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 Norm and his black amigo, Sharlee.
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| Nickname(s) | O'l Norm, O' Norm, Norman, Normy, old man, racist old timer, Cuckservative Norm, dik-sucker Norm, Boner Norm |
| Appears in | No games |
| Affiliations | Sharlee, Elon Musk |
| Status | Alive, sadly |
| Killed By | Death |
| Birth | 1st of March, 40 BH, some small village somewhere in Louisiana, US |
| Death | None |
| Voice Actor | ? |
- "I just want normal beer!"
- — Norm angry at the woke beer
The Old Norm is some conservative transphobic and homophobic (but not racist) old guy from Louisiana from an X show called The New Norm.
He is a massive simp for Frank Kenson, as expected.
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This old Norm, whose full name is Norman, was born in some crappy village in Louisiana in the year of 40 BH or 1960 on 1st of March to deeply conservative parents.
At some point he got a wife named Janice and the two married, giving birth (Janice was the birthing person) to a daughter named Julie. However, that happened late in Norm's life as he is already white and has a wrinkle while his daughter is only in high school, I guess. Norm disagrees with everything Julie's school teaches and even went as far as to threaten the school board with pro-trans genocide taunts for which he got house arrest. He is also mad over the fact that beer went "woke" and now has a LGBTQ flag on it and it's "progressive".
Later, a government agent from the "woke" branch by the name of Chaz, enters the house to re-educated Norm to stop being a homophobic, transphobic and even racist bigot. Norm calls out "What is that?!" when he sees him, unaware that "that" is one of Chaz's many pronouns. Chaz explains he'll be staying over at Norms, but then Sharlee, Norm's only black friend and friend in general enters the house and has a fist-bumping scheme with o'l Norm. Norm explains to Sharlee that Chaz is going to educate him in non-boner studies.
After Norm and his only black pal sit down, the said Afro-American says that his son, Reggie, is transitioning his gender and will now be a female called Regina (at least he won't be a Jets fan). Norm meanwhile, is still upset over the gay beer or Bud Light and tosses it over to Chaz, whom he refers to only as "pronoun". As Chaz cannot drink beer because he's underaged, Sharlee gets mad and yells at Chaz for influencing Regina to cut her ballsak off. Norm picks the beer back up and tries to open it up, while proclaiming that he just wants normal stuff, before the beer cums and squirts all over his face. Sharlee then says to Norm that there'll be jokes. Musk then enters the Norms' house and does a weird pro-old norm dance.
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