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| Perry Sawyer | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Perry Sawyer |
| Also known as | Perry, Parry, Saw, pink guy, pink gally guy, pinkie, pink bertah, Pink apron |
| Nationality |  African-American
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| Born | 18 June, 1974/36 BH |
| Age | 43 |
| Status | ?, probably dead |
| Birthplace | America |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Bald |
| Ethnicity | Black |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Weight | 67kg |
| Blood type | AB+ |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Smileys, White Rabbit, James Stalker, his wife (former) |
| Enemies | His wife, James Earl Cash |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Manhunt |
| Voiced by (English) | Patrick McCartney |
Perry Sawyer is a member of the Smileys gang from Manhunt 2, who wears a pink blouse and skirt. He reveals many things about his past through his constant cries thanks to the abuse he gets from James Earl Cash.
Biography[]
At some point in life, Perry was married and had two daughters, but was a heavy drinker and cheated on his deer wife constantly. His wife would nag to Perry constantly, either remarking about his cheating or his alcoholism while he would be taking big, diarrhoea-styled dumps on the toilet and smoking a cigarette. Eventually his wife nagged him too death, literally and drove him mad, leading Perry to kill her with a crowbar despite his girls being present.
This caused the neighbours to call the police and Perry was sent to the Dixmor Asylum, where he eventually went insane and put on woman's clothes and a smiley mask, pretending to be his nagging wife, the cops or his psychiatrist – but occasionally made comments about her. When James Stalker got control of the prison systems thanks to some bribes, Perry joined the Smileys gang and was employed by Stalker in his newest snuff, horror movie: Sudden Violence.
Quotes[]
- "Please Perry, stop! I love you!"
- "No Perry, think again! Think of the kids! Think of the goddam kids!"
- "I only wanted what's the best for you, for us!"
- "Why are you doing this!?"
- "Please Perry, calm down!"
- "No, Perry. Not in front of the kids, no! NO SECKS!"
- "It's the drink, Perry! Think of what you are doing, please!"
- "I'm warning you, you drunk – stop trying to freak me out!"
- "I'm tired of your drunken games, honey. Come to bed, huh?"
- "Kids, can you see your father? 'Cause he's around here somewhere, drunk again!"
- "Stay in your room, kids! Mommy and daddy have to talk!"
- "Stupid biatch got what she deserved!"
- "Oh Perry... What have you done!? Goddam it, Perry!"
- "Just hide your head in the sink, with kids growing up scared of their father!"
- "I don't like these games honey, you're starting to scare me!"
- "Girls, keep an eye out for your father, he's playing up again!"
- "Honey, I know you're here someplace! Girls, go back up to bed and don't you dare come back down!"
- "Kids, call the sheriff! Daddy's been drinking again!"
- "Mr. Sawyer... Mister Sawyer! Ur drunken ass is under arrest!"
- "Parry, stop it! I'll scream and then the neighbours will come running!"
- "That's the last straw, Perry! It's gone too far, I'm calling your councillor!"
- "Are you not aware of what you've just done, Mr. Sawyer? How about some more cortexa, eh?"
- "Help, somebody! Help somebody, please it's Parry! He's high on liquor again!"
- "Mr. Sawyer, please join us for dinner when you've finally taken your meds."
- "Perry, you're home! I was worried to death!"
- "Here he is! Stinking of drinking and that woman!"
- "Stupid, two-timing, drunken, lazy, worthless, unfit, father!"
- "I just wouldn't shut up. Nag, nag, nag. He had no choice but to beat me to death with that crowbar. :)"
- "Girls! Where are you girls?! Don't be afraid of your daddy."
- "Raspberry waffles, strawberry waffles, blonde hairy waffles."
- "GET DOWN, MR. SAWYER AND PUT DOWN THE DAM CROWBAR!"
- "Oh, you worthless, stupid, drunk! Lock that door!"
- "He skipped off to see that whore again. Open the door, kids!"
- "Perry, PERRY!??! Where is that shit?!"
- "Mr. Sawyer, time to take your meds and then fuak off to bed!"
- "Sit tight, Perry."
Trivia[]
- Like with Enrico Noriega, Perry has a very girly and flamboyant voice.
- He is the only African-American smiley.
- Similar to most other Loonies, he is bold.
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