Starting Life
This is a story about Patrick P Pennyschwee. The story takes place in Hamburg becuase Patrick is richest fat guy in Germany. He started his life in a small flat in the center of Hamburg his mother were crying becuase her Cuban cigars were out. Yes she smoked handrolled Cuban cigars while pregnant. Patrick's dad was a brokenhearted man becuase his Kentucky supreme Bourboun had fallen out of the drinking cabinet and into Patrick's fathers head making him unconscious in the process. it was a real ballyhoo i can assure you and under all circumstances the radio played Lemon Tree by Fools Garden (Its a banger that one)
School Years
After Patricks birth who could be discribed as a circus number. The school years for Patrick P Pennyschwee was rough business. He started to have 5 bully victims who he would toss to the ground and sit on their backs and say "let's go little pony you are late to the riding competition" and than he would make his fellow classmates gallop around the school yard while he would laugh and whip them with his 1 meter/ (39 inch) ruler. Patricks parent liked how he treated his classmates probably becuase they were devilry sadisitic bureaucrat a-holes. But the school insisted that Patrick would have to leave becuase of his fetish for riding on classmates backs, but also his manners. So the little bastar... Ehm i mean Patrick had to go to a private school in his own home and that's were Patrick will start his career with drugs, sex, cheating, murder, alcoholism and late evenings with his footbath.... But now the narrator's voice is... get-...-ing tired... *Yawn* ZZZzzzzzz