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| Mr. Pearson | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Darren Lojze Bojan Klemen Pearson |
| Also known as | Darren, Mr. Pearson, mean teach, Gym teacher, Mr. Pear |
| Nationality |   Slovenian-American
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| Born | June 9, 1977 |
| Age | 46 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Newark, New Jersey, USA |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Dark brown |
| Hair colour | Dark brown |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Slavic |
| Height | 6'1 |
| Weight | 237 lbs |
| Blood type | A- |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Mr. Hill, Mr. Rickson, Colton Williams, Colby Smith, Corey Evans, Alex Norcroft, Kiley Winselton, Caden Quinn, Don Ratson, Semyon-Timur Alekseyevich Krokov |
| Enemies | Jimmy Hopkins, Thomas van Graaf, Blake Brumley, Peter Kowalski, J. J. Goldfeld, Winston Atticus, Elijah Robinson, Caleb Trimnal, Nerds, basically most of the students and faculty at the school |
| Occupation(s) | Gym teacher at Dixmor Academy |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully 2 |
| Voiced by (English) | ? |
Mr. Darren Lojze Bojan Klemen Pearson is the gym teacher at Dixmor Academy from Bully. He is Mr. Newton's replacement and is just as bad, if not worse than him because at least Newton was nice to the Jocks while Mr. Pearson just isn't nice to anyone in general. He has serious anger problems and likes to yell at students and make them upset. He also steals students' iPads, deletes every app from them, and laughs right in their face about it and mocks them by calling them "stupid Apple fans" while he praises Billy Gates and prefers Microsoft and Windows. He is considered worse than all the other teachers who are bullies at Dixmor Academy because he bullies them in order to turn them into bullying teachers and uses them as his marionettes. He likes to call students "obnoxious", "weaklings" and "pieces of useless garbage". He also likes to watch porn on his computer, which he keeps hidden on a secret file named "My precious videos of Love" and some of it was send to him by one of the few people (well, rodens) he actually respects: Don Ratson. He is about 6'1 and 237 lbs. He has an Assault Rifle and a newly bought Street Sweeper hidden under his computer desk in his cabinet near the gym. He’s been in jail for two years but has gotten out somehow, probably with some help of Ratson who gave him the lawyer, Semyon-Timur Alekseyevich Krokov. It hasn’t been confirmed yet, but rumors have it that he killed one of his cellmates while in jail. It is also rumoured he liked to hit on the female guards while in jail.
Quotes[]
- "Stuffing your ugly face as usual?"
- — Pearson when he sees a student snacking during a break
- "You think you're something special over there? Don't make me throw and slam you around like JACK."
- — Pearson when a student is laughing at him
- "Now you weaklings better behave. Oh, and you, Thomas van Graaf, is it? Did you forget your gym attire today? Again? Seems like I'll need to call up Corey Evans to teach you some lesson."
- — Pearson threatening Graaf when he forgot his gym attire for the second time
- "Alright, you obnoxious weaklings - It's dodgeball time! Colby Smith, Colton Williams, Corey Evans, Alex Norcroft, Samuel Walton and Caden Quinn, you're the blue team! *Throws them blue towels to match their team name* Jimmy Hopkins, you baldy, you're in the red team with Peter Kowalski, Brad Shaw, Blake Brumley, J. J. Goldfeld and Winston Atticus! And I hope to God the blue team wins. NOW START! *Whistles*"
- — Person choosing the blue and red teams for dodgeball
- "Ok, that's it! Either you start showing me something or stay a wimp for the rest of your life, Kowalski! Don't make me give you and Goldfeld F-!"
- — Pearson raging at Petey and J. J.
- "It seems like that this "dank meme" has finally become a dead meme. What? Too much?"
- — Pearson if the edgiest student kills himself
- "I DON'T CARE IF FREAKING TOMAHAWKS ARE FLYING FROM THE SKY! You will stand at attention and listen to me!"
- — Pearson when no one listens to him in the gym class
- "Not today, you don't! We all know it's just an excuse for you to go and jerk off."
- — Pearson when Elijah Robinson says he needs to go to the bathroom
Bullied victims[]
- Elijah Robinson (most bullied victim)
- Peter Kowalski
- Jimmy Hopkins
- Constantinos Brakus
- Caleb Trimnal (second most bullied victim)
- Just about all of the nerds
- Seth Pratt
- Noah Graham (third most bullied victim)
- Johnny Vincent
- Lola Lombardi
- Hal Esposito
- Vance Medici
- Derby Harrington
- Pinky Gauthier
- Juri Karamazov
- Luis Luna
- Thomas van Graaf
- Blake Brumley
- J. J. Goldfeld
- Samuel Walton
- Winston Atticus
- Brad Shaw
- Arthur Pence
- Daniel Clary
- Countless other students
Bullied teachers[]
- Mr. Hill (succeeded)
- Mr. Rickson (succeeded)
- Justin Roberts Sr. (succeeded)
- Tamara Danvers (nearly succeeded but failed)
- Deirdre Philips (failed)
- George Matthews (failed)
- Lionele Galloway (failed, Mr. Galloway was too nice to fall for his bullcrap)
Trivia[]
- Mr. Pearson's favourite NFL team is the Pittsburgh Steelers, mostly because he and their quarterback named Ben Roethlisberger, are so much alike, it's scary.
- Other NFL teams that he likes include the Minnesota Vikings, Houston Texans, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, and Carolina Panthers.
- His favourite college football team is the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
- He also likes the North Carolina Tar Heels for college basketball, the Milwaukee Bucks is his favorite NBA team, and his favorite MLB team is the Minnesota Twins.
- He gets mad at any student who doesn't like the Pittsburgh Steelers or Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
- He is of Slovenian descent and from Newark, New Jersey.
- He voted for Frank Kenson as the president of US.
- His favourite song is War Ensemble by Slayer, although he claims he never was much into metal. He doesn't like music much in general.
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