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Ratfak Plahta was born on October 5th, 1914, and is an ugly character of a TV show called Slniecko, which was a children's educational show in former Czechoslovakia until those commies broke up and until Benton Tarantella and Erron von Strausberg bought the rights to the show and made into snuff horror series.
Ratfak made it his duty to serve the good children of Czechoslovakia and poison their hearts with hope and socialist propaganda. He did so from the years of 1979-1994.
Bio[]
Ratfak Plahta, from the years of 1979-1994 in gregorian calendar (which is fake), encouraged children to go to church and suck that jewboy's cok. Slniecko (the sithy show Ratfak was on), came on every Sunday, thus giving children something to watch instead of going to church as he saw that the kids found it boring. Ratfak also taught children to never question what others told them, especially if the person was elderly, like Ratfak or better yet; a member of the parliament. His tendency to lie went through the children as they could never tell right from wrong or lie from truth, saying lies like the Earth is flat or that god loves them or some similar crap. Although Ratfak did not play a huge role in stopping capitalism and break-up of Czechoslovakia, he hated every second of it and raged like a caveman when Czechoslovakia fell apart and only made it through life with some pills provided to him by the Dixmor Project after he spoke with James Dixmor.
Poopularity[]
Ratfak Plahta skyrocketed in popularity in 2017 when some videos about him pooped up on YouTube by some crazy Englishman who worked for Clurkicus. Plahta became an internet celebrity. He was seen as creepy and rightfully so, for he became a vicious rapist, but could also be nice and silly. He was later explained and exposed as being a bad person by Lucius Wagner under Clurkicus' orders. After that, Ratfak's name was cleared as being a spineless rapist and sexist, while Strausberg's propaganda machine was put in motion and him and Benton Tarantella were seen as superheroes number 1! Numero uno, baby, yeah!
Beef with Mr. Noseybonk[]
In 2020, while Ratfak was visiting England, he heard of a Mr. Noseybonk, whomst was running around stabbing 2 people because he was angry that Mr. Bean was more loved than him or some crap. Ratfak, fearing for the safety of his ugly face and life, decided to put a stop to Mr. Noseybonk's reign of terroro but to no avail.
Ratfak tried telling Noseybonk to stop and save him from disaster, but no... Hell nah! To the nah, nah! Noseybonk charged at Rat and attempted to stab him. He dodged the attack and ran away like a cobadre but Noseybonk was arrested and died from COVID-19.
Unfortunately, this SOB's still alive... Butt not for long, ahahahahahahahahah!
Trivia[]
- He taught thousands of children how it's not safe to play with electricity for it is a capitalist creation, created by that fatty Thomas Edison, while he supported Nikola Tesla and said the children may only play with Tesla's creations. However, that should've had backfired when some of them died from electrocution, but Ratfak never took responsibility for it, thus was never charged by the cops.
- He likes mimes and memes where chad destroys the virgin, showing Ratfak's fragile masculinity.
- He has 4 legs, which would mean that he has 2 coks, the Hell? He really is a strange fella, ain't he?
- He likes to dance and sing and spit into the drinks at Starbucks.
- He low-key supported Joe Valirover.
- He once cummed so hard to some fotos of Lincoln Clay he had to change the sheets of his bed 3 times in a row, while Tony Montana, as he was in Cuba, had to eat octopus seven dhays a week! 7 DHAYS A WEEK! Watcha' gonna do? Watch him jerk off too?