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The Minnesota Vikings are an NFL team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Similarly to the New England Patriots, Philadelphia Eagles, and Pittsburgh Steelers, they’re always doing good. In fact, similarly to those other three NFL teams, they do so good so often that sometimes the general public questions whether there’s some sort of witchcraft involved or not or that the rival team was bribed to lose. Their archenemy teams are the Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, and Chicago Bears. Their current head coach is Mike Zimmer. Their owner is Zygi Wilf and their general manager is Rick Spielman, both of whom are Jewish. Their fans often chant “SKOL!”
Current Roster[]
Offense:
- Garrett Bradbury, C
- Pat Elflein, G
- Dakota Dozier, G
- Reilly Reiff, T
- Brian O’Neill, T
- Kirk Cousins, QB, one of the best in the league
- Dalvin Cook, RB
- Alexander Mattison, RB
- Stefon Diggs, WR
- Adam Thielen, WR
- Kyle Rudolph, TE
Defense:
- Anthony Barr, LB
- Ben Gedeon, LB
- Eric Kendricks, LB
- Mike Hughes, CB
- Trae Waynes, CB
- Harrison Smith, S
- Anthony Harris, S
- Everson Griffin, DE
- Stephen Weatherly, DE
- Jaleel Johnson, DT
- Linval Joseph, DT
Special Teams:
- Dan Bailey, K
- Britton Colquitt, P