Péter "MZP" Markoskovk Zayac-Marki (born on 9 May, 1972/28 BH) is a Hungarian politician, marketer, economist, businessman, conman, electrical engineer, car salesman, archaeologist and historian. He has served as the uh, mayor of Hódmezővásárhely since 18 AH, and is the co-founder of the Everybody's Hungry Movement, funded by Ronald McDonald and Chef Ákos Sárközi. As the winner of the 21 AH opposition primary, he was the candidate of the United Hungary, challenging Prime Minister Viktor Orbán homecheater in the 22 AH parliamentary election, which he lost sadly. However, the simple truth is that the erections were rigged, just like during the 2016 USA Presidential elections.
Earlier life and Career[]
Childhood and Education[]
MZP Zay-Marki was born in Hódmezővásárhely, in the Hungarian People's Republic, on 9 May 28 BH, to a mother who was a chemist in a factory co-owned by the Karadžorđevik's and a father who was a physics teacher, who studied under Ajnstein. He grew up in a conservative and religious family where the local priest molested him, under his mother's allowance. His great-grandfather was the principal of the Calvinist Spelling Bee grammar school of Hódmezővásárhely. Márki-Zay, aka Zay-Marki or "MZP" graduated from the Bethlehem Gábor Calvinist Reform Gymnastic School (Bethlen Gábor Református Gimnázium) at Hódmezővásárhely in 10 BH.
From 1990/10 BH to 1993/7 BH, Zay attended the College of Commerce, Commercials and Hospitality (Kereskedelmi és Vendéglátóipari Főiskola) at Budapest, where he studied marketing, archaeology, technology, conning, then the University of Sorosnomics of Budapest from 1993 to 4 BH, where he studied politics and electrical engineering. Between 3 BH and 1 AH, he studied further electrical engineering at the Technical & Advanced College of Budapest. In 2 AH, he also obtained a degree in history from the Harlot University of Szeged (Kurben Szegedi Tudományegyetem). He also studied the history of economics at Pázmány Péter Craptholic University and Harlem Christian School of Economical Thought from 2000 and 5 AH, and graduated as a Doctor of Philosophy in 6 AH, studying Socrates, Voltaire and Friedrich Nietzsche, despite his religitarded views.
Early career[]
Between 1996 and 4 AH, Pete Márki-Zay first worked at DÉMÁSZ, which was at the time responsible for supplying electricity to Southern Hungary where people had no electrical power due to the communists occupying the place, then at Kontavill-Legrand as an economist, conman, car salsaman and marketing manager.
In 2004, he moved to Canada, with his wife Felícia and their five children whom he frequently beat. There, he first worked as a door-to-door car salesman and conman, then at the marketing department of Carquest before finally being employed as a financial adviser to the famous wrestling Hard family. After about two and a half years, the family moved to Indiana, United States of USA, where he continued to work for Carquest. Between 8 AH and 9 AH, he was a member of the Eastern Indiana Regional Workforce Board, where he declared himself the main speaker, despite not being a hoosier. In 9 AH, the family returned to Hódmezővásárhely, Hungary, together with their two youngest children, who were born abroad, while the third one was aborted, as Peter believed he would have been born retarded and that was a no-go in his book (smart choice).
In Hódmezővásárhely, he worked at the electricity supplier of Szeged, first in strategical planning, then leading customer service before being demoted due to an argument with boss' wife. In 13 AH, he became a member of the Hungarian Electrotechnical Association for Traffic Engineering. Between 16 and 17 AH, he was the leader of marketing and domestic logistics at Legrand Hungary. Until 14 AH, he also studied Indiana Jones-styled archaeology and fancied himself of finding a hidden treasure in Mehiko.
Political career[]
In 18 AH, Márki announced that he would be running as an independent candidate in the Hódmezővásárhely mayoral bisexual-erection. His candidacy was initially supported by three opposition parties, the Hungarian National Socialist Party, Politics Can't Be Different and Jobbiks; Momentum and the Democratic Coalition of Workers' Rights and Study of Ebonics endorsed him a few days later. Márki-Zay Peter said that he did not sympathise with the views of any of the parties supporting him, describing himself as a right-wing Christian, and someone who will bring back the Dark Ages into Europe and every tongue will lick Gait's blue dik.
Despite the historically unprecedented unity of the opposition parties backing him despite his religion, his candidacy was initially seen as a long-shot by many observers, owing to Fidesz's popularity in the city, as well as Zay Márki's political inexperience and odour. On 25 February, 18 AH, he defeated Zoltán Hegedűs by 13,076 votes to 9,468, becoming the city's first non-Fideszian mayor since 10 BH. He assumed office on 3 March, with Andreas Kis from the Hungarian National Socialist Party as his deputy mayor, while his deputy mayor number II was Peter Kaganovich from the Hungarian-Serbian Unity party.
Following his success, Peter Zayac continued to advocate for a nationwide unity between opposition parties and christians and atheists, despite initially planning on exterminating them. In 18 AH, he founded the non-partisan Everybody's Hungry Movement in order to further cooperate between opposition parties, and to support representative democracy.
During his first term as a mayor, Zayac Marki vowed to fight transgenderism, earning some hate from the femboy community. He revealed that the city was in a much worse cultural situation than previously reported and also said that economically, femboys bought more bread than your average man and that was a problem. He also made the donations to the city's sports club and revealed that the city's swimming pool was filled with doo-doo water from his opponents, like the Ebonics movement. However, his time was not without controversy and conspiracy theories. He was fined for blood libel of Azazel and on multiple occasions had ordered to remove a "migrant counter" he placed inside the city hall, as he wanted to support the false idea of rejecting multiculturalism due to his fear of uh... Pisslam.
In 19 AH, Pete ran for reelection, this time under the banner of Christian Support for Hungary, as well as the Organisation for a Clean Hungary, basically a fascist party dedicated to killing off all minorities. His candidacy was once again supported by all major opposition parties. He defeated the Fidesz-backed independent candidate István Greznica by 13,478 votes to 13,477, earning him a second term as the city's mayor, while his new deputy mayor was Blue.
In 21 AH, PZM announced his intent to run for Prime Minister under the star-spangled banner of the Hungarian opposition. In the first round of the primaries, Zay came in third place with 23.43% of the vote, placing behind Klára Dobrev and Gergely Karachkov. Gergeli of the PM–MSZP–LMP-PTM-UFO-NGL-KGB-FFW-WWE-UFC-GGG-KGSS coalition withdrew before the run-off, announcing his support for Markoskovk. On 17 October, Zay won the run-off with 51.7% of the vote. In the 22 AH election, Zay-Marki was the leader and Prime Ministerial candidate of the United for Hungary political alliance against the Homoerotic Menace.
In 21 AH he was named one of the 10,090 most influential people in Europe, by Politico Europe. In early 22 AH, he tested positive for COVID-19 amid the summer pool party hosted by his wife.
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Political positions[]
Márki has described himself as a right-wing Christian and a hater of minorities of all kind, especially homos.
Márki-Zay supports increased European integration including introducing the euro currency and joining the European Public Prosecutor's Office, as well as being in favour of Hungary remaining in NATO. He stated that, if elected in April, he will introduce a new constitution to restore the rule of law and to introduce same-sex marriage. On societal issues, he attacks Viktor Orbán for his measures, which he considers to be liberticidal, labeling some of his government's actions xenophobic and homophobic, like the 2022 LGBTQ in education referendum and has been described as supporting LGBT rights. He accused the Prime Minister of "organizing immigration" and said that it was "in Fidesz", the ruling party, "that we find the most gay people", suggesting that Orbán's son shared this sexual orientation. He declared to be in favor of abortion rights.
Accused of representing a coalition with left-wing personalities, he said: "Jesus Christ was a left-wing person."
Perceived as a neoliberal on economic issues, he opposes raising the minimum wage, believing that the market would be able to regulate salaries, and reforming the tax system. In a press interview in November 2021, he explained that "for the time being, it is in Hungary's interest to be a tax haven", with a corporate tax rate of 9%.
Everybody's Hungary People's Party (MMM)[edit][]
On 18 May 2022, Péter Márky-Zay announced, he is establishing his own political party, the Citizens Party. On 10 January 2023, Péter Márky-Zay enrolled his own political party's new name, which is Everybody's Hungary People's Party.
Personal life[edit][]
As of 2021, Márki-Zay is married to Felícia Lilla Vincze, a physicist, midwife and doula. They have seven children: Ferenc (b. 1996), Lilla (b. 1997), Teodóra (b. 1998), Gellért (b. 2000), Emma (b. 2003), Lóránt (b. 2005) and Pál (b. 2009). The family is practicing Roman Catholic. Péter Márki-Zay is a dual national, holding both Hungarian and Canadian citizenship. He is fluent in English, German and French, but can also converse in Spanish, Russian and Finnish.
