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- "All my son does all day is sit in the basement phone-banking for Bernie Sanders while listening to the Red Army Choir. He's such a bern out, I really wish he'd grow up."
- — Mr. Larson talking about his son.
Mr. Larson (born April 7, 1954) is the mathematics teacher at Shepherd-Dixmor preparatory school from Heavenly Heroes. He is from Burlington, Vermont and is of British, Northern Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German, Austrian, and Swiss descent. He is also a Methodist. He’s about 5’6 and 187 lbs. Much like the rest of the teachers at that school, he is very strict. However, he is not very popular among the students. He’s always yelling at either Jacob Schmitt or Carl Degrasse Dawkins for falling asleep or playing on their phones during his boring classes. He also favors Hunter Jones and makes his favoritism pretty obvious. He is the great grandson of Mad Bob Larson.
His son is a socialist man-child who lives in his father’s basement. In 2016, and 2020, his son made phone calls, and sent text messages, to support Bernie Sanders’ campaigns.
Mr. Larson, and his chair, tipped over on the ground outside.