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Mr Frog is the chairman of the Society of Puppet Killers

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In the 1930's, Frog's grandfather Frog Sr Sr founded the society because he wanted to kill people because his father was Freddy Krueger's former butler, and lover Mr Applegade. The Society passed down to Mr Frog's father, and then finally down to him. He has run the Society since the 1970's, and is regarded as one of the world's most threatening crime bosses. He still runs the society, and never does anything on his own, and always has to have his men to do it for him. He hates Jewish people, and considers them to be an inferiour race often sending his troops after them because they give him the poops. Rude buggers eh? His favourite members of the Society are his caporeigme Gonzo and underboss Fozy as well as his consigerllei's Statler and Waldorf. He thinks that his wife  Piggy Piggy Pigson is an informant for the Fedearl Bureau of Narcotics. He beats her on a regular basis because of this fact. He also owns a theatre in Downtown Manhatten called Frog In Your Throat Like A Throbbing Erectis. He also has contacts in the pornography industry, as well as the smuggling trade. He used to drink with Mikhail Faustin back in 1998 under that tree in Russia, but some claim it was just a story, one of those Adolf Hitler's stories like the one where he dropped sweets on the streets of Britian. He is currently running for President, after he ate an apple which told him about pie ingrams. He also had AIDS, and every other sexually transmited disease under the son like some Quagmire Quagmire Quagmire binery 69. (I'll make a page on him later.) Mr Frog also personally ordered his men to convert Gonzo into a cyborg. He is also addicted to smoking weed, and has a horny toad named Moe who I shall make a page on in six years time. 

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