Punsie McKale is the 7 Sea's most famous comedian, and is known for his puns that are able to make anybody laugh.
McKale is a sailor who became a comedian when he was making some puns one day and they made everybody around him laugh like mad. He figured he is quite good at 'em. Their laughter made Punsie happy and he figured he could make money off of it. Indeed, Punsie realised he can make a better living off of puns and comedy rather than being a sailor and getting sea sick all the time.
Punsie is still a sailor, tho, and he does his sailing job whenever he can when he isn't doing his comedy routine. But his comedy is so well-done and funny and successful, he is known by everyone from Stormalong Harbour as the top jokester.
Bio[]
Punsie grew up to become a mediocre sailor, but he eventually found new fame and fortune when he became a comedian from his amazing comedy skills, being able to whip up a pun or joke in an instant, any pun rlly. Sooner or later he has reached celebrity status in the comedy scene, being known by everyone across the Seven seas.
In 130 BH (date written on the bakc), he and Peppermint Larry, owner of the saloon known as Candy Barrel, went head-to-head, face-to-face in The Stormalong Pun-off, in which Punsie showed his dark side and owned him completely. He made Peppermint Larry cry and run away like a Nintendo fan when someone insults anything Nintendo. Flapjack insulted his jokes back, making the audience laugh, so Punsie became a bit nervous and he made colour rhymes to disorient poor Flapjack, before throwing a sandwich at him and pissing on his fainted-out body. He then farted in his face and continued to crack some yolks, aka jokes.
However, he was defeated by Flapjack and K'nuckles' unintentional slapstick act, which the people of Stormalong thought was funnier than his puny puns. After this, Punsie became friends with his rival, Peppermint Larry, as the two were united by the same fate, huh huh. However, this friendship would only last a month, before Punsie would go back to his old ways and bully Larry until he would get sleepless nights, full of nightmares, every night. Punsie is one sadistic SOB alright.
What Punsie does currently today is unknown, but he is probably still a stand-up comick.
Quotes[]
- "Why don't you make it 10 stories and then jump?"
- "Oh yes! My heart quivers with delight!"
- "How do you stop an s-hole baby from crying? Hit the fuaker with a brick!"
- "Why did Sally fall off a swing? She had no arms! Knock-knock! Who TF is it? Not Sallie!"
- "Ha! Is that supposter scare me!?"
- "You look yella'!"
- "You look green with envy!"
- "Queen of Denial? More like Queen of the Nile or sum crap!"
- "I can see! (Covers his eyes) Now I can nazi!"
- "You are nuts, squirrel! NUTS!"
- "Ligma? Ligma bowels!"
- "Sugma! Sugma what? SUGMA DIK!"
- "Boffa what? Boffa deez nuts!"
- "Wilma? Wilma bowls fit in your mouth, son?"
- "Oh, you're Sugondese? Sugon... DEEZ NUTS!"
- "Yo momma's so fat they'll hafta' reinforce her coughing!"
- "I meant coffin, haha!"
- "Yo momma is so stupid, she got diabetes!"
Trivia[]
- He resembles Shigeru Miyamoto, the kid from Mad, and some of the Beatles, it seems.
- Punsie McKale is so funny, he makes people say ‘LOL’ and ‘LMAO’ unironically and IRL as well.
- Other then puns, he also tells yo mama jokes, like Brody Foxx.
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