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Paperguy John
Paperguy Jhon
Nickname(s) Johnny P, Paperguy, John, Newspaperguy John
Appears in Rootin' Tootin', Cowboy Shootin', Red Dead Garlic bread part I
Rank Newspaper seller
Affiliations Thief's Town, the printing officers
Status Deceased
Killed By Wolves
Birth Unknown, 1833/167 BH, Texas, United States of America
Death Sometime in May, 1914/86 BH, Texan wilderness, USA
Weapon Some old, dusty revolver
Voice Actor ?
"War broke out in Europe! A BIG-AS WAR BROKE OUT IN ! GET YOUR PAPER! WORLD WAR I! BE ALL - YOU CAN GET IT DONE!"
— Paperguy John reporting on war

Paperguy John is a minor character featured in Red Dead Garlic bread (first seen in "American West" chapter) and a cameo or minor one as well in RTCS.

Info[]

Not much is known of Johnny's background, safe for when he was born and where (state only) and that he seemed to have been a newspaper seller his entire life.

Interactions[]

Paperguy John can be found selling newspapers in Thief's Town, either at the beginning of it, near Granger's General store, or at the end of it, near a hostel. He can be talked to and the player can buy papers from him... for a price.

Death[]

According to a newspaper (lol), John died sometime in the wilderness after reporting about the War in Europe. Apparently, he wanted to go camping, but two cougars or mountain Lions, saw him and attacked him, then ate him.

Trivia[]

  • If the player tries to rob him, he will pull out his old dusty, butt trusty revolver to defend himself.
  • His nickname stems from the fact that he sells newspapers.
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