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Monkey Ass Calamari
Eduardo Barzini
Nickname(s) Manny, Monkey ass, buttface monkey, Cal, clam
Appears in The Godfather Game
Rank Wise Guy
Affiliations Cuneo icon Cuneo Family, Dario Stracci
Status Deceased
Killed By Michael Corleone
Birth 27th of October, 1977/23 BH
Death 12th of November, 2012/12 AH
Weapon None
Voice Actor Joe Bellan
"Think you can just step in and bully me like this!? No, I ain't payin'."
— Calamari to Trapani

Manny "Monkey Ass" Calamari was a Cuneo Family racketeer who learnt his trade under Joe the Elegance. Monkey was known for his skills in concealing the unlawful practices of his trade without alerting the police, as was expected from the Cuneos.

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In year 2008/8 AH, Calamari took his trade into Little Town, and set up a shop in Smoke's Signals, which greatly increased trade and made the business' lawful owner, Dario Stracci, an ally to the Cuneo Family.

However, in 9 AH, the front business was seized and Calamari's shop soon followed, becoming property of the Corleone Family.

Death[]

Monkey Ass was killed in 12 AH in Little Havana, Miami along with the Corleone turncoat Charlie Trapani and dozen of other Cuneo and Montana mobsters who came there to defend Little Havana from the Corleone family. He was shot in the head with a Sniper Recon Rifle .360 by Michael Corleone, the same one Trapani got shot with.

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