Nigel W. Dickens

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Nigel W. Dickens
Biographical information
Real name	Nigelson West Jarion Dickens
Also known as	N. W. Dickens, Mr. Dik, Dick, Penis, Benish, British fella, Bat-piss salesman, salsa man, Snake oil guy, Mushroom Oil guy, smelly charlatan, fat charlatan, Dicky, Tricky Dik
Nationality	American-British
Born	May 4, 1832
Age	80
Status	Deceased
Physical description
Eye colour	Brown
Hair colour	White
Ethnicity	WASP-Caucasian
Height	5'7 (173 cm)
Weight	84 kg (something-something lbs)
Blood type	B-
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s)	Seth Brains, John Marston, Scot, Professor Perry (former), Fidgit (possibly, former), Jack Marston
Enemies	Honest folk he swindled, folks who saw through his lies, Johnny Marston (sometimes), Jacky Marsten (sumtimes)
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games)	Red Dead Garlic bread part I American West, Part III & part IV Undead Nightmare, Rootin' Tootin', Cowboy Shootin' (mentioned)
Voiced by (English)	Donald Creech

"Faith can move mountains? NONSENSE! I AM NOT A MAN OF FAITH! I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!! And today it'll be vindicated, ahahahaha!"

— Nigel Dickens at Ridgewood's

Nigel W. Dickens is a major "hero" character featured in Red Dead Garlic bread part I, III and IV.

Through Liars and Cheats he can become playable in multiplayer under the "Liars" section, although he is a lil' bit of both. (A little bit of country, a rittle rock n' roll!)

Info

Nigel is a travelling salesman and a charlatan who has swindled many on his tours throughout America. He was born in East Cheap, London in UK, but found the "American lifestyle" much more to his liking and left for US. There he met Professor Perry, who taught him on how to make effective snake and mushroom Oil, either to sell it around for profiting and killing the unfortunate buyer or throw it around to harm your victim. Nigel did both.

Once he also met one of Perry's clowns, the dwarf Fidgit, but honestly he was rather freaked out when he saw him. Indeed, Dickens had many encounters with Perry's Circus until he parted ways and left for Texas while Perry and his freaks stayed in Mississippi for the time being.

Nigel was also almost lynched numerous times when folk found out about his lias and scams.

Interactions

'Murican West

John Marston first meets Nigel lying on the ground all injured besides his coach when he was robbed and left for dead by Irish's Gang. He somehow manages to convince Johnny to drive him to Silver Town to the doc's where he will heal.

After Nigel is healed, he decides that he'll use Marston as nothing more than his pawn and a stepping stone for his business despite just saving his life. Nigel first uses Marston as his ace during one of his tours of the Ridgewood Farm where he successfully convinces everyone there to buy his fake candies, including Aqua all thanks to Marston.

Marston however, soon begins to see through Tricky Dik and demands a favour in return for lying and cheating for him, that is getting some help in destroying the Williamson Gang. Dickens reluctantly agrees, but Johnny is still his puppet and a whipping boy, having to race all around the Gaptooth Ride with horses and carts just to win Dickens some more money.

Oh, I also must add that once Marston and Dickens tried to rob the good folk of Plainview, some Ridgewooders came along and exposed Dickens and his salty candy, so the two had to flee.

After getting the said money from racing, Dickens told Marston to go see another robber by the name of Scot. He will have that which Johnny needs. Oh and Nigel also sended Marston to meet up with Seth Brains as well.

Nigel is next seen helping Johnny and his crew attack the Fort Mercer where N. Dickens cowers.

After being forced into Mexico, Marston parts ways with Dickens while the Scot offers a free ride to Mehiko.

The Brand New Life

After coming back to West Virginia, Mountain mama! John runs into Dickens once again in Gold Town where he is about to get arrested for his crimes of selling fake stuff and drugs. However, John requested Edgar Rose to let Dick go free since he helped him with Williamson back in Texas. With that, Nigel walks out of the police station a free man.

Undead Nightmare

In Undead Nightmare, Dickens is back in his profession of selling broken goods to the good folk of the West and his current destination is in Fort Mercer. This time however, Marston ruins his wicked plan by telling him to sell all the bottles of medicine for free to the people, much to Dicken's dismay.

The next time they meet, Dickens is getting attacked by a fat ass zombie and Marston has to save him.

Finally, Dickens tells Marston that he needs to be the hero of the day and go down to Mexico where the plague came from so he suggests Marston helps the American Army out at the Scratching Post and as a reward they'll give him their uniform so Marston can sneak onto the Army train send to travel to Mexico. Marston does as he's instructed and Dickens rewards him with a blunderbuss, but John is angry at the weapon, saying it's long outdated but Nigel just packs his bags and sits on his coach to leave.

Multiplayer quotes

• "You'll rue the day you tangled with Nigel West Dickens!"
• "Get your weapons at the ready! Today we are gladiators! I am giving you motivation, you ungrateful boi!"
• "Lowlifes! Religtards!"
• "Where's your god, fuaking chriscucks!?"
• "Those Irish boys are only getting bolder!"
• "You bloody wretch! You call yourself a gunslinger!?!"
• "Burn in Hell? Me!? You believe me to trust that poppycock!?"
• "Fools!"
• "My name is Nigel West Dickens, squire! Who the Hell are you?!"
• "Srs, who the bloody Hell r u?!"
• "Savage religtards! You call yourselves civilised!?"
• "You betray me now, Marston??? So be it."
• "And when will I get my Einstein prize, ey?"
• "Where is my science prize!? I have saved hundreds of lives!"
• "Selling narcotics? Me??? Oh, very well then."
• "There ain't no such thing as being too greedy."
• "Where is that scoundrel Walton Lowe? I owe him for my wounds!"
• "Miracle cures are no laffin' matter! Hell, they actually bloody work, unlike your religion!"
• "Miserable wretch! Insignificant speck of feculent scum! How dare you call my products faulty!?"
• "Fact is you're all poor! Get out of here, riff-raff!"
• "Hell? Oh, I'll show you fools REAL Hell!"
• "I've been to Paris (Paree), Peking, Islamabad, Ciudad de Mehiko, Lublana, Havana, Beograde, Moscow and fuaking Sydney! Where have you been to, scoundrel?"
• "Have you ever seen such cures as mine? No, of course YOU didn't! Out of my way, fool!"

Death

Nigel died of old age of 80 in 1913 in his sleep in his large-s house he managed to buy with all the money he got, swindling and lying to people.

Mission Appearances

• "Can a Hobo change his Profession?"
• "Stealing and other Lies"
• "You should never Swindle a poor man... Except for a Profit!"
• The two where Marston has to race a horse and a cart for him simultaneously
• "Swindling Blues"
• "The Attack on Fort Mercer"
• "The Truth Will Set a Man Free"
• A bunch in UN

Trivia

• Some folk in Undead Nightmare blame the plague on him and his toxins and liqueurs.
• He once lived in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
• Every person he ever got along with is a criminal in a sort and has similarities to Dickens.
  • Seth Brains, like Nigelson, robs people only he waits until they're dead.
    • Scot actually robs people with a gun.
      • Professor Perry and his freaks not also rob people with guns and snake oil but murder whole towns as well.
        • John Marston himself is a criminal.
• When he was robbed by the Irish's Gang, he noted Perry Rose and Sonny Higbee.
• He is mentioned in RTCS by many folks in Annesburg and in some cities in Texas, with people saying how he is a liar and a conman and how he never did a honest thing in his life.
• Dickens is rather friendly, but that is merely a facade to use people as his puppets.
• He gets a lot of crap from John even though they're exactly the same types of scumbags.

Gallery

Lots of cactuses behind Dickens.

Playable skin of West Dick.

Dik showing the middle finger to Jhon.

Nigel in front of his coach.

Dickens shows off his elixir.

Nigel Dickens having a dictator-like speech at Ridgewood's before selling his bonbons.

Dickens in the game and real life.