revenant Kitana, Johnny Cage, Sub-Zero, Kurtis Stryker, Bo' Rai Cho, White Lotus, Steven, Quan Chi, Shinnok, Nightwolf, Kabal, Smoke, Sindel, zombie Kitana, undead Kung Lao (only in MKX from Quan forward) |
| Enemies | Kotal Kahn, Mayor Griffon, Javier Diego, Falling Star, Colonel Daren, Pig Josh, Ugly Gang, American Army, Kitana, Baraka (Harlow), Shao Kahn, Shinnok, Almeida, Cetrion, Brotherhood of Shadow, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Mileena, Drahmin (Liu Kang) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Dead Revolver, Red Dead Garlic bread (DLC), Mortal Kombat X, Rootin' Tootin', Cowboy Shootin' (mentioned) (Harlow), Mortal Kombat I, MK II, MK III, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (cameo), Mortal Kombat: Return of The Dragon King, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe, Mortal Kombat X, Mortal Kombat 12 (Liu) |
| Voiced by (English) | Robert Bogue, Troy Baker (Harlow), Joshua Y. Tsui, Robin Shou, Tom Choi, Peter Chao, Ho Sung Pak (Liu) |
Red Harlow VS Liu Kang is the twenty-first installment of EERB and the tenth episode of Season 2. It features Mortal Kombat Champion and martial arts expert, Liu Kang, rapping against famous old western bounty hunter, Red Harlow. It was released on November 12th, 2012.
Lyrics[]
Liu Kang (1st Verse):[]
I got the rifest fists of fury that the world ever saw!
Marshall's Law copies me and I defeated Voldo, that modafaka with claws!
How can you sleep more sith with my fist in yo' jaw!?
Don't need guns to serve ya, I'mma just say "Waaataaaw!"
Your work, it bores us. You're backstabing like Judas.
I'm the king of nunchucks! I fauked up Shao Kahn!
I trained in the superior Jeet Kune Do, I did some Wing Chun.
Here's my two finger bush-up; Kung F-U!
Red Harlow (1st Verse):[]
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jericho or Jagger.
But I'll rip your s faster than a Pu-Pu Platter.
You're in too much gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks.
You shoulda spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.
You don't belong in a fighting tournament, you belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead (spits), make my iPod.
These little dances you do don't threaten me, Liu.
Fak you, dude. I even squint better than you.
Liu Kang (2nd Verse):[]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly!
I would mess up your face, but Osama did it for me!
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of yo' million dollar $ babies.
You were cool in the 1880's, maybe, but now you're just crazy!
A man who betrays people who are half-gods...
Is a type of guy who is useless as Mishima's fahing bots (kicks broken parts of JACK at Harlow)!!!
Red Harlow (2nd Verse):[]
(Shots JACK's parts outtah his way)
You feelin' lucky, punk? Data unmasking.
Ya'll can't be too tough, you got killed by two sorcerers doing zing.
And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker.
Leave the rappin' and fightin' to me, stick to Chinese checkers.
I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable.
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.