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Olaf Tutchenko VS Shao Kahn 2
Biographical information
Nationality German (Olaf), Outworlder (Shao Kahn)
Born 26th of April, 1907 (Olaf), 315 BC (Shao Kahn)
Age 51 (Olaf), 1701 (Shao Kahn)
Status Deceased (Olaf), Alive (Shao Kahn)
Physical description
Eye colour Blue (Olaf), Red/yellow (Shao Kahn)
Hair colour Grey, brown (Olaf), Black (Shao Kahn)
Height 5'9 (Olaf), 7'2 (Shao Kahn)
Weight 68kg (Olaf), 164kg (Shao Kahn)
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s) Ultranationalists, Nazis/German Army (Former) (Olaf), Kahn's Army, Shinnok, Reptile (Former), Baraka, Mileena, Goro (Former), Quan Chi (Former), Ermac (Former) (Shao Kahn)
Enemies {{{enemies}}}
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) World of War Series (Olaf), Mortal Kombat Series
Voiced by (English) Wolf Kahler (Olaf), Patrick Seitz, Bob Carter, Steve Ritchie (Shao Kahn)

Olaf Tutchenko VS Shao Kahn 2 - Rap Battle 12 is the twelfth installment of EERB and the first episode of Season 2. It features former emperor of Outworld, Shao Kahn, rapping against Ultranationalist and German dictator, Olaf Tutchenko. It was released on December 8th, 2011.

It is the second episode in the Olaf VS Shao Kahn trilogy, following Olaf Tutchenko VS Shao Kahn and followed by Olaf Tutchenko VS Shao Kahn 3.

Lyrics[]

Shao Kahn (1st Verse):[]

Someone who loathes you, b*tch, now stand up and rhyme.

I only thawed you out so I could beat yo' a*s a second time!

Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa,

I'm on the leader of your limp d*cked Luftwaffe!

I strike back hard against a Nazi!

Brain toss yo' a*s in the air, Yahtzee!

Ask John Marston who the f*ck I am.

I spit s*it so focused I break your concentration camp!

I'm a certified Dark Lord, you runt!

So suck on deez... uh,

Tarkatan:

Uh, these what sir?

Shao:

Deez alien nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watchin' you die,

(Removes helment)

So let me do it with my own eyes.

Olaf (1st Verse):[]

You look stressed Shao, you appear to be in pain.

(Kahn puts the helment back on)

You need a vacation?

Here, take a trip on my train.

I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!

Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational!

You got one b*tch pregnant then gave it to zee hate!

Now you're 7'2 evil but can't get a dete!

Uh, Lightsaba'? You need a Life Saver!

Use some of your force to fix Adam's f*cking respirator!

You zink you're powerful wish yo' finger neck pinches?!

You couldn't even get yo' own son into zee family business!

Everysing you do is an epic fail!

Now stand at attention and Sieg f*cking Heil!

What's wrong Shao? Can't take it anymore?

Not surprising coming from the Fallen God's whore!

(Battle ends)

Ya! Ya! Take zat. What's zee matter? (Shao starts laughing) Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?

Robot Sub-Zero[]

Because you're standing over the Rancor Pit.

Olaf:[]

(Falling) Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!! I am Olaf Tatchenka'! Aaaaaaaa!!!

Poll[]

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