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- "The desert, barren wasteland known as Orinion has long been under a fascist dictatorship thanks to Azazel's unstoppable and unspeakable power. As long as the city or a village or whatever the case may be, worships the Keeper of the Dead and obeys his commands everything is fine, but step out of line... and it's never-ending torture and humiliation."
- — Gwen on Orinion
Orinion is a planet in the Mortal Kombat series and all other franchises on this Wiki that are in Redwood's universe.
It is the most powerful planet in the Universe since Lord Azazel has taken over all of existence until Queen Almeida removed some of his powers.
About Orinion[]
Orinion is a large, desert planet created by the Elder Gods as a place for vacation when one feels like visiting the Sahara desert or something.
However, the planet had weak leadership and was easily conquered by Azazel after he teleported himself to Orinion before Zaggot could kill him.
Sometime later, Lord Farquaad proclaimed himself as the ruler of Duloc City which Azazel allowed as long as he paid his and the sity's loyalties, respect and weekly fee to him.
Azazel later appointed Ichabod Crane as the Mayor of Fabletown, one of the planet's largest cities, after killing the former mayor.
Not too long ago, Azazel appointed Prince Charlie as the legislative manager or leader of his planet, but the King (Charlie's father) would get imprisoned for resisting his purple rule.
Governor Kravendish holds a lot of power on the planet as well, particularly governmental.
The Dark Side of Orinion is the most arrogant, dangerous and evil place one can find when travelling around the planet. It is full of Azazel's personal army of hitmen and the Mayor Ichabod Crane can also be spotted walking around the place with his own army of bodyguards and female assassins. However, that isn't at all surprising since it is the location of Pyramid of Azazel. Most of the assassins working there are from Fabletown.
A lot of cities are blasted monthly by sandstorms or fire storms.
Native Species[]
Native species to the planet of Orinion are known as Orinionians; peoples with elf-like ears and generally pale or Caucasian-looking skin, natural with Arabic language. They were once a proud specie with a rich history, especially with farming, but most of that has since been destroyed thanks to Azazel's cruelty. They are actually a looked-down upon specie, but some have power in Azazel's land.
Other species, like Ogres (the one where Shrek and Drek belong to) can also be found roaming the planet, along with a bunch of other fairytale creatures, like talking animals and fairies. However, those talking animals are not really natives to Orinion, as far as we know. Mummies and other living corpses can also be found on Orinion. Other than that, most other species living on Orinion came from different planets.
Notable residents[]
Native[]
- Orinionian. As mentioned before, Orinionians were once a proud specie of elf-like folk, before being enslaved on their own world by Azazel. The few Orinionians who have any power on the planet are: Lord Farquaad, Prince Charlie, Governor Kravendish and Ichabod Crane. Others include the Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Morshu, John Gray Jr., Link, I.M. Meen, King Harkinian (executed by Azazel for disobedience) and Snow White.
- Ogre. Ogres are ugly, tall beasts, usually stereotyped as violent who eat little babies (like atheists) and roam the swampy lands of Orinion. If they spot you on their territory they may chase after you and rape or eat you after killing you, as we saw from evil Shrek. Indeed, the most known ogre on the planet is Shrek, who also has his very own fan base, but there also exists his counterpart by the name of Drek.
- Fairies. Despite being known to appear on other planets as well, fairies originate from Orinion as long has history showed. Just watch the History Planet, really.
- Trolls. Pretty self-explanatory.
- Wolf people.
- Talking cookies n' sith.
Non-native[]
- Butcherflys. Though originally from Sota, Orinion is a large nest for Butcherflies, especially in the remote, swampy areas like Shrek's Swamp. They are rather pesky little cretins and probably an ogre delicacy as well, those freaks will eat anything.
- Rodians. Though originally from Rodia.
- Humans. Though originally from Earth.
- Demons. Though originally from the Never Never Land.
- Dragons. Though originally from Outworld.
Notable residents[]
Native[]
- Orinionians: Link, I.M. Meen, Governor Kravendish, Lord Farquaad, Ichabod Crane, Prince Charming, Morshu, Prince Charlie, King Harkinian, the Grays, Snow White, Rumplestiltskin
- Ogres: Shrek, Drek
- Fairy-Orinionian hybrids: Fairy Godmother
- Talking cookies: Gingerbread man
- Talking animals: A donkey, three blind mice, Mr. Toad, Toad Jr., Collin
- Wolf folk: Bigby
Non-native[]
- God/demons: Azazel, Ogre's Minions (possibly demons), Azazel's gargoyles
- Dragons: Unnamed female dragon who banged a donkey
- Unknown specie: Ogre
- Humans: William Calvin Morgan, The Woodsman, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Prince Yagmil, Alvin De Carlos, Jack, Gwen, Richie Donatelli, Richie's whores (like Vivian), Lawrence
Locations[]
- Dark Side of Orinion
- Pyramid of Azazel
- Ogre's Temple
- Fabletown
- The Lucky Pawn
- Puddin' n' Pie
- Crooked Palace
- Tweedles' Offices
- Open Arms Hotel
- Horidaii
- Hyrule
- Glutko's Shrine
- Meesh
- Azazel's Mines
- Duloc City
- Shrek's Swamp
- The Well
- Mudlands
- The Farm
- Platu
- Horidiian desert
- Pit of Hate
Relationships with Other Planets[]
Since Azazel is such a dark and unforgiving deity of unspeakable power, no planet can really be considered Orinion's ally. Those who were merged with it are forced to be allied, however. Orinion could be in cahoots with the Never Never Land since Azazel and Chernobog are known to be on good relations.
Azazel also has stacks and stacks of rubies and other jewels hidden on Outworld despite Outworld not having any big love for Orinion or the Rectifier.