Pig Slaves

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Pig Slaves are human/pig hybrids who serve as mindless minions for the London Underground Crime Syndicate. They used to be people, until they were experimented on by Professor John Marcus, not Perry. Grrrr! 'Cuz that Indian Gang just got Greenville Barry.

Biography[]

Marcus first started using them in 2006, after he had his left-hand-man Mr Crane kidnap a group of homeless people to be unknowingly experimented on. He transformed the homeless people into the Pig slaves, and they served his first batch. Marcus began developing more and more slaves, using Crane to kidnap waves of unsuspecting homeless and elderly people. In 2009, when undercover police detective Sam Bramsberry (I'm Samuel Bramsberry!) infiltrated the Syndicate, he discovered that the pigs only live for a week each which is why Marcus has to be kidnapping people to make new ones.

These days[]

When they were left without leadership, sith that meant somethin' to 'em, they recently began running out to the streets yelling for pasta and chips. Their presence in the city has been brought to the American Army general Reupert Wonga who has refused to look into it, but has asked some of his spies in London to keep an eye out just in case.

Role in The Syndicate[]

The Pig Slaves serve as thugs, protectionists, and security guards for the Syndicate. They protect Bill Sykes's businesses, protect senior members of the Syndicate, serving as bodyguards, and roam the streets as common street thugs do. They also serve as assistants in Marcus' lab, and help out other members of the Syndicate. They also perform the more manual labour tasks like washing up clothes, cooking meals, and cleaning floors, something Damon Redwood isn't wishing to do.

Known members[]

Lazlow Jones

Powers and abilities[]

The Pig Slaves have no real powers, but are immensely strong and have a passion for loyalty, and are able to handle themselves in any fight. They have the ability to alert their other brethren if one of them is in trouble via a telekinetic link between them. They are also incredibly fast, and nearly impossible to outrun.

Personality and traits[]

The Pig Slaves cannot talk at all 'cept for Lazlow Jones who was only half experimented on, giving him the ability to speak and live much longer than the others. They are very aggressive, and will attack anyone who they perceive as a threat even if it's just some old lady carrying ma' groceries or someone walking their dog or some other pet. They are also not very bright, but are smart enough to cook meals, wash dishes, and clean up everywhere as well as help Marcus with some of his experiments, making them maids as well, of sorts. They are incredibly attached to one another, and alert each other via telekinesis if one of them is in danger. They also mourn the loss of their fallen comrades when one of them dies. The pigs can only communicate to other people by snorting or growling, other than that they are completely non-verbal.

Trivia[]

They are not related to Hamm the Pig, Simon Pig, and Piggsy as they used to be humans, and were only genetically modified into pigs. No, they aren't related to Bingo Bartelli neither.
They only live for a week before dying a very painful and agonising death, hehe.
Simple illnesses such as the common cold, the flu, or even just food poisoning can be lethal for the Pigs, and can kill them instantly. God knows what COVID-19 could do to them then, lmao.
They have a very weak immune system, and can only eat vegetables, and nothing with salt on it.
- Salt causes them to explode into smithereens! BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!!
  - They also explode if they have peanut butter or eggs in their mouth.
N Gin who serves as Marcus' chief scientist advised him to not use the pigs as his servants as they don't last nearly long enough, but Marcus was having none of that, and is still continuing to use them.
US Army General Reupert Wonga has got his spies from London watching them.
Marcus has shown some of the Pig Slaves to Harold Saxon and Gary Bluechart who both approve highly of them, and had even hired some of them as security guards.
Since he is only of them to be able to speak and live longer than a week, Lazlow has been made the commander of the Pig Slaves.
The Pig slaves don't receive any respect or thanks for the full hard work they do. Leading to some people setting up a petition called 'pig lives matter', which aims to get the pigs better treatment in the workplace. However, none of these fuaks are vegan or vegeterian at all, so they don't help jack crap.
It is unknown how they are going to be used in Harold Saxon's plot, or if they are at all. They probably won't be used by Bluechart, doe, even if the 9-Man Clan did fall apart.