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The stuff he sells is "pure", it seems.
The Quaker Oats Guy is a member of the Barney Bunch. He appears on the front box of every Quaker Oats product. He always has a creepy AF smile on every box. His real name is unknown but is rumoured to either be William or Jim plus he is really, REALLY old. He does dirty work for the Barney Bunch by hiding behind aisles at grocery stores and Walmart locations in order to see if anyone buys any Quaker Oats product. If they don’t, he goes to their house and kills them using a sharp knife. He is just as sadistic as the other Barney Bunch members, and just like the Barney Bunch, Teletubbies, and Wiggles, he keeps it hidden.
Numerous students at the Dixmor Academy may or may not like his product.