Joseph "Peppermint" Larry is the owner of The Candy Barrel. He is also the husband of Candy Wife, dam it.
Peppermint Larry has always liked candy, ever since he was a small child. So he had always dreamed of opening up a candy store. But he also suffered from loneliness, so he built a person out of candy to serve him company, that person was Candy Wife, then known as Candy Friend, Candy ex-Wife and Candy Wife again. They hung out but as the time went on, Peppermint Larry started falling in love with the Candy Friend, and at the age of 27, got married to her. At the age of 29, he opened The Candy Barrel, a saloon that served nuffin butt candies.
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Peppermint Larry moved to Edmonton, Canada in 2012 with the plans of relocating The Candy Barrel. He did this and now his business is booming like never before, now that every Canuck is coming and going to his candy store. Even Russell visits his Candy Barrel for some fresh candies.
Sometime in 2016, he was criticised by some for having sex with an inanimate object, with that object being his Candy Wife. Peppermint Larry started crying because of this and he was so offended by that claim that he banned everybody from his bar for a week in order for him to recover. He eventually did as he says Candy Wife is not an inanimate object in his heart, but a real person, a real deal sex appeal.
Friendships[]
Candy Wife[]
Peppermint Larry loves Candy Wife with all his heart, with him always listening and obeying her like the simp he is. He'd never cheat on her even though she had an affair with Captain K'nuckles and Rocky Balboa.
Punsie McKale[]
Larry is good friends with Punsie, as they've known each other for a long time.
Sans[]
Sans sometimes visits to eat candy but he annoys everybody by being a slob, telling jokes he saw from Adam Sandler movies, and not being respectful towards others. For these reasons Sans is banned from The Candy Barrel for being a nuisance and an obstacle.
Likes and Dislikes[]
Likes[]
Candy, making money, being successful, nice customers, Candy Wife being happy, jokes, his own wiener, his candy drinks, candy island, his wife's tight hole, lots of muneh, his glasses, just getting money, his store.
Dislikes[]
Sans being dumb, not making money, mean customers, Candy Wife being mad and upset, feeling like a failure, evil customers, bad breath, snow, K'nuckles, Candy Wife cheating on him, dirty aprons, bad tea, evil juice, pickles.
Trivia[]
- His daughter, Candy Daughter, died at the age of 16 because of her hulking size. She was like 20 feet tall. But maybe Lord Azazel just got jealous of her size and destroyed her! "Gonna be the enemy, gonna smile & destroy!"
- In fact, it was possibly implied that Larry didn't even like Candy Daughter as he gave her away as a prize to Orinion.
- His name is similar to Peppermint Pepey's.
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