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Nickname(s) | Mr. Laskey, Norris, Norr, The Talkative Type |
Appears in | Red Dead Redemption part III, The New Life |
Rank | Owner and clerk of the Gold General Store |
Affiliations | Gold Town General Store, Jung Fook Sing (possibly) |
Status | Deceased |
Birth | Unknown, 1838/172 BH, Ontario, Canada, North America |
Death | 9th of September, 1904/96 BH, Hampton, Virginia, United States of America |
Weapon | Reptile Rifle |
- "Those Apollo razors will give you cheeks and even buttcheeks of a newborn! I guarantee!"
- — Norris advertising his merch
Norris Laskey is a minor character featured in Red Dead Garlic bread part III, Der New Life and Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition.
Info[]
Norris is the clerk and owner of the Gold General Store in Gold Town, which he acquired at some point after the death of Sam Neely, the previous and original owner, who got the store built. However, Norris rarely works at his store and it is most of the days in the week closed, as he prefers to gamble in the Gold Town Saloon with fellow merchant, Jung Fook Sing. He has a relative, Captain Maxwell Laskey, buried at Gold Town cemetery. His relative fought in the American Civil War for the Union.
Interactions[]
Revolver[]
Norris can mostly be encountered operating his shop in Gold Town. After entering the said store, Jack Marston can purchase his wares to unlock journal pages or Showdown Mode characters. Unlike in the second and current timeline, Norris here doesn't seem to be much of a gambler.
Garlic Breath[]
Norris can be found manning his store, although rarely. Occasionally, he will be robbed by Hinto, and will appeal for the player's help in catching the Native. Other times, Chief Mangan himself will be robbing the Gold Store. He can actually be mostly encountered playing blackjack in the Saloon with Jung Fook Sing, Eli Brockman or Milford Weaver.
Quotes[]
- "I just got the finest goods this side of West Virginia, mhm. I did."
- — Norris propagating his merch
- "Mhmm, I heard the same thing. I did."
- — Norris talking
- "Double down, cum on! C'MON! COME ON!!!"
- — Norris double downing in Blackjack, but the dealer will have none of it
- "Howdy."
- — Norris greeting
- "I heard the mayor loves to get high off of opium. He enjoys a lot of opium."
- — Norris about Nate Johnson
- "The stinky man."
- — Norris talking
- "I saw a Chinaman getting run down by a wagon. I saw it!"
- — Norris talking
- "You know that Injun who's always at the saloon? Orders a cheap one, but a big one."
- — Norris gossiping about some invisible Native
Death[]
Norris died on 9 September, 96 BH, in Hampton, Virginia after contracting some VD from a prostitute. He laid in the doc's office for about 13 days, then he kicked the bucket and joined his relative, the Union Captain Maxwell, IN HELL! Or was it Heaven? Heh, only time will tell.
Journal Entry[]
Norris Laskey was the best shopkeeper around these here parts. West Vagina was lucky to have a Canadian like him in it. I still remember the day he gave me that Govt.'s agency discount, those were the days. He sure talks too much, tho.
Trivia[]
- Sometimes, he can be heard spouting the benefits of various products from the East.
- He is one of the most talkative of shopkeepers and is also the one who reads infos of his own products that unlock characters or pages in Revolver 3dn.
- He can sometimes be heard gossiping about people seeing Brumas the Bear again in Tall Trees.