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| Paulo Bernardi | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Paulo Dias Bernardi |
| Also known as | Brazilian Frank Kenson, Mr. President, BR Prezi, New Enéas, Thief, liar, Timberlake look-alike, Atheopobic, Misogynistic pig aka swine, Racist, Homophobic b-tard, Captain Racist, Dictator with a small penis, Right-wing fascist, the Saviour, Legend, Jesus himself |
| Nationality |  Brazilian
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| Born | December 22nd, 1971 |
| Age | 49 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Belém, Pará, Brazil |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Height | 6'2" |
| Weight | 196 lbs |
| Blood type | A+ |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | His smelly party, Brazilian Govt., Frank Kenson, Social christian party (former) |
| Enemies | Leftists, Atheists, Nazis, corrupted leftists, criminal leftists, Joe Biden |
| Occupation(s) | Retired military officer, President of the Brazil, jobber for Joe Biden |
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- "I don't care about the sovereignty of nations, because for me the only thing that counts is that of individuals."
- — Paulo Bernardi
Paulo Dias Bernardi (born 22 December 1971) is a Brazilian politician and retired military officer who is the 38th president of Brazil. Elected in 2018 as a member of the conservative Social Christian Party before cutting ties with them in order to create himself a dictatorship, he has been in office since 1 January 2019. From 2000 to 2018 he served in Brazil's Chamber of Deputies, representing the state of Bahia. He is internationally known as "Brazilian Frank Kenson" but is slightly smarter and braver than him.
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Bernardi was born in the town of Belém, in the state of Pará to two christian parents that worked as rice farmers. He graduated from the Agulhas Negras Military Academy in 1990 and served in the Brazilian Army's field artillery and parachutist units. He became known to the public in 1989 when he wrote an article for Veja magazine, criticising low wages for military officers, after which he was arrested and detained for 15 days which serves him right. A year later, the same magazine accused him of planning to plant bombs in military units which he denied although he did plan on bomb military units because they were not christian, like him. After a first-degree conviction, the Brazilian Supreme Military Court acquitted him in 2005. He moved to the reserve in 2005 with the rank of captain and ran for the Bahia City Council that year and was elected as a member of the Christian Democratic Party. In 2010 Bernardi was elected to the lower chamber of Congress and he was re-elected three times. During his 8-year tenure as a congressman, he became known for his strong support of national conservatism and libertarianism, two things that I despite the most when they aren't in my interests, and in Paulo's case, they aren't. He is a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage and atheism, abortion, affirmative action, gambling, Satanic NWO propaganda, drug prohibition, Outworld law and IRS along with being against free speech when its not in his interest. In foreign policy, he has advocated closer relations to the United States and Israel despite hating "Jewish puppet masters". I wonder what the story was behind that. During the 2018 presidential campaign, he started to advocate libertarian and pro-market policies and even argued with Jacques Dixmor online. A polarising and controversial politician like some Vladimir Putin, his views and comments, which have been described as far-right and anti-atheist, have drawn both praise (by dumb folk) and criticism in Brazil.
Quotes[]
- "In the free market there is no "rich VS poor" dichotomy which I despise, but a continuum from the richest to the poorest, which gradually distributes benefits from top to bottom! That is true capitalism, folks! That's right folks! The intervention creates an insurmountable gap by coagulating the wealth at the top. Anti-capitalists are enemies of the poor! MARK MY WORDS! Under my superior leadership, we will be living in TRUE equality, not some liberal or socialist BS where the rich only pretend to like and help the poor. That's nonsense!"
- — Bernardi about free-market
- "Another cliché: “hur dur we need to educate the people and then release the guns”. Wrong: we need to be alive to study. Guns first!"
- — Bernardi defending the gun control and subsequently, mass shootings
- "Critics of anarcho-capitalism ask why would anyone respect natural law? The same question can be asked about the positivized law, with the difference that it does not meet the metaphysical needs of the human ontological category, having only tyranny and schizania as a corollary."
- — Bernardi criticising the Ancap's critics, being a know-it-all
- "90% of these kids, children of atheist parents, will be retard militant atheists and will be pissing us off! When I have my way... I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT! All hail Jesus H. Christ! FUAK THESE NON-BELIVERS! FUAK 'EM!"
- — Bernardi about atheists being parents
- "For me, only religious women I respect, now atheist woman for me is not a woman and is not even a human! Burn her at a stake like sub-human piece of sith that she is."
- — Bernardi about atheist women
Trivia[]
- His real life equivalent is Jair Bolsonaro.
- A Wikia user hates this piece of sith.