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Mr. Kelley VS Joel Stromboli | |
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Biographical information | |
Nationality | ![]() ![]() |
Born | 8 March, -176 BH (Kelly), 5 October, -36 BH (Stromboli) |
Age | 48 (Kelley), 36 (Stromboli) |
Status | Dead (both) |
Physical description | |
Eye colour | Brown (both) |
Hair colour | Brown (both) |
Height | 6'2 (Kelley), 5'8 (Joel) |
Weight | 80kg (Kelley), 67 (Stromboli) |
Career, affiliations and family information | |
Affiliation(s) | Mayor Griffon, Cornet Brothers, Javier Diego, Colonel Daren (Kelley), Corleone Family, Santino Corleone (Joel) |
Enemies | Red Harlow, Annie MacFarlane, Jack Swift, Buffalo Soldier, whoever the Mayor sets his eyes on (Kelley), Bobby Toro, Stracci Family (Joel) |
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Deed Revolver, (Kelley), The Godfather Game (Joel) |
Voiced by (English) | Joseph Melendez (Kelley), Sean Flanery (Joel) |
Mr. Kelley VS Joel Stromboli is the thirty-fourth instalment of EERB and the sixth episode of season 3. It features the famous gunslinger of Brimstone, Mississippi, Esteban Kelley, rapping against the former clown supplier of the Corleone mob, Joel Stromboli. It was released on March 22th, 21+ AH.
Lyrics[]
Kelley (1st Verse)[]
En garde! Here I come; Ripping your head off!
Wish your face full of cum, nothing to be scared of!
You're just a pathetic, depressed little clone,
Whomst cannot remember how he drowned!
I'm the symbol of power, your life's a buffoonery!
Mine's a destiny, I gathered an online army! (Dabu dhabi!)
A brawl will be tonight and you'll ended up in jail!
Let's put a smile on that face that just got raped! >:)
Stromboli (1st Verse)[]
Woo-hoo-hoo!!!
And 'ere we go! You little b*stard, need a new master, no one even remembers your name!
Now you're just a mask? Das not even an idea!
Every year that Battle Royale turns out to be something lame!
Man, seriously, you're famous because you got wasted?!
It like your whole life turned out to be a... complete waste!
This is what happens when a mad dawg chases a fuacking s-hole!
Bend over your burnt body, body and suck my bawels!
Mister Kelly? He's gay folks,
Rapping with his smallpox!
He hides his face, orgy,
Because of herpes!
In a way you complete me:
I never defeated Toro, you never banged Harlow!
Kelley (2nd Verse)[]
Don't make me laugh, you freaking emo queer, I'm the bad guy!
I controlled the gobernment while you tried to make a man cry!
You think you're tough without your scars and your fancy make up?
I'll beat you rough, I'm tough!
No jokes, you better give up!
I'm violently violating your vagona!
Voraciously, ambitiously and viciously vanquishing!
The virulent vermin with a vendetta!
I'm very sorry, but I'm not kidding,
You'd better be crying!
Joel (2nd Verse)[]
Isus, you're just, just, just don't be jealous!
I'm the genuine jealous, working as a jeering anonymous!
I French; you freak!
Wanna see a magic trick?
'Ere is your ass (gets in a doggy style position) and 'ere's my dik! (Pretends to bang Kelley from behind)
Why so serious while I'm raping your anus?
Feel zee fear in your stomach while it's just my benis!
You little slut, call yourself V for victim!
Get ovel here and let my knoife have a deep talk with your rectum! (Licks his knife with Kelley's butt blood on it.)
Poll[]
Who won????
- Mr. Kelley: 2666 points
- Joel Stromboli: 2664 points