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- "There are six kingdoms in biology. The Six Kingdoms are: Plants, Animals, Protists, Fungi, Archaebacteria, and Eubacteria. Humans are part of the animal kingdom, you are all animals, unless you wanna be a fungus."
- — Mr. Swanson
Mr. Swanson sitting down and ordering off the menu at a restaurant.
Mr. Samuel “Sam” Swanson (born March 11, 1969) is the science teacher at Shepherd-Dixmor Preparatory School. He is also a very popular teacher among Ethan Allen Fernandez, Justin Paul Florio, and Candace Claire Baker. He is still strict when he needs to be. The only movies the students are allowed to watch in his class are educational movies, with the mere exceptions of the National Treasure and Night at the Museum franchises. He is about 6’1 and 262 lbs. He’s also from Cincinnati, Ohio. Mr. Swanson likes listening to rock, metal, and country music, and occasionally rap, reggae, hip-hop, or R&B. He also has quite a few classroom pets.
His Classroom Pets[]
- Mr. Wiggles the king snake
- A goldfish tank consisting of five goldfish and one algae eater
- Buddy the bearded dragon
- Daryl the turtle
- Peter and Repeater the guinea pigs
- Sgt. Pepper the cockatoo
His Classroom Rules[]
- No food, beverages, gum, tobacco, or sleeping in class.
- No bullying, threatening, or swearing at any time.
- Don’t come in late without a pass.
- Keep your feet and head off of your desk.
- Always wear your school uniform when coming into my classroom.
- If your homework is one day late, it’s a 75, two days late, it’s a 50, three days late, it’s a 25, and anything more than four days late, it’s a zero.