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Aloysius O'Hare was the founder and owner of O’Hare Air. He is also the mayor of Thneedville. I call it Dan D.'s Ville.
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O'Hare was born on June 6, 1966 and he was raised by his father only as his mother divorced him when O’Hare was only 6. O'Hare's father was addicted to porno magazines he got from Drek.
By 1981, O'Hare, with his teenage hormones, has become arguably more perverted than his father, creeping on demonic-looking girls in his school and fapping off to the Fairy Godmother. At the age of 15, O'Hare is doing labour so he can afford more porno as his dad stole his and ran away with it to Earth. O'Hare sees a billboard for the Once-Ler's invention, the Thneed. O'Hare thought this was pretty epic as it uses the organic world to uses it. This was when he decided to make a multi-millionaire company that uses pollution to thrive in business, effecting the his planet in a bad way, but he got permission from Prince Charlie to use it.
As an adult, O'Hare became mayor of Thneedville and would become the town's most richest person ever. The land outside of Thneedville is so polluted that it's all grey and dark blue and that is... perfect.
In 2012, O'Hare was so rich, he was jumping off of blimps and stuff with dollar signs in his eyes, or whatever the fuak currency Orinion uses (apparently it's called an Orinion yen). But his business was put in danger as some kid named Ted was leaving Thneedville so he can talk to the Once-Ler, where he would teach him about how bad pollution is and what is happening to the land. O'Hare took a step up and blocked the exit with a bunch of Butcherflys so Ted can't get out of Thneedville, though Ted still got out.
Eventually Ted obtained a tree seed from the Once-Ler so he can plant it in Thneedville, as Once-Ler felt sorry for the town. O'Hare then attempted to steal the seed from Ted but he failed. Everyone sang a song which sucked and got killed by a bunch of Ogres and then O'Hare sang a song that didn't suck but his the environmental agents named Morty and McGurk putted a jetpack on O'Hare and he was sent flying out of Thneedville.
When word of this got out to Prince Charlie and Governor Kravendish, they sought permission from their Lord and Puppet Master, Azazel, to get O'Hare and put him back into the Ville so he could continue to pollute it as it was making the planet rich af. Azazel instantly obliged so Charlie and Kravendish flyed to the Ville on their dragons and gave the citizens a choice: submit to Lord Azazeru's will and let O'Hare be the mayor and pollute Thneedville or die! Knowing how brutal, sadistic and harsh the Govt. was on those who disobeyed their Master's rules, they complied and O'Hare was back in action.
Lately, O'Hare has joined the Weishaupt Order and works as one of their highest-ranking members.
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- O'Hare loved one thing and one thing only... MONEY!!! Which is a smart life choice.
- He bares a resemblance to New Rodrick and Lord Farquaad a bit. Funny enuff', him and Farquaad are from the same planet.
- Greta Thunberg protested against this man and his law, but couldn't do jack crap.