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| Nickname(s) | Hankinsky, Mister Hankinsky, Miner Hankinsky, Bearded Miner, Handy, Miner Forty-Niner, Tall miner |
| Appears in | None atm |
| Rank | Miner |
| Affiliations | Unknown, probably his miner buddies |
| Status | Alive |
| Killed By | No |
| Birth | June, 51 BH |
| Weapon | Pick-axe |
- "Shut up, you fuaking dikbags! I'll be getting rich! I'll have all of the gold! None of you can stahp me!"
- — Hankinsky when insulted over his job
Mr. Hankinsky is some old, grumpy miner who came to US from Poland. He lives in California where he made up his own mining crew and mines those old mines for gold.
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Hankinsky's first name is not known, but rumours have it it's Peter. Hankinsky said that he came to California in 11 BH, and didn't rest until he found larges quantities of Gold Fillings and Gold Nuggets. However, he claimed that some parts of the mines he and his crew worked in were haunted, as they heard the mine moaning, calling for the miner and his soul. Hankinsky said that the mine is probably haunted by Clown IT, but since IT was never known to be a fan of gold hunting, it could be some other deity, like Abraxas, but it could still be Pennywise, who is there only to get his hands on Hankinsky's soul, but again since IT is known to rather stalk after children, this is debatable. Hell, I think it's just Mario the Phantom.
Hankinsky claims that he and his employers heard ghostly calls in the mines for years, but that didn't stop them to search for gold every once in a while. One gloomy and rainy night, they found oil underneath the mines and stroke it rich, but just then, Mario the freaking Fantom (I called it) came from the shadows and wanted the oil. "I want the oil! I want it now and I don't care how!" Mario yells. "Be careful for what you wish, you may regret it... Be careful what you wish, you may just get it!" Hankinsky replied as he threw his pick-axe at the Phantom, but Mario dodged it and gave chase to Hankinsky and his pals.
During the chase, Hankinsky grew a pair and turned around to punch Mario in the face, who was knocked down. The Tall miner then used a mine cart full of coal and pushed it against the Phantom, burying the ghost in coal. When the miners removed the coal, no traces of Mario were left. He was gone. He vanished without a trace, possibly fearing for his life, despite death being unknown to him (perhaps he was afraid of the unknown) and Hankinsky and his mining buddies would then sell all of the oil in canisters to big oil companies, like Chevron and CornetMobil (both owned by Victor Cornet), Total Energies and Phillips 666. This process would make the Miner Forty-Niner rich af and he'd buy himself a large mansion on the coast of California, near Beverly Hills, a place where only rich and middle-class folk live.
Trivia[]
- He is one of the few people to successfully spook off Mario the Phantom after encountering him.
- He looks a bit similar to that homeless guy from Sexas, Handy, which is where his nickname stems from.
- His previous occupation before becoming a miner is unknown, but rumours have it that he was a phone receptor at an old hotel.
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